who /warrior trapped in a time of peace/ here?
all i wanna do is fight in a glorious conquest campaign to defeat the rancid barbarians
There are plenty of causes to fight for, you're just a lazy, possibly fat slouch glamorized by Crusadeposting.
>>29351984
Don't worry anon I'm with ya
>born just in time to Crusade post
Have you praised Jesus today?
>ywn learn the art of sword fighting instead of this pussy gun shit and go to war against heretics
I want to look my enemy in the face
>>29351984
>intrusive violent/homicidal thoughts almost constantly
>tried killing animals when I was a kid, hunting and doing shit on my own, helped a little but over time it didn't do any good
>try wrestling, martial arts, sports, even enlist in the Marine Corps
>the only time the violent feels go away is when I'm hurting someone
>impossible to maintain
>now a civilian and all of the old hobbies don't work anymore
>lust for violence is insatiable, nothing I do helps
>if I lived in a period where it was socially acceptable to harm others on a regular basis I might actually be okay
>instead I have to repress myself constantly and suffer in silence for the sake of being a member of society
Fuck being a warrior, I'd gladly be a barbarian if it made me feel a little better.
>>29351984
No you don't, OP. War then isn't like it is today with transport units and whatnot. If you go to war you're out there all day until you die or no one is left.
>>29352572
>you will never pillage your way across Kievan Rus
>you will never burn Baghdad to the ground
>you will never build a pyramid of severed heads in front of an enemy city
>you will never ride in the Golden Horde
>>29352768
>you will never line the roads of your city with the decomposing corpses of your enemies
>you will never inspire terror in the hearts of men and women alike from the mere mention of your name
>you will never commit war crimes so atrocious there are laws made to prevent anything like it from happening again
holy fuck same dude
i hate my life
all i want is a warrior's death
>ywn make normalfags die by the sword
don't even care about the setting just let me spill some normalfag blood
>>29351984
you can do that shit in vidya famalam
wait another decade technology will become so good you can fight in epic VR battles
>>29353341
i've always wanted to die heroicly, surrounded by my brothers :( man, modern society is suffocating if ur a male
>>29353488
It's not the fucking same god dammit I fucking hate it when people say this
when you want sex, if someone tells you you can get it in a hentai game, do you think that's a fucking adequate substitute?
holy shit I can't believe how mad I am about this
>>29351984
Are you at least honing your blade skills should war once more ravage the lands?
>>29353540
the human male is naturally a predator... our society has become so feminized and its a sin against our nature as men
>>29353579I posted >>29352572 >>29352901 and >>29353540but I am a womanI think the problem isn't just feminization in society, I think the complete repression of violent tendencies is more to blame
Im no warrior, im a pussy.
>>29353996
The repression of violent tendencies is feminization.
Rape, as demonized as it has become, was a more honest alternative to the seduction which men have to engage in today in order to survive.
I hate engaging in "game" and seducing women, i see it as a huge waste of time and resources and a product of our romantic view of relationships.
I think the reason why the majority oppose rape with the passion that they do is because deep down, they know wouldent survive if they had to take what they needed by force.
>>29351984
>What is your countries army?
>What is an allied army at war if yours ain't?
>(Cf. Israel).
>What is the french legion?
>What is the peschmerga?
>What is Hezbollah?
>What is some south american or african mercenary groups.
Stop lying to yourself. You could fright if you truly wanted. You don't want to.
But it is alright...
I enjoy larping sometimes as well.
>>29351984
What are you so scared of then? Go out and fight. Violence is happening all around you and you could fight for a good cause but you stay inside on 4chan.
Join the military, fight ISIS and other brown people.
>>29354483
This
You're all so fucking pussies man
>I-I'm a s-spartan, I was born to f-fight
>>29354483
They don't let people with mental illnesses in. I tried and got turned down at Meps.
>>29354550
>he told the truth
>>29354367
>>29354406
>>29354483
>enlist in USMC
>two years in get involuntarily institutionalized and kicked out for ASPD
>cannot reenlist in the military in this country without getting a clean bill of mental health
>mental health history prevents me from enlisting in any other branch of military
You've got to be fucking shitting me. It's not as if I didn't try.
>>29354696
>What is the french legion?
>What is the peschmerga?
>What is Hezbollah?
>What is some south american or african mercenary groups.
All still applies, lazybot.
