Pros: Very funny
Attractive*
White
Blue eyes
Babyfaced(?)
Still growing
Very fast metabolism
Thick hair
Creative
18
Cons: Social awkwardness (getting much
better)
Babyfaced(?)
110 lbs
5'6-7 (Born a super preemie...)
Skinny af
Weird voice
Can't really move mouth properly from all the years of mumbling (and possibly nerve damage from being a super preemie.)
Anxious for no reason sometimes
Pussy
Alcoholic genes
Can't grow much facial hair
*Always just called "cute" though.
inb4 people tell me I should be a trap. I know, but it's not gonna happen. I'm straight.
>>29478859
become a gay twink, your not gonna get a girl by looking like one
>>29478864
i will tell you exactly one thing. fuck off to >>>/soc/ with your shit thread.
intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor :-)
>>29478859
I feel your pain, OP. I was also cursed with twink genetics. We are genetic abominations.
>>29478896
>wicked sense of humor
>that pose
>intelligent
>:-)
>nihilistic
>a good thing
Ill tell you your only pro: your confidence and ego
>>29478859
get out. This is a /soc/ tier thread. GET THE FU K OUT
>>29478859
get "the fuckboy" haircut get a tan and get ripped you could mop up OP
>>29478896
See this is a selfie I will allow. Not a faggy annoying /soc thread like this, we don't want to see your face and even as a trap you'd still look like a little bitch.
Shit thread
Cont:
>low blood pressure
>always kinda tired
>eyebags from insomnia
>avoidant
>hermit
>have difficulties expressing/ showing emotions
>scars on back and neck
Pro:
>can draw anatomically correct portraits
>can read very fast
>very self critic
>naturally broad built
>can remember dreams when i wake up
>>29479073
>would ask for a drawing of myself
>dont wanna post my face in this thread cause I'd get shat on
fug
>>29478859
Pro
Am Stanley
Am beautiful
Am Stanley
Cons
None cuz im Stanley
>>29479136
>tfw youll never have qt fans who attentionwhore for me
>youll never be 4chan famous
I just wanna be noticed
>>29478859
Pros:
Somewhat intelligent
Tall (5'11")
Cons:
Pale skin
Eyebags
Poor
Baby face
No friends
No job
>Pros
Roman Catholic
Speaks three languages
Beautiful syntax whenever I will that on my writing
6' 00""
Curious
Skinny (which might as well be a con)
I may not have blue eyes, but I did inherit aryan genes from my mother being a blue-eyed blonde
Girls love my country
Knowledgable in history
Social butterfly in getting myself liked
Dick size is decent, but I don't know how to brag about it to girls
>Cons
Somewhat of a stutterer
Boring
Unfunny
Average-looking
Pathetic in mathematics (above the average, still, but nowhere near genius levels :c)
Horrid at founding true friendships
Lack of facial hair
Not really domineering and always a bit cowardly with women
Do not know how to accept compliments
This can't be real
How deep have you fallen, r9k?
>>29479233
>Tall (5'11")
That's normal height. The girl I'm seeing is like 6'1". Tall doesn't start for men till 6'2" unless you're in Asian countries. That being said I'm your height, not tall.
MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOODS
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ODS
MODS
>>29479296
Nah, this is more like returning to our roots :3
>>29479303
>The girl I'm seeing is like 6'1".
Girls don't have penises anon ;^)
Fairly intelligent, strong critical thinking skills, ridiculously high pain threshold, decent cook, lots of muscle, adaptive thinker.
Severe adhd ( worst 2%), obesity, cancer prone, bad hearing, lots of debt.
>>29479170
You're jealous lel
>>29479255
>I may not have blue eyes
Time to take a shower my friend.
>>29479255
Where you from annnon?m
>>29479823
Rude :c
I'm half-aryan however you like it.
>>29479786
yeah I am, how does a guy get that confidence to constantly post his face around and ignore anyone that says hes ugly
hes my idol
>>29479851
France, if you don't mind.
