>tfw he will never sneak a peek at your young budding breasts as you pin a boutonniere onto his 100% pure wool dress jacket lapel
why even live, I'm literally tying the noose right now
>>29314960
why even fucking live
i cant handle these feels
>tfw he will never hold your hand
Anybody elese have this feel
>>29314960
>don't go to prom
>come to school monday after
>teacher asks how it was
>tell her i didn't go
>"oh,why not?"
>don't want to describe to her my inability to get a date
>don't want to explain my anxiety with going alone around people i hardly know
>tell her i just wasn't able to make it
there never was an escape, was there?
Prom is a thing now in the UK apparently, when I was in school nobody had proms so there was none of the significance attached to it
>>29315307
Not having a date isn't even a big deal. Close to the majority just go with friends
>>29314980
>why even fucking live
kill muzzies thats y faggot
Prom story thread?
>be me, senior in hs, not poor but far from rich, comfortable
>going to catholic school where everyone's loaded, I'm there on a combination of a track and field scholarship and my dad's hard work
>for some reason, richest girl in school who's also gorgeous wants me to ask her to prom
>use all the money in my pocket and my lunch period to buy a bouqet of white roses for her
>her friends help me ask her, she says yes
>amidreaming.jpg
>two weeks pass, prom day rolls around
>tells me to come to a hotel for the pre prom
>drive out 10 miles to hotel
>get out of car, realize I forgot the corsage
>drive home, back again, dad laughs calls me a retard, tell him he's not wrong
>finally hustle over, ask guy at reception what room the prom party is in
>"room? Oh no, you guys have the bottom floor."
>niggawhat.mkv
>date's dad rented out the bottom floor of the hotel, including the coutryard so that we can take pictures undisturbed
>find my date
>she looks like a supermodel with her dress and her hair up
>talk for a while, time to put the corsage on her
>dontstareathertitsdontstareathertits
>stare at her tits
>prom is okay
>go to afterparty
>go back to her place after with some of her friends, I've sort of sobered up at this point and my car wasn't too far so I say goodnight and start walking
>tells me I'm too drunk to drive, I can just stay the night
>agree, go inside and follow her down to her room
>talking about random shit like music and college, autisming out about my 800 and mile time thinking were just shooting the shit
>eventually she cuts me off by sitting on my lap
>"so I invite you to stay over, and now you're sitting on my bed and you still haven't tried to hook up with me"
>start to mumble something out about not wanting to be forward
>she kisses me
>my first kiss at 18 yo
>awkwardly lose my virginity (went soft a couple times from being nervous, couldn't find the right hole, she had to help)
That was the normiest thing that ever happened to me
>>29314960
>didn't go to prom
>none of my friends went to prom
>we all barbecued and shot the shit all day long instead
>didn't waste 100s of dollars
Prom is fucking shit. So glad I didn't waste my time
Here's my story of prom
>be 17
>homeschooled
>somehow still have social life
>a group of homeschool moms put a prom together every year
>this shit is lamer than your average baptist school prom
>mom is forcing me to go because "it's a right of passage" or some stupid shit
>end up going with my best friend, his gf, and her friend
>her friend is trying to break up with some nig
>in all the pics we took it looks like she's my date
>constantly texting him the entire time
>whatever. I came to laugh at normies with my bro
>30 mins in
>my "date" suddenly wants to dance
>it's 2013 and they're playing fucking gangam style
>dance like I'm having a seizure
>no one notices
>song ends, go back to table
>20 mins later we end up ditching the dance
>at village inn
>eating menudo because half spic
>conversation drifts into weed
>decide we're getting stoned
>drive to dealer's house at fucking 2 am
>end up hotboxing in my friend's car
>orgy ensues
All in all, I'd say it was better than expected.
It's actually worse if you been to prom and fuck it up for your partner because she could have chosen someone much better than you.
Don't remind me of prom.
>>29315715
>>29315924
Dope af. Get some, robots!
>>29314960
my prom was nightmare
Asked 6 girls if they would agree to go with me.
All rejected, 3 right after the asking, 3 after a consideration.
My mum suggested I should go with second cousin. I refused, I really preferred to be pathetic loner than pathetic pervert. Gone alone.
Nightmare not over yet. By dad agreed to drive me and my friend with his pair to the prom. Uncomfortable 45 minutes of small talk in the car.
Then uncomfortable 3 hours of talking with people on the prom.
Only vodka helped, and only for a while.
Worst thing?
Sister of my friend was there with some other dude, somehow obtained info that I was alone, and danced with me.
Out if pity
A FUCKIN PITY
That was the day I decided that I have to become a supervillain.
>>29315307
>>29316125
I never went to any school dances, but these struck me as robot feels.
