Femanons, where do I find a girl like you to date? I want a girl broken like me I can relate to.
>>29478972
Femanons don't care about your fag ass.
>>29478972
You can date me, anon.I'll break you into being a girl.
>>29478972
AT ANIME CLUB you fucking retard but no girl will ever choose you because you're worthless unless you distinguish yourself
most femanons are stacey, and the few fembots that exist are impossible to contact
>>29479112
Anime club? I'm not in school so I don't think I can do that.
>>29479111
Sorry I don't want to be the girl...
>>29479129
>I don't want to be the girl...
It wouldn't be fun if you did, anon.
face down, butt up,we can cuddle after
>>29479151
I'd like cuddling, I don't know if I could do sex sorry. I wouldn't mind trying a guy but I don't want to be pressured into that :(
>>29478972
I never leave the house. and if I do leave the house I try looking as dumpy as possible because I want to be avoided, plus, only whores and taken women put effort into their appearance.
I was lonely a long while back and tried looking for boys on here as a newfag. you guys were jerks and thought I was a troll.
now I'm into full blown husbandoism. 3d boys are gross anyways.
my best friend is the same.
>>29479159
Anon, if you don't want to have sex, then I'll just have totake it slow with youandtake you on a few dates and make you comfortablebefore Ikiss you and maybe gently ease you into it
>>29479185
The very few girls I talk to all tell me I'm too nice and boring, and I try to work on it to my best ability. Anyways thanks for replying, I'll just keep trying until I can find someone like you that will give someone a chance.
>>29479185
kek
No way r9k did that to a girl.
This post is bullshit.
>>29479112
This one might be real.
>>29479186
youre pretty smooth for a faggotseems unnecissary considering how easy fags and traps are unless you get off on turning straight guys gay
how do I get better at manipulating cute guys into being my gf?
>>29479186That's actually really cute anon...
But I'm sadly not cute.
>>29479185
>someone else has had this happen
NICE
whos your husbando
pic related is mine cause hes pure, dedicated, and smart
>>29479185
God I know
The moment you meet a nice guy on here and he goes all 'redpill women are the devil' on you the moment they find out you are a chick
I gave up a long time ago on anyone here
>>29479260I don't like easy boys/girls because I want a real loving relationship
it really isn't hard though if you're just looking to fuck, literally all you'd have to do is talk to an awkward guy that's never had a gf/bf.
>>29479301
Why do you think you're uncute, anon?
>>29479320
>a girl likes Hyouka and she's given up on men
Why live when there are no girls left?
>>29479112
Anime fans are the worst, its better if we stick to 2D.
>>29479159
> I wouldn't mind trying a guy
Literally no girl will ever want you then. Why would they want a guy who gets used by other guys?
>>29479335
I'm just not cute anon... Sorry.
>>29479352
I'd rather have love than a gf that doesn't care. If I wanted sex I could get it but its impossible to find girls alike to me.
>>29479335
I dont wanna just fuck tho, I wanna get with my friends little brother cause hes a qt who doesnt take hormones and still has a femmy body and I like his personality
>>29479352
ey now all the girls I've met on /r9k/ are still way into me after they find out I've had cute boyfriends.
Granted I'm not submissive or any of that shit but still, most people that want relationships don't mind much.
>>29479380
I'm sure you're cute enough anon, stop being a baby.
What do you mean "Alike to you"? What interests do you have that most girls don't seem to?
>>29479389
how little we talkin' here
I mean if you really like him and he's 18+ why not just fuckin tell him you're gonna take him on a date
>>29479185
What did you expect, finding love on a board full of autistic angry manchildren?
>>29479407
I don't have any interests.
>>29479419
Nigga what the fuck of course you have interests stop being an aspie
What do you do every day?
>>29479129
>I'm not in school so I don't think I can do that.
GO TO SCHOOL YOU FUCKTARD jesus fucking christ
>>29479336
robots are just too judgmental to girls here, I mean I hate attentionwhores and anyone who unironically calls themselves a "fembot" but not all girls who post here are fembots
personally I just pretend im a guy and only out myself as a girl when talking to another one
>>29479445
I had a steam friend who got a GF on a zeemaps thread that pretended to be a guy at first. I guess its a bit harder for some of you when you have all this attention from crazy people levied at you. Good luck fembot its nice to know you exist. :3
>>29479407
cause his family is hardcore white as fuck
they hate niggers, fags, and are very open about it
the only reason I can can even hang out with my friend is because I agree with them and encourage their hatred of anyone non-white even though im a beaner
>>29479445
Same tbqh. Though I did meet my e-thing here. He's not a total robot though because total robots are insanely difficult to date
>>29479436
Work, sleep, work.