Fuckin manlet
>pros
none
>cons
my life is pure pain
Here I go
Pros:
>Attractive
>Big peen
>Honest (even if I won't benefit)
>Above-ish average intelligence (understood things easier than most, but still gave issues comprehending certain things)
>Very sociable
>Good friend
>I can throw away things some may call sentimental
Cons:
>Shitty eyesight
>Half deft
>Speech impediment (sometimes, especially when I'm tired)
>Can't sympathize well (ive experienced a lot and some people freak out for no reason (IMO), but could just be me being an asshole
>Mildly insecure
>Unmotivated (lazy)
>bad habit of not wanting to do something so I just don't do it instead of bettering my future
>I put myself before others (probably not in a life death situation, but it hasn't occurred so idk)
Do you guys come here often or not?
>pros
>cool nice guy
>not a misogynist
>work with charity
>owns car
>decent hair
>cute bb face fo d babes
>>29478859
>Pros:
- hot as fuck
-intellectual
-Gentleman
>Cons
- Surrounded by normie sluts who only want chad
- literally nothing
>pic related it's me
>>29480259
I choked on your autism.
Pros: Im almost a good listener
Im kinda okay looking
Im relatively intelligent
Cons: Im really really really really lazy, people actually cut contact with me because im sometimes too lazy to respond
>>29480259
>cons: still not Stanley Phillips
Pros: Funny, smart, athletic
Cons: Black, robot, cant get a gf or reply on fb
Help a blackbot out?
>Pros
Self aware
Chill
Can keep a secret
Can cook well for a 24 year old man and doesn't blog my food
>Cons
Lazy
Try hard class clown
Retarded
Borderline obese
Drinking problem
Slow witted
Non confrontational
Weeb
Still attracted to 3DPD
Elitist
Passive aggressive
Can't relate to normies
>>29480821
>Weeb
That nullified every pro
>>29480865
Sure what if it? I only have like 6 pros and nearly triple the cons
>>29480875
True dat
Got a face to match it?
>>29480909
Been told I'd be hot if I was fat by many people since I was a teen. My dress sense is also shit. Black t shirts and jeans almost all the time
Pros:
Decent jawline
Cons:
Social retard
pros
>green eyes
cons
>literally everything else
Pros
>Literally nothing
Cons
>Literally everything
I wish I were memeing
>>29481363
same desu senpai
originalghefijwkohru
>pros
- funny, often sociable & talkative
- eager to help, a valuable friend overall
- not fat
- artistically talented
- slowly moving forward in life despite being unmotivated
- called cute sometimes
>cons
- not attractive, rather ugly if you ask me
- skinny manlet (like 5'9 in shoes and if you count dat messy hair)
- growing next to none facial hair
- sometimes quiet & awkward
- insecure and unmotivated
- unassertive
Pros
>smart and docile enough to make six fig
>got matches with average girls on tinder
>bright blue eyes
Cons
>ugly
>awkward
>big head
>slowly balding
>5'10
>mentally ill, been institutionalized twice
Pros:
Not fat, body won't let me become fat
Professionally tested high IQ (not that IQ means much)
Creative in a wide variety of ways
Good at taking charge of groups
Cons:
Crazy
Female
White
Grew up on the border between wealthy and middle class (spoiled without the means to maintain lifestyle)
>>29481753
What's your job billionaire?
>>29481877
You look like that youtuber Jwttz
[spoiler change your glasses and trim your fringe and you can be a QT
>>29478859
>Very fast metabolism
Nice meme there you fucking queer
>>29479040
>doesn't know about the intelligent nihilistic etc. meme
End yourself
>>29481877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oAYJF4kMbt
>>29478859
You don't sound funny.
>>29481877
I'd fuck you anon - love robochad
>>29481877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ycSpwjbQBz
follow up
Pros:
>good sense of fashion
>intelligent
>vegan
>completed my spreadsheet
Cons:
>not the high score
>>29478859
sit on my face and suck my cock sweetie
>>29481877
you forgot
cons:
huge fucking nose
terrible eyesight (and shitty taste in glasses)
kike brown hair
kike period
shitty grey eyes
dry lips
attentionseeking whore on the internet
ftfy
>>29482009
Mmmm yes more like this pls
Pros: I am kefka from final fantasy ecksu dee
Have extensive collection of videogames
Can pretend to be an idol
Cons: Can pretend to be an idol
Get angry when people insult me
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
