ITT: Words or phrases that piss you off
>lady bits
>sexy times
>smart one
>could care less (should be couldn't fucking NORMIES)
REEEEEEEEEE
>could care less
I COULD care less by just not talking about it in ther first place but I care enough to do that
if I COULDNT care less I would just ignore it
some logic for you to blend in here Mr.ledit
>>29551557
>red pilled
>manosphere
Why do americans say "could care less" and "hold down the fort"
everyone else gets it right it's ONLY Americans who do this
>toxic masculinity
>racist
>bigot
>>29551597
That's not the intended meaning cocksucker.
>>29551738
>"hold down the fort"
WHERE THE FUCK WOULD THE FORT GO
DO YOU MEAN HOLD THE FORT
I THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU'RE JUST SO FUCKING DUMB AND LACKING SELF-AWARENESS THAT YOU'RE UNABLE TO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE JUST REGURGITATING A MISQUOTED PHRASE WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING ITS MEANING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29551557
>mansplaining
>man-spreading
>rape culture
>>29551811
but its the correct way of thinking?
either way to say it is right in some sense, could care less is just the correct one
couldnt care less IMPLYS that you dont care but its not true because you care enought to speak on it
>>29551557
Lady bits sounds hot desu.
I hate "significant other" and "better half"
Just screams reddit
>an african child could've eaten that anon
WELL MAYBE I DONT LIKE FUCKING CHICKEN LEGS AND THESE SHITTY POTATOES FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>29551844
Spare us the pedantry, jack-off.
>>29551902
Yeah fucking
>My SO and I :)))))))))))
FUCK YOU
>>29551978
whatever idiot, thats just what I say to pissy little pussies who question that phrase
really triggers fedora tipping cunts who think they have flawless logic
>>29551631
pls red pill me on the manosphere
>>29551902
>>29552008
also "partner"
>>29552027
its (roughly) a sphere made of men
>groovy
Fucking hate that word for some reason
>finding myself
>living life
>judgement free
>it's only fair
>netflix
>toxic X
>until you've experienced what I've experienced you can't talk
>you'll never understand
>is that REALLY how you want to live your life?
>sweetie (used condescendingly)
>only god can judge me
>>29552136
kys friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIJTvEo4N4Q
>nu
>lol
>same
>rip
>yesh, yosh
>any faggot emoticon
>>29552187
Good list, most of those things are really irritating.
>white nationalist
>nationalism
>globalism
>commie
>traditionalist
>leftist
>fucking white male
>international Jewish conspiracy
>>Austrian school economics
>>RED PILLED
Mostly because those who use them like they breathe air have no fucking clue what they are talking about.
>>29551557
>a whole 'nother
>I'm gonna LAY down
>my boyfriend
>PARTAY
>girls'/ladies' night out
>bro/dude/man/boss
>WOOOOOOOOOO
>spring break
>any exaggeration like "I FUCKING LOVE X/ I'm SO obsessed with Y/ I CAN'T STOP DOING Z"
>trump
>hillary
>bernie
>video games
>nerd
>geek
>walking dead
>game of thrones
>semi automatic weapons (people who use this phrase know nothing about guns)
>gay pride
>brown pride/power
>white pride/power
>black pride/power
>tfw no ___ gf
>normies/normalfags/chad/stacy
>autistic
>bbc
>all women are whores/liars/cheaters etc
>jews
>how can ____ even compete?
>you will never ____
>X pussy was made for Y cock
>manlet
>lanklet
>why don't you lift
>do you even lift
>2d>3d
>waifu
>btfo
>roasties
>dicklets
>how can you love a woman knowing she ____
>genetically inferior
>she would rather (do perverse sexual act) with chad than (do tender loving act) with you
>boipussy/bp/boipucci
>what's your escuse?
>ample
>cascade (in reference to hair)
>smirk
>>29551557
"Could care less" is an ironic colloquialism; the person is implying that they don't care enough about the topic to bother figuring out how much they care about it.
>>29551631
kek, stay blue-pilled
>>29552046
partner is fine, kys
>>29551902
"significant other" takes more syllables to say than girlfriend, boyfriend, fuckbuddy, husband, wife, or spouse. I fucking hate that goddamn term too.
