>these are the types of guys women want
Games over, R9K, why even try?
is that a girl or a trap?
>>29352655
what am i looking at OP?
>>29352655
seriously what the fuck am I lookin at you fucking nigger
So, its my birthday today. Nobody knows, nobody cares. Not even a text from my parents.
Ironic how one of the happiest days a few years back can highlight how depressing it is now. Can we get a feels thread going guys? It'll be the only gift i've gotton today, and I sure would appreciate it.
wouldn't you rather nobody care? it beats the alternative
>>29352607
I'm writing this from my work's bathroom stall, in which I kill time because I have nothing to do when in lunch.
Maybe that'll make you feel a little better.
>>29352635
What's the alternative? If you're referring to your pic related, that wouldnt happen to me, I live in a different state to my parents. I'd just appreciate some of my friends wishing me a happy birthday and asking if I have plans. I don't want much.
the other day I felt like I wanted to watch a horror film.
so I googled and went to find some good horror films but they're all for normies.
is there any GOOD SCARY FILM which is NOT for normies? as in the main character is not a teenage slut with a chad bf and not to mention it has to actually be scary and not "omg the creep has a knife!"
I ask r9k because I watched Drive when I saw it recommended here and it was good.
>>29352570
There are no good horror movies.
Joe (the one from 1970). It's about killing niggers and hippies.
>>29352570
The greatest horror story ever told
The Social Network
What are you buying for father's day?
>>29352521
Got him a Bob Dylan record
>>29352521
Killing myself. It's also my mom's birthday so I hope I can turn their lives around by freeing them. I know I won't make anything of myself or ever be capable of autonomy at this point.
My shitty father it's a literal pedophile and rapist. He even tried to rape me.
Fathers day is just another shitty reminder that I'm half of that.
Today I went over to my fuck buddy, we played around a bit and then I fucked a girl in the ass, for the first time.
As a side remark, in more detail:First I was banging the vagina from behind for 5 minutes, then I grabbed a tiny bit of lube and went for it. It was about 15% tighter at the entry bit, but otherwise it completely felt like a pussy. I had expected going in and out would feel completely different. I stopped after a few minutes because while she didn't stop my fucking her ass, she stopped moaning and so the fun was completely gone.
But it...
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>>29352466
Now you should fuck a guy in the ass.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a the slippery slope of degeneracy.
Also. GTFO REEEEEEEE
>not fucking her in the missionary position while holding her tenderly and kissing her collar bone
You don't love her.
The deal is that you don't smell pheromones that actually turn you on when you're fucking a guys sweaty hole
Abilify is a fucking godsend.
Sometimes, guys, Psychiatry isn't a meme. I actually feel functional. I feel great. I even applied for a job.
I want to be a better person
Watch out for that tardive dyskinesia bro
good for you. made a dr appt for next month so i can finally get some meds that will cure my social anxiety and depression.
Yeah it's called "adderal"
Who eIse /shitpostingenthusiast/ here?
>got drunk yesterday
>don't remember most of it
>woke up with insane hangover
>look at 11 hours of browser and event history
>apparently I felt some waves of creativity
>spammed /r9k/, /pol/, /x/ and /mu/ with idiotic comments
>got in a huge inernet fight with some dude from baltic states while roleplaying as...
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i ask people to prove stuff
they stop posting very often as a result of thisid card + time stamp
>>29352282
nice copypasta anon kun
>>29352282
I haven't seen this pasta in a while, I almost forgot about it
email : [email protected]
password : swenkinishere
Hey /r9k/
i created this fake facebook account above
you can log in and do whatever you want , text and fuck with people you know, catfish or whatever
rules :
1) same rules as here
2) don't be a faggot and change the password
>>29352240
oy vey
yeah it s fucking comment
>>29352240
>don't be a faggot and change the password
heh
I cant think of anything to do
I have a lot of weed but no friends. And can't smoke it at the house because the place I'm renting is not 420 friendly. What should I do robots?
>>29352225
>What should I do robots?
Kill self, report back
bruh...
how you not gonna smoke in you own hous
like you live there
you pay the rent it's your place
>>29352225
>And can't smoke it at the house because the place I'm renting is not 420 friendly
Yeah no shit, no place you rent at is going to be. That's why you improvise
Does /r9k/ like art? Post art
>>29352120
frgtrg
yes :^)
originalinaigiro
>>29352180
efrgfe
>Be nice guy
>Modern day women think you're being a """nice guy"""
>>29352084
probably because you are being a "Nice Guy"
>>29352084
>being a nice guy
>not a big guy
Too bad nice guys don't actually exist and you're just deluding yourself into thinking that you aren't as shallow as the "Chad's" that you despise.
You try to call your mom, and in response your brother Chad sends you this
What do?
>>29352083
Nice dick bro, can I be next?
>>29352083
Kill myself desu.
I couldn't stand that my mother loved Chad's dick more than me.
Wonder who the two people in the photo are
>get job at starbucks
>white chick orders a small frappuccino
>accidentally made too much so I made her a medium
>she gets mad that I made her the wrong size even though its in her favor
What is this? Are women the problem or is it me getting a job?
>>29352081
She thought you were going to charge her for a medium, you dummy. You should have made it clear that you were charging her for a small before she had time to misinterpret what was happening.
>>29352081
i get furious when this happens, it's like your forcing me to waste food i knew i didn't want or need, who cares if its free
>>29352142
I didnt ring her up
One day some girls gagged and laughed while i passed them, is it really that bad r9k? i am a manlet (about 5'7)
You look fine to me man. Just sounds like bitches honestly.
>>29352015
your slavic genes aren't doing you any favors, sergei. you might consider trying to breed a few generations of actual european into your bloodline
>>29352085
i would gladly impregnate a 2 meter tall nordic blue eyed blonde but i doubt i would find any that are willing
who /warrior trapped in a time of peace/ here?
all i wanna do is fight in a glorious conquest campaign to defeat the rancid barbarians
There are plenty of causes to fight for, you're just a lazy, possibly fat slouch glamorized by Crusadeposting.
>>29351984
Don't worry anon I'm with ya
>born just in time to Crusade post
Have you praised Jesus today?