>trips will be with their oneitis but she will want an open relationship with a chad
>Dubs will shit theselves just before they are about to sleep with their oneitis
>Singles will die in their sleep
rolling for some fugging singles
i want those singles
What if i get quads? Or quints?
LSD is the robot approved drug, it does not alter your mind in any way. All robots should take this drug as it only expands your mind, LSD is so amazing. Only true robots take LSD, so all Pepe posters should take it!
I would if I knew how to get some
>>29479282
Your either living on some serious layers of irony or you're underage.
>>29479282
>it does not alter your mind in any way
Literally the most retarded thing I've ever read. I know people who have had irreparable changes to their mind as a result of overconsumption of LSD.
I've had irreparable changes to my brain as a result of it. In my case it's seeing tracers in my vision and weird visual distortions from time to time, along with visual static that occasionally flares up and renders me almost blind.
But I personally know one...
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Who else here /acne/
20 here and still have acne
why
>>29479215
Same I just finished apply my 4-step acne medication for the night I hope it will go away soon. I've only been using it for a week and so far it's gotten worse
your hormones are stuck at a pubescent schoolboy level
stop drinking the kool aid
>>29479215
DOXYCYCLINE senpai
>normie coke dealer threatens to kill me at party for literally no reason
>decide to submit anon tip to local authorities to get him arrested.
How much info do I need to get him put in jail?
>look on all his social media
>dox him
>send all evidence to the popo
>>29479180
tell them he has a weapon that is unlicensed, give them his address tell them u were over at his house and saw the gun, and a brick of cocaine that looked big.
>>29479180
None, it's not going to work, if he's a drug dealer he almost certainly has connections to the local cops who are letting him do his shit for a cut or even selling him drugs to deal further.
Post your rooms. Guess personality traits about other robots based on their rooms.
old room. my new room is shit, i wish I still lived here
>>29479176
what kind of stout is that?
>>29479204
Nothing special, just Guinness.
Shes Not my gf just some girl ive been wanting to fuck for a while now. Please tell me i still have a chance...
Well what the fuck did you say autist?
>>29479099
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE FUCK!
>>29479099
Parte doss
21 year old virgin year. I could potentially lose my virginity tomorrow but it's to a slut that dated a ton of friends I know, used them dry and went for the next guy. I originally wanted to fix her but I learned she is unfixable. I want to get the experience, but I don't know if it is worth it.
My friends are just telling me she's bad mojo but the concept of playing the game of "How long can you last with this hoe" game sounds fun.
I'm not getting any moral support from the ground up. Should I do it? Should I go see her tomorrow or...
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nothing matters nobody gives a fuck about your virginity just do what you want to fucking do stop fucking predetermining your actions and live life in the moment
>>29479086
nah, she's a vile succubus. A fucking bitch who broke your weak-willed friends' hearts.
Why would you give her what she wants? Just so you can put your dick in her disease-ridden wet hole?
>>29479239
The difference is though is that I'm strong-willed. I wouldn't mind raising my fist if she stepped out of line. I feel like if she left me, then whatever. At least I learned something.
Heh, anyone sick of the constant criticisms and shit that are thrown towards us. We already know we're shit. Why the need to keep coming at us. Is it because you think the constant shaming or beratement will make us angry and spur us into action? Because it doesn't work like that, it makes people like us even less capable of doing anything, as our confidence in ourselves would just be lowered, our confidence is already so low that we don't think we could do anything anyway. And then you ask, "well why the fuck is your confidence so low", well golly gee,...
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Paragraph that shit up nigger
>>29479092
Sorry man, shit
>>29479078
One way to build confidence is to doing something you've always been itching to try out. Make some small, daily goals and try to see if you can achieve them. It doesn't have to be grandiose.
Learning a new skill and exercising are said to boost confidence as well.
Just try to forgive your peers for your shitty past and start anew. You've got plenty of time to change your outlook I assume.
if you don't know how to cook you're a cuck.
>stand over hot stove for an hour for food that will be gone in 5 minutes
>t-totally not cucked guise
>>29479033
Tfw I have the culinary skill of an iron chef that would make even the greatest chefs cry because of their own inadequacy but girls don't like me because I'm ugly
>>29479095
>food takes an hour to prepare
>eats an entire meal in 5 minutes
How fat are you?
What do boobs smell like?
>>29479001
fresh cut grass.
>>29479001
bags of salty coin milks
>>29479001
Skin, jesus Christ m8
Femanons, where do I find a girl like you to date? I want a girl broken like me I can relate to.
>>29478972
Femanons don't care about your fag ass.
>>29478972
You can date me, anon.I'll break you into being a girl.
>>29478972
AT ANIME CLUB you fucking retard but no girl will ever choose you because you're worthless unless you distinguish yourself
Who /Indian/ here? Are we becoming the new master race?
>>29478960
Yeah I'm Punjabi. Live in Canada.
>>29478960
>mfw poo in loo thinks he is master race
nice try Pajeet, go back to your designated shitting board
>>>/int/
>>29478960
I see Indian guys walking around with gorgeous white and Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) girls all the time now. These half Indian offspring will take over the world.
Does anyone else here have the smelly pennis problem?
i don't have a pennis, i have a bagina. smells amazing, like strawberries and cream
>>29478907
Why did you have to ruin my thread? Just leave shitposter, you're not even a girl.
>>29478933
your thread was ruined from the start, frogposter
Pros: Very funny
Attractive*
White
Blue eyes
Babyfaced(?)
Still growing
Very fast metabolism
Thick hair
Creative
18
Cons: Social awkwardness (getting much
better)
Babyfaced(?)
110 lbs
5'6-7 (Born a super preemie...)
Skinny af
Weird voice
Can't really move mouth properly from all the years of mumbling (and possibly nerve damage from being a super preemie.)
Anxious for no reason sometimes
Pussy
Alcoholic genes
Can't grow much facial hair
*Always just called "cute" though.
inb4 people tell me I should be a trap. I know, but it's not gonna happen. I'm straight.
>>29478859
become a gay twink, your not gonna get a girl by looking like one
>>29478864
i will tell you exactly one thing. fuck off to >>>/soc/ with your shit thread.
How is this board even still alive? What do you even talk about anymore? I haven't been here in 2 years, left since I saw the word "Fembot" being pushed, decided to just leave.
What has changed? Is the board better? Worse? Again, what even gets talked about anymore? Tell me about it, Anons.
Lurk moar if you're so confused.
It's pretty much slow /b/ now but that as a title is too good for it
>>29478870
Figured this would be faster. Plus, I wanna hear if from you guys.
>>29478876
Fuck. Really? Is it that bad? What happened?