>I love you
>Stay with me
>You're the best
God I'm sick of these
Huggles
And now I wanna die.
Not really a phrase but I hate the unbridled reverence old men get on this site for seemingly no fucking reason
Not just being a millenial shit here, it's just annoying to see like some random old ass actor appear in some show or something and say 2-3 lines and everyone is like "BASED OLDMANHERE"
It's so fucking cringey
>Graduate
>Diploma
>Career
>Relationship
>Small dick
>Shrimpdick
>Big black cock
>Autistic (only when my parents say it.. to the guests!)
>Disabled
>Stupid
>Slow
>Retarded
>Moved on
>Left behind
>"Anon are you a virgin?"
>"Anon so what have you been doing since you graduated highschool 2 years ago?"
>hubby
>fustrated
>>29553162
this. they're always white too. baka senpai
>Islamophobia
>Toxic masculinity
>Cultural marxism
>YAAAAAAAS
>Straight women calling female friends "girlfriends"
>T B H
>senpai
>lgbt+
>SJW
>Otherkin
>Dragonkin
>Genderfluid
>>29551557
Cuck
Kek
Lel
Now that the dust has settled
____fag
Fag
"is shit"
"it's shit"
>>29551557
>your honor (as in a judge)
>ms.
>g'day
>groupon
>coitus
>lel
>nope
I don't know why but it really bothers me
>>29551738
I'm American and I don't say either of those, stfu fagt
>be happy with what you have
>you don't sound excited
>bro
>broham
>bruh
>>29554896
>cuck
This word gets on my last fucking nerve. People use it in public to insult every last little thing.
>Oh, you see that guy over there littering? What a cuck!
>Ew, those shoes with that shirt?! Cuck.
>Dude, why are you being so whiny today? Stop being such a cuck.
>Jacob hasn't been hanging out with us lately. Cuck.
STOP.
Fucking STOP.
It is so rude and disgusting to use such a word out of context and in public, and it really upsets me.
>>29555947
What the hell? I've never heard it in public, but if I did I'd cringe hard.
It's kind of dying on 4chan thankfully, albeit only slightly. It's a meaningless insult that adds nothing to a discussion.
>"guy" when used in specific context
>EX: Oh hey, guy
>>29555978
It has become part of normie culture in the last couple of months because of people like Onision.
>>29551557
>Right?
As a way of agreeing with someone, as in "P1: That movie is so good! P2: Right?"
>>29554841
>YAAAAAAAS
Jesus fuck this one pisses me off instantly. I don't know what shitty internet personality popularized it but it needs to fucking stop.
>>29555616
It's bad if it's used as "NOPENOPENOPE SAW A SPIDER TIME TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN."
That's really awful.
>>29551557
pussy
boypussy
basically
to be honest
hubby
jewelry
wasps
everything except for country
how are you
loves me loves me not
moist
fragrant
diarrhea
hemorrhoid
>>29551836
how does that one not make sense?
Is english not your native language?
I need to axe you a question
>senpai
>salty
>Smart one
Holy fuck I use to know some faggot who used this as an insult, it was his favorite thing to say to people that got on his nerves or if he wanted to one up them.
>"No shit that's how it works, SMART ONE!! XXDXDXDXDXD"
Probably the most faggot insult possibly
>>29551902
I know "Significant Other" is Tumblr/Reddit tier but it's just politically correct to say it around strangers or in public, I only say SO because I'd rather not step on toes. I don't really give a shit if I do but some people, for instance gay couples will be like
>"SO JUST CAUSE I'M A GIRL YOU ASSUME I HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!?!? I AM A LESBIAN"
or a gay guy says
>"SO JUST CAUSE I'M A GUY YOU ASSUME I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!?!? I AM A HOMOSEXUAL"
At least if I say Significant Other it covers all my bases, I just call it being politically correct and I think people prefer that word sometimes anyway.
>>29551557
>sexy times
fucking reddit. i hate them so much
>>29552187
ITT: Tumblr/Feminist/Whores favorite lines to say to people
In my experience those are the types of people who say lines like that, I usually distance myself from them or go out of my way to avoid them for that reason.
>>29552187
What's wrong with netflix? It's the cheapest thing next to piracy without having to rely on good seeders.