>>29479437
Want to give me a loan anon?
>>29479474
Well if his little brother hates gays you're probably not getting him, sorry anon.
>>29479487
How old are you? At least fuckin' get a hobby, I mean shit maybe even play video games or something
>>29479332
Problem is that this place is infiltrated by stacys and faggots pretending to be """femanons""". And they are generally just trying to bully the robots or shitposting for attention. So yeah, the reactions are pretty much always bad. Still pretty funny sometimes though.
>>29479515
Video games are boring to me now like everything else. I walk like 8 miles a day but that isn't really a hobby it just gives me something to do.
>>29479469
>he called me a fembot even though I said I hated them
dick
>>29479486
>e-thing
if that wasnt bad enough youre with someone who isnt a robot? Why do you post here normie?
>>29479515
his brother doesnt hate gays, they both know im bi and still hang out with me
I just wanna know how I can feel it out to see if he'd be open to it or would try and kick my ass
>>29479534
I don't know what term to use sorry, you put fembot in quotations so I assumed you were just mad at the ones who claim to be them but aren't.
SORRY FOR BEING A DICK.
>>29479534
>>29479572
Classic case of fembot and white knight cuck
>>29479532
get a fucking hobby
anon I'm sorry but if you're seriously gonna be this boring you'll never get a girl or boy, you have to do SOMETHING, you need things to talk about
>>29479563
Do you guys spend a lot of alone time together? spending time with him and getting used to each other couldn't hurt, grab his chest while you watch movies, throw gay porn at him, whatever works
>>29479572
ROBOT
my gender doesnt differentiate me cause im anonymous
>>29479589
yep cause im asking for attention from him rather than the first girl that postedand never told me who her husbando was
>>29479623can we rub out weiners together anon
>>29479609
I know but nothing is fun to me... I don't know what to do, it's like I lost all inhibition because I'm ugly and the only thing I can do is to try to improve myself.
>>29479609
no, whenever we hang out its cause he tagged along with his brother who was gonna hang out with me in the first place
if I did get a chance to be alone with him I'd probably do something I'd regret
>>29478972
Broken girls are pure putrid shit. Not worth the drama for a piece of rancid pussy. Stay the fuck away from those whores.
>>29479753
Where can I find girls then? If i could at least talk to them I can practice and get better...
>>29479696
Well if you're trying to improve yourself that's good enough, I guess.
If you have extra income maybe see a therapist and get on antidepressants or some shit assuming you aren't already.
>>29479706
anon pls don't rape the qt
>>29479804
I wouldnt rape him, id probably just force a kiss onto him and hope he doesnt kick me in the balls
>>29479804
Anti depressants don't help nothing ever feels fun to me anymore and I don't know how to explain it. I don't know what to do anon, I'm fat and I'm trying to lose weight by working out and I lost quite a bit.... but I feel like even when I do I'll still be an awkward autist that wants to die and wont be able to do anything.
>>29478972
dont listen to anime club anon theyre all shit tier unless they look like they want to die, i promise
otherwise idk
we're all just as sad and stupid as the rest of you just... with tits. thats it. what im saying is look for yourself with tits. if she doesnt want you shes a normie
>>29479780
I don't know, I talked to girls in my courses, college and school. I make friendships quite easily so anywhere is good to me.
But I'm just saying, avoid broken girls at all costs. They will suck you into the black hole drama that is their lives. Totally not worth it op. Good luck!
>>29479780
Why don't you use tinder? If you really are that shy, get some fake pics, and just practice talking to girls more. I used to talk a lot there, but I rarely encountered the girls in real life.
I'M NOT IN SCHOOL, IM DONE WITH IT
>>29479320
I used to really like Finn the Human but once he started dating Flame Princess I dropped him.
I'm not sure who my next husbando canidate is but I'm really liking Bolin right now. I'm /co/ trash
>>29479445
>personally I just pretend im a guy and only out myself as a girl when talking to another one
Pretty much this. If I just pretend I'm a dude I fit into /r9k/ pretty well. Hell, even when I play MMORPGs most people think I'm a dude since I don't
"talk like this ^-^ all the time :3 omg "
I can't even pretend to do that shit, even with the promises of free stuff, its too obnoxious.
>>29479986
>dropping your husbando/waifu
at least you got one thing right, you definitely are trash.
