I lost a bet, so now I have to literally commit suicide on July 15th.
What the fuck am I going to do now???
>>29551898
you probably shouldn't make bets you can't keep
you wouldn't go to a casino and gamble $1 million, would you? Why would you put something up that you aren't willing to do?
What the fuck kind of bet was that
Murder the person you made the bet with
Fuck it, it's you or them
Has anyone else noticed that pop music these days sounds better than ever and surgically designed to poke at your longing for the Chad life (or stacey for girls but it doesn't matter because they all have easy lives anyway)?
It's fucking disheartening. I'm 24 as well so I've missed out on everything anyway.
>>29551880
Listen to other music anon
>listening to modern pop
>not New Retro/Synth-wave
man you're missing out.
>>29551880
It's fucking garbage everyday.
>MONEY
>WORK
>SEX
Every song on the radio. Don't forget.
>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD.
Why do so many people hate on MGTOW? Seems like it would be perfect for a lot of people here
Sometimes you don't need a fucking 'movement' to explain why you're doing something. It's pathetic
Women and blue billed men conditioned to knee jerk defend the feminine imperative are more vocal than MGTOW proponents. If these men are already going their own way, odds are they have made peace with a lot of things - in particular the reality that many have to find their own way to the philosophy.
>>29551872
Everyone else has one. Ragging on single males for having one is bigoted.
>>29551842
Because it fucks up the gameplan of literally every other special interest group.
>feminarchs
REEEEEEEE WHY WON'T YOU MARRY AND DIVORCE HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE WOMEN! YOU VIRGIN
>tradcons and muzzies
REEEEEEE BREED FOR THE CHURCH WHY AREN'T YOU CRANKING OUT KIDS IT'S GODS PLAN
>leftist...
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what pokemon os robot tier
who's your startersquirtle you fags
>>29551809
squirtle is the only choice, Charmander is exclusively for Chad's and nobody would ever choose bulbasaur unless they are a woman or autistic or something
bulbasaur, always.
>>29551874
>not going for the leech seed plus toxic one hit kill combo
If you can't taste the "sour" in sweet & sour chicken, then you're a normie.
I'm normie ;(. Wait I'm normieee??!! :))))))
I never use the sauce that comes with it so yeah, I definitely never taste the sour, I just enjoy the chicken balls. Guess I need to get out huh.
>he thinks generic store-brand frozen microwave ready sweet&sour chicken with egg fried rice is the definitive version of the dish
What's a nice singleplayer game with a good storyline.
It MUST be a comfy game.
>>29551733
Myst
Ico
Zelda
Any Sierra adventure like LSL, SQ, PQ; KQ, The Dig, Beneath a Steel Sky etc
Any Lucasarts adventure like Sam & Max, Full Throttle, DoTT, Indiana Jones etc.
Legend of Kyrandia
Monkey Island
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of Destiny
#insert <anyFF.h>
Secret of Mana
Chrono Trigger
Kingdom Hearts
Silent Hill
Tales of Legendia
People here hate on it because it's a
>strong independent woman
as MC, but I swear, not a single more comfy singeplayer game with nice dialogue around.
>>29551733
Grand theft auto
give advice to your fellow anons
Plz no bully
>>29551722
dont take advice from this cesspool
If you learn to draw porn you will never need a gf
Don't let people with Sadistic Personality Disorder turn you into a sadomasochistic pincushion. If you see a group of men and/or women, usually at the top of their social hierarchy, who are typically cruel to everyone, but you get the sense that you might be able to win them over if only you shit on everyone else hard enough--
Run the other way. You're about to be fucking vampirized. Yes, they're exceptionally witty and hilariously cruel. That's what vampires ARE. You're not going to progress beyond being livestock, and even if you could, being...
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tfw you will never have a (younger) Chad brother who becomes your mom's new lover
>tfw you will never have a lover of your own
>>29551682
who the fuck would want that?
>>29552023
OP would.
Is there anything worse than hearing people fuck in your apartment block?
>24 years old
>kissless virgin
>no plans
>no prospect
>no job
>NEET in a nutshell
>literally just want to enjoy video games and forget about how much I miss out
>EVERYTHING gets ruined every few days by these fucking whores who can't stay quiet...
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>>29551643
kek. Same. One of my neighbor keeps getting loudly fucked (mostly by Chads). She knows it annoys everyone. When I leave for work I often cross her looking all smug. She knows it keeps waking me up and I don't look like I slept well (have insomnia actually). She knows I'm not getting any (she'd assume so just based on my looks anyway). And she just smirks at me and give me that condescending look.
I want off this ride.
>>29551819
Steal that cunts panties
>>29551819
at least you know the bitch.
I can't even located the sounds.
Name two VALID reasons why your fear of dubstep has kept you from embracing the most exquisite digital music production in the history of Earth
literally a bunch of organised digitally generated farts and microwave metal bursts, what's the big deal?
OP it seems you misspelled uplifting trance.
https://youtu.be/f7Dhq6AB-94
How do I get a qt Italian American Long Island New Yorker girlfriend?
don't worry about itoriginal
>>29551637
You don't fuck with 'talians!
>>29551637
>>29551652
FUHGEDDABOWDIT
What does penis feel like?
>>29551593
Get a broom.
Shove it up your ass.
Or just take a shit.
like tubes of sand
>Or just take a shit.
Pooping is one of the only pleasures I have in life, are you saying dick feels really good?
>tfw raised by overprotective parents
>tfw they did not let me go outside when i was a teenager
>tfw now im 18
>tfw virgin, kissless
>tfw i have no friends
>tfw mom is asking my why i stay in my room all the day
>tfw dad is asking me why 'whats wrong with you?'
>tfw they will pay a psychiatrist
>tfw...
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>>29551563
she wanted you to be a daughter deep down, for any myriad of possible reasons
>>29551563
Cars and gipsies? Please elaborate.
lol, keked again op
You get one wish.
The only rules are: you cannot wish for more wishes and you cannot wish to become in any way, shape or form, godlike.
I wish to have the opportunity to become godlike
>>29551561
I'd start a thread about with with polls and stuff.
>>29551561
I wish this was real
dagnabitwhyisthatnororiginal
ITT: Words or phrases that piss you off
>lady bits
>sexy times
>smart one
>could care less (should be couldn't fucking NORMIES)
REEEEEEEEEE
>could care less
I COULD care less by just not talking about it in ther first place but I care enough to do that
if I COULDNT care less I would just ignore it
some logic for you to blend in here Mr.ledit
>>29551557
>red pilled
>manosphere
Why do americans say "could care less" and "hold down the fort"
everyone else gets it right it's ONLY Americans who do this