>>29556274
You must really hate black people
>SOMEONE CALL DA AMBERLAMPS
>>29556274
>AXE ME A QUESTION. I DARE YOU.
> calling the bathroom the little men's / little girl's room
> i gotta take a whiz
> any other weird bathroom slang
>>29551785
The word toxic in general triggers me now. Fucking MOBA shitters infesting my favorite games and spamming their stupid buzzword at anything that offends them.
>>29556282
I agree with the "salty" part.
>>29556428
It could be worse, you could meet those autistics who try to sound intelligent and eloquent by saying
>"Excuse me but I need to go urinate/defecate"
Nobody actually says urinate and defecate anymore, at least not in the casual sense of going to the bathroom.
>ayyo
>da crib
>I mean
>muhfugga
>boi-
>rig (computer)
>platform (computer/gun)
>the cloud
>it drives like a video game
>the best [piece of media]
>salt
>prank
>cornhole
>lubby chudder
>need to go let the dogs out
>take a leak
>gone ham
>bacon
>literally when they mean figuratively
>zero when they mean no or none (e.g 'there is no chance of that' becoming 'there is zero chance of that')
>>29551557
>salty
>X culture
>problematic
>senpai
>move
>"partner" for a lover
>cock
>le netflix and pizza antisocial meme
>rip
>kin
>refering to other people as "brother"
>cuck
>kek
Just end it all, senpai.
>>29552187
>judgement free
>netflix
What? I don't remember ever hearing these.
The others are just mildly annoying except toxic.
>>29554841
All that T B H F A M B B Q shit is beyond retarded and it took too long for Hiroshima to set the filters.
"I genuinely care about my best friend who genuinely thinks that im a genuinely good person. Genuinely, she is a great human and im genuinely greatful for having her in my genuine life"
guess nigga
"I wanna play ^_~"
When a woman says this in reference to sex it's an instant boner killer.
>woke
>problematic
>"lived experience"
>mansplaining
>smol
>genderfluid
>right-wing extremist
>tfw no gf
>problematic
>zozzle
>when people type opie, instead of op
>pic instead of picture of image
inb4 "top zozzle, opie should of upped a nice pic, I find it bretty problematic. >tfw no gf"
>>29556003
Unless it's followed by "brush threepwood" you can fuck off
>huzzah
>broke the internet
>succ and other negro twitter terms
>>29558431
smol is cute as FUCK you faggot
>Hello
pls no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
>boipucci
>>29558683
Do you pronounce that as boy poochy?
Normies
Anyone using this reeks of reddit. Its normalfag
>>29558704
yes (this comment is original fuck off)
Digest.
It's like nails on a chalkboard whenever I hear it. I even sometimes make a sound similar to "reee" and my whole family knows how much I hate the word. My sister would say it deliberately to piss me off when we were younger.
I also hate the word "wacky". I'm so glad it's not a commonly used word anymore.
>>29558741
That's pretty wacky of you. Not sure why the word is so hard to digest
>>29551836
it is called a verbal phrase or something, only autists get upset about it
>catch up
>slow down
>put up
>put down
>run up
>run down
>hold up
>hold down
It is not beautiful prose but if it seriously bothers you MUST be either be a non native speaker or autistic.
>>29558435
top zozzle, opie should of upped a nice pic, I find it bretty problematic. >tfw no gf
>>29558741
>hey anon want some DIGESTIVE biscuits?
>>29558798
I'd have to actually hear the word the get triggered. Nice try, reddit.
>>29558638
Sure thing smol bean
>>Tumblr
>unironically
>problematic
>rekt
>mad cuz bad
>salty (or any form of it)
>dank memes
>problematic
>>29551840
El posto roriginalio
>>29551557
>sexys times
>not liking based Borat
>toon
in any mmo or rpg ever
>>29552691
Son, you need to find Jesus.
>"So what kind of job do you have?"
>"Oh, you're unemployed? Well are you studying anything?"
>education
>money
>xD ^^ ^,..,^ :-) -_- ^_^ o_O :3 lol lawl rofl lmao
>triggering
>sticky/icky
>hot
I hate nothing more than people who ask about my job search or my dreams and ambitions. Fuck off cunt, mind your own business.
>Ain't nothing I could do.