>>29479986
Im actually one of the people that shit all over fembot feel threads
im /co/ trash as well, currently binging chowder, though I never liked adventure time
>>29478972
Honestly, most fembots and robots are in their house all the time. But in public, you can generally guess that the ugly and shy people are the ones who are robots, because people ignore and reject those type of people most often in this society.
Are you ok with someone who is ugly? Or only pretty shy girls? Because it's easier to get the ugly ones to date you because they are not keeping everyone at arms length, they are simply trying to reach out and getting rejected.
This thread is like 6th grade. None of you should get together. Just drink alone.
I recommend Fireball Whiskey. It's cheap, taste like candy, and has a lower alcohol content than actual whiskey, so you can down an entire bottle, not instantly die and feel really good about yourself.
Do your drinking naked in a bathtub so that you don't have to worry about dying in your sleep.
Every fembot I met and became friends from here either
1: Has orbiters
2:To elitist on her tastes
3: Ignores me unless I start the conversation
I gave up I will never find a girl who wants to play videos, watch anime together, or just chat and cuddle.
>>29480127
Yeah, you won't. The people you meet online are some of the most boring people ever. That's why they're online. They couldn't meet the cut the people outside demanded of them.
Don't feel too bad about being rejected by them. As a side note, I like that cat girl.
Good job.
>>29480065
>having a husbando/waifu that is taken
that's true degeneracy.
>>29480079
only thing I liked were rebecca sugar's episodes, she gave the characters some depth and wrote some pretty great songs. once my love for finn was over, I stopped watching the series.
>>29480180
c'mon anon you already got cucked might as well learn to enjoy it you beta ass nigga
>>29480127
are they the type to call themselves fembots? that could be your problem right there honestly. i feel for you though, it's easy as shit to find lonely boys here but finding a lonely girl who isn't flaunting is hard.
what games and anime are you into anon?
>>29480176
i wouldn't consider myself cool in the slightest but i've met some pretty neat people online tbqh
>>29480240
I just wanted a fembot who wasn't a normie and liked the samethings I did, but some of them turned out to be normies who have "depression" since their chad bf broke up with them, but I like any game really. Samething with anime not to picky but my favorite are SoL.
>>29479445
Honestly we're just fragile so we over compensate with our meanness.
>>29480240
>i wouldn't consider myself cool
What is cool even anymore? Seriously. I have no idea. Is someone funny? Witty? Stoic? Someone you have stuff in common with?
Not even bitching here. When I was 7, I know for a fact that the coolest person I knew was my best friend who used to run around the apartment complex with a morphing gun and a power ranger mask.
What is cool, people? Someone explain.
>>29480332
Cool /kool/ adjective
C onstipated
O verweight
O ut of style
L oser
>>29480262
favourite games? music?
i feel like a faggot asking publicly.
move to email y/n
>>29480524
Are you female (question mark)
>>29480375
This reads like something that would be printed on a meme shirt.
You should work for Walmart. You have real talent.
>>29480524
I'm male if you are a male I rather not since I'm not gay no offense, but if you are female feel free to email [email protected]
>>29480553
yes
>>29480557
i felt like killing myself directly after posting that but hey thanks
>>29480561
i'll mail in just a sec. it's getting pretty late so i might sleep soon though
>>29481086
Oh I thought you gave up on me since it's almost been an hour from my post
>>29481086
>i felt like killing myself directly after posting that but hey thanks
It's just a bad post, calm down, nerd. Even if it was lame, what would be the outcome?
A drunk stranger's opinion of you would be lowered?
Because that was the outcome. That post was terrible. I hate you now. Never come to Texas. Or if you live in Texas, go to Oklahoma. Your punishment is to live the rest of your life in the land where hills aren't a thing.
That place is fucking flat.
>that anon gets a femanon to talk to and I dont
Reeee
>>29481190
If it makes you feel better I never got an email so it could be clearly a ruse.
>>29481190
Dude, girls are for fags anyway.
>>29481122
Got distracted by animu anon, i'm sorry desu
>>29481155
jokes.jpg
>>29481224
I'm a huge faggot
>>29481225
It ain't a joke tho. Oklahoma is as flat as flat gets. It's really sad. The people there are sad all the time too. My uncle blew his brains out in Oklahoma. My family jokes it was the landscape, but the laughter is always undercut with anxiety because we know it's true.
>>29481237
Come on, man. God don't want you to be like that. Get yourself a goldfish. Love that and one day, your degeneracy will dry up.
