>be ugly
>treated terribly by most everyone, especially girls
>work hard to improve my looks
>women are nice to me now
>they're only nice because I have muscles and work on my hair every morning
>annoys me how shallow they are
>don't know how to act around them anyway because they spent the last 20 years mistreating me
>rumors...
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>>29523720
Filthy roasties. They can't be trusted.
Oregano
>>29523720
developing muscles and putting that effort into your presentation is a social signal that you're actively looking to mate which is why females now reciprocate signals as a result of it
can't fault them for following a basic biological script
>>29523720
You're problem is that you think that you're entitled to being treated nicely. In reality people don't work like that. If you want to be treated well you have to put in effort to be likeable. It's not easy, in fact it's exhausting, but it's the truth. No one deserves anything, especially from others. Just be glad you have the capacity to change.
What the fuck is your excuse then?
This guy is pretty ugly, but he is rather bulky, tall, and can grow a good beard
Probably could fuck someone up good in a fight, he's got nothing to lose after all
Most robots are skeletons, baby faces, and manlets
>>29523741
>tfw babby face and also uggo
Fuck my shit pham
I'm filled with self-hatred, and feel nothing for anyone in my immediate vicinity outside of my family. Even the feelings towards my family have dulled over time. I have nothing to offer to anyone, and I'm incredibly forgettable. A short skeleton with absolutely no motivation in life, even after years of trial and error to find something. I don't even look my age, despite being 22 I look 16-17 at best. There will always be a better option, and given enough time no one would remember having met me, anyway.
The guy in the image isn't bad, and an image alone doesn't show what he can offer to someone. Nor can you see his personality from it. I'm sure he makes her happy and doesn't succumb to any insecurities he has
I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO GET ALONG
I AM SO EXHAUSTED WHY DOES EVERYBODY ON THIS WEBSITE HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING SO MUCH
>tfw there's no happy place to turn to on the internet anymore
>tfw everywhere is misery and unfriendliness is always the norm
>tfw would have to go out and make real friends to expose myself to the sugary positivity I so desperately crave, but I'm too much of a bitter cunt to be compatible with any irl individual
>>29523709
I like most people and enjoy conversation. What's your favorite anime?
That's why the only socialisation I participate in is casual mp games.
I'd say it's 2 things: People with good lives who come here to unwind and shitpost, and people who hate their lives and want to feel better about themselves. Obviously, it's more complex than that, but I think that's the gist.
I think that some people find it hard to empathise with "Anonymous", instead of a real human-being with a face and a voice and a smell. You see courtesy and cordiality on forums, where people have names and avatars and reputations.
Could...
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When did you realize mostly all artistic women are actually self absorbed narcissists and aren't really anything special?
Life is strange= Best video game
Pretty sure you mean artists in general and not just women.
>>29523644
>artistic
no need to over-specify
>smoked 10 joints today
>only noon
Who /ADDICTED/ here?
>addicted to weed
You're funny man
DUDE WEED LOL CANT FUNTCION WITHOUT MY MARYJANE HHAHA :p smoke WEED ERRDAAY
fuck off
>>29523633
Ten joints would last me like 2 weeks. You must smoke like urban remo or some shit.
>make multiple race bait threads a day
>cry on r9k when nobody likes them
Lel why are blacks on r9k so retarded?
In b4 "we dindu it"
>>29523599
What makes you think it's black people posting those threads?
>>29523669
>we dindu nuffin
Like clockwork, holy shit
>>29523705
I'm white. I just think it's more likely that racists are the ones posting those things.
Alright boyos, here's my situation
>at a party
>tried to socialize with normies because i don't wanna look out of place
>never really knew i could get so much attention from grills who are into the same music as I
>there's this one chick that tells me i am cool and that we should hang out outside because the normie music is noisy
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who would want to set you up? life is not a movie where you are the main character and the bad guys are after you
>>29523610
I feel like i am going to played like damn fiddle (going to be pranked, videotaped etc.)
Should i go with it?
She's waiting and this is my chance to really be with someone who is potentially awesome so i will head out
Will report
What would you do if your daughter told you she was dating a black man?