>>29551557
>"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA XD"
>sorry not sorry
>throwing shade
>>29551557
> "this"
> "you're so shy!"
> "you're so weird..."
> "speak up."
When the word "bud," or "kiddo" is used condescendingly...
>>29554841
>YAAAAAAAAAAS
This shit pisses me off to no end
>this isn't a fucking game, [first name].
Used in so many normie memes it makes me want to claw my eyes out.
>apparently, I
>>29558431
smol was good until normies got to it
fine you children
>hubby
>stinky
>smelly
>as opposed to
>advent
advent. that word is used by people who want to sound smart
When people use "gay" and "faggot" in public, as an insult of course.
> triggered/triggering.
People and my teachers use this fucking word at my school so much...
>>29551557
>Dogma
Don't know why, just hate the word
>DESU
>senpai
>FTFY
>IIRC
>>29561434
There is literally nothing wrong with using the word advent in the correct place
>>29561435
You seem adequately insulted tho
>someone starts a sentences with Right!
literally triggers me
>>29561474
>with the advent of ____
It's a lazy phrase used by people repeating the ideas of others. That's the only time I've heard it be used by people IRL
>"nowdays"
>kys
>"I have news for you - [insert self-righteous bullshit here]"
>dum dum
>LITETALLY (when using it figuratively)
>slay
>queen
>I'm a bad bitch
>bae
>X be like
>bestie
>goals
>saying something but being ironic about it. Like saying "Ugh, I want to LITERALLY kill myself because my best friend isnt here
FUCKING IRONIC CULTURE MAKES ME WANT TO BOMB THIS EARTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I have one word I hate
Tum.
FUCKING TUM
I HATE THIS WORD SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>using "muppet" as an insult
are you fucking 6 years old?
>>29561592
"Tummy." When I hear grown fucking people use this word in a serious discussion my thoughts turn violent.
>>29551557
Testing if I'm allowed in the next few months
Not a word but when people add some sort of "this is just what I think" before an opinion. Yes that's what an opinion is you stupid fuck
>>29561637
Not as bad as yummy
>>29556214
it is "boipussy" that bothers me anon :/ That and when traps call their penis a clit, or clitty. That shit legit bothers me.
>>29552187
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
orgg
>>29552691
You just summed up /r9k/ in a post
Jesus I might as well stare at this instead of the catalog , same thing...
>>29561677
its pronounced boi-poochie
>>29558847
Who the hell actually says that instead of just calling them biscuits anyway?
>>29551557
>nigger
anyone that uses this word to sound cool on an Cambodian Funnies Picture Board should be fucking shot.
>>29561773
excuse my ignorance anon
>>29558986
Lol that was actually pretty clever
>>29552187
>finding yourself
This pisses me off so fucking much, makes me beyond mad.
You can't fucking find yourself, you retarded normies. There's no personality that you were born with and that you have to discover.
Finding yourself implies that there are two you, one doing the finding and one that has to be found, makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
FUCK, REEEEEEEEE
>>29561819
What if you're just legit racist and don't like them?
>problematic
a
>>29561819
Wow, i guess i found the nigger
>>29561401
Here's a (You) champ.
>>29558986
It's MRAs, not "mansplainers", you dingus bitch
and a better joke is
>Where do MRAs get their water?
>I don't know, but you sure poisoned the shit out of it!
>>29556274
"I mustache you a question" is superior
>>29561947
That joke was honestly terrible
>>29562129
>poisoning the well
>he doesn't get it
>>29561474
And that's when talking about the season before Christmas.
>>29562146
I understand the underlying meaning of the joke. But it wasn't funny.
>>29562174
Neither was the first one. It was whiny pop-feminist Twitter shit. But this way, you get to tell @SadyCatGrl to fuck off!
>>29562174
ok heres another one
Q: Why do feminists hate sex?
A: I don't get it.
>>29562202
Never once claimed that her joke was funny. But that anon said
>and a better joke is
I personally felt both jokes were equally terrible
>anime
>cock
>cunt
>pussy
>kiddo
>buddy
>mate
>chill
>psycho
>sociopath
>chad
>stacey
>mlg
>cod
>feminism
>mens rights movement
>model
>cum
>anal sex
>waifu
>women
>fembot
>femanon
>/adv/
>/r9k/
>exploring muh sexuality
>ladies night out
>bbc
>stud
>omg
>MUH NARCISSISM
>FUCK ALL UGLY MALES
>ugh, where did all the good guys go?
>omg he's so hot
>anti-social
>get lost
>dude
>;_;
>^^
>nope
>fembot
>nice guy
>just be yourself
>pardon/excuse my ignorance
>bae
>promiscuous
>>29562240
Yet you only complained about the second one!
>YAAAATH
FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP TALKING LIKE THAT ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based
>haha based x
I fucking hate this word, if i ever hear in public I might snap and start kicking everyone
>>29562210
I mean i guess you could say it was clever anon.
I just think jokes like this stoop to same level of humor tumblr keyboard warriors have.
>>29562278
It depends on who the faggot is. If they're young/girly I don't care, but it does piss me off when fucking big hairy manly men act like that.I'm a big hairy homo myself no hate pls
>>29562265
The first one was bad so I didn't give it the time of day. But the anon claiming his joke was any better made me respond that it wasn't
>>29562305
lisps on girly boys are cute tbqhwy
>p sure
most people have a reflexive aversion to implicating themselves in lies, hence dropping the "I'm"; the upshot of this is that whenever anyone is 'p sure' about something, the thing is guaranteed to be incredible bullshit and the person, a liar
>sus, af
lol vernacular. you are so urban i bet you have lots of swarthy friends, white chick who tweets for a foundation
>creep
so you want to accuse someone of being a rapist but they haven't actually raped anybody. well boy have i got a fucking offer for you
>um
*indignant grunt*??????????
>dank
Anyone - A N Y O N E - who says this regardless of context needs to be put against a wall and shot.
>YASSSSSSSSS
>emojis
>"How come you never talk?"
>Sad frog meme
>woke/woke up
His name is Pepe dammit.
>>29555947
we've reached peak cuck already
when people use the word "slacks" to describe pants
>>29552691
>WOOOOOOOOOOO
triggered, fucking normies and their baboon-speak
>>29551557
>___ thread? ___thread.
>Can confirm, am a ___.
>What is the best ___ and why is it ___?
I want to fucking strangle everyone who speaks in this retarded meme vernacular
>>29562731
>Can confirm, am a ___.
this shit leaves me in physical pain , holy shit I want to punch the fucking retards that say this shit, especially when it's on leddit with million upboats, holy shit.
>>29562750
>stupid redditor complaining about how reddit is retarded
>>29562808
>current year
>can't comprehend the fact that some people browse more than 1 website
You're a retard, you're the type of guy who sees a stock image with tumblr in the filename and think " this guy uses tumblr ".
>wyd
>any french word used in an english sentence
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29562849
did the redditor really just say "current year"?
>brexit
>anything used mainly by teenage females
>>29561434
$ T I N K Y
M
E
L
L
Y
when guys on r9k dont say jaw or cheek bone and say some fucking retarded medical term for it like they are experts. also the word p good or p nice instead of pretty
>>29562921
I've probably been here twice your age , quit trying to sound like le oldfag xd
>>29556020
>onision
fuck that guy, Leafy4life
>>29552691
2d is superior to 3d tho for real
>>29558731
not anymore faggot
>dank
>lit
>senpai
>gucci
>boipussy
>dat X doe/do/doh/tho
>salty
>toxic
>smol
>lel
>any emoji
>>29561819
fucking nigger get out of here
>>29562399
how else will i describe good weed
Hot fudge Enema explosion shower
Come inside JESUS
>YOLO
>Swag
>Same difference (This one makes no fucking sense and people say it all the time)
>>29564311
10-5=5
9-4=5
same difference
>>29564325
Fuck off you know what I'm talking about faggot.
>scrub
i ufckig hate this reddit word fuck off
>doggo
>pupper
OK you cunty little faggots. Her are some words that I really detest
>moist
>faeces
>boil
>zit
>pus
>whitehead
>spittle
>muh
>hur dur
>boi pussi
>nut (as in, nut in a lady's mouth etc)
>cuck
>turd
>queer
>>29551557
>cuck
>feminism
>incest
>>29558704
no. it's boy-pussy