>>29523585
>Would you let me watch?
>>29523585
Tell her to practice safe sex and then wish them happiness.
>>29523585
Theres 4 bbc threads on the front page, stop
>playing overwatch with friends
>tons of fun and shit
>winning most matches
>decide to play alone later when they aren't on
>everyone sucks and blames each other
>Mercy that doesn't heal and runs around with her pistol
>Reaper on the other side of the map trying to be some lone wolf
>Reinhardt just rushing in alone...
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>Overwatch
>Friends
You were probably the shittest on the team but thinks there better than everyone else, protip: everyone fucking hates you. Also fuck of normie scum playing that overrated piece of shit game.
>>29523520
You're probably playing against kids or people who haven't been playing as long as you.
>be neet, spend hours and hours every day playing games
>why am i so much better
You are probaly a tobjorn player.
Also that game is overrated as shit.
>3 game modes (all the same)
>No in-game lore
>Full price
fuck off back to
>>>/v/
http://www.samuelwbennett.com/boob-size-around-the-world/
American women have the best tits proven
>how do dirty commies even compare
>>29523489
Breast size increases the fatter you get.
>>29523489
It's because americans are fatter.
>>29523489
It's mostly just fatties though.
Military thread number two: Turning Robots into Chads.
I'm joining the US Navy as a Journalist soon, I'm excited to begin work with good folks. As my process goes along, I'd like to encourage my friends here to take a similar path. Self improvement and the escape to NEEThood could be right around the corner.
Basic requirements:
>decent shape
>mentally healthy
>no criminal history
>no medicines
>willingness...
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How long do you have to serve for and what happens when your time is done?
>>29523451
>Joining the Navy as a journalist.
>implying MC's are anywhere near Chad level
>get to sit around taking pictures of a floating grey box while hearing about how the Marines fucked your cute coworkers.
Wew lad
>>29523529
You will sign a contract for a set time. Minimum is usually 4-5 years, mine will be 5.
You'll go to basic training (8-12 weeks) then your schooling for your job (can take months, or years if you're in something like nuclear). Next you'll work at your job you chose for the remainder of your contract.
When the time is up, you can either renew your contract and work for several more years (with more pay) or you can go back to civilian life. After serving in the military you get a GI Bill,...
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>/r9k/ needs The Robot to function
>/r9k/ literally needs an autism preventer to function
Aren't you guys ashamed?
YO!!! IM ROLLIN LMAOOO
A lot of post 2010 fags think we'd be better off without it but as an 08fag I know it's necessary because I've seen the shit newfags spam
>>29523397
It's pretty stupid honestly. You get posts like this
[two word reply]
origianallllee or
dsafjkahnjkfna
There's really no point.
>>29523425
>There's really no point
So young, so naive...
Robot spotted on Leddit https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4prkug/coworker_19m_has_feelings_for_another_coworker/
>>29523368
Redditor spotted on /r9k/
>>29523368
Checks out
hergbjer
>>29523393
Reddit has better porn than r9k can you blame me?
When is the age gap too wide? Melania and Trump are 23 years apart. When Trump was 40 Melania was just 17. Is that too wide? Do you think she is attracted to him or just in it for the money?
>>29523315
>Do you think she is attracted to him or just in it for the money?
I think both. He's alpha as fuck.
>>29523315
I don't know her personally so I can't say why she's with him. I think the age gap is fine, though. They're both adults.
Doesn't Trump have a 9 inch cock or some ridiculous shit? She's in it for the dickings, the money is just a bonus.
>mom fell for a confidence development cult
>spent a lot of money to enroll in their courses, after fighting with dad over it
>a month ago, enrolled me in the same course, fight with dad again because it's too pricey and there are literally no positive outcome
>came 200 miles from my city to attend this
>found out it's more cult like than anything I have seen before
I am fucking hightailing out of this...
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what the heck anon
how much does it really cost?
>>29523311
3 day course for the amazing price of 400$
>>29523311
If I hadn't studied philosophy in spare time, I too would have been impressed when when they give me the glance of nihilism. People were literally gasping at the idea of the concept