You get one wish.
The only rules are: you cannot wish for more wishes and you cannot wish to become in any way, shape or form, godlike.
I wish to have the opportunity to become godlike
>>29551561
I'd start a thread about with with polls and stuff.
>>29551561
I wish this was real
dagnabitwhyisthatnororiginal
>>29551561
I wish to have a literally 11/10 Chad body that will never age or get fat even if I eat sugary shit
i wish for the sweet relief of death
>>29551650
that's very selfless of you anon
sacrificing your only wish so that everyone else can have wishes
Is this the kind that always backfire?
My family is poor; it's always my primary concern.
I should probably help all poor people though.
I should end world poverty?
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THOUGH?
>>29551673
I-its not selfless
if it was real that'd mean magic were real and I could go off to an obsessive search for it
>>29551561
HUGE
COCK
>>29551673
Agreed, I hope this anon's life gets better...
>>29551650 I'm rooting for you anon!
Start again with my current knowledge.
>>29551653
>can wish for virtually anything
>wish for something you can acquire yourself
Go to the gym you fat fuck
I wish to be an amazing writer.
>>29551561
easy, i'd ask to replay life all over again.
>>29551561
I wish to die.
origami commentu
I wish the sun explodes, killing us all.
>>29551725
dont root for the underdog you know is going to lose
>>29551777
the only ethically correct and respectable answer.
trips don't lie
>>29551777
You know, I always wonder about that sort of thing. I was watching dragonball z recently, and Gohan was regretting not killing Cell immediately after going SSJ2, and Goku was like, "For all we know, what you did was the best move."... so then I saw your post and I thought about it some more... like, your life would be completely different, what if you did something that triggered your death? I mean, you're alive now, so all we know, you're doing something right, so what if doing something different leads to an even more terrible fate?
>>29551561
I wish I didn't have any life altering medical conditions.
>>29551831
Good, what kind of failure would I be if I didn't chose to live again just because I would be in pain all of over again?
unaging 13/14yo gf with freckles and pear shape
>>29551702
>he doesn't know
Good news you retard
>>29551777
>>29551824
>respectable answer
>forgets that genies are tricksters
>ends up replaying the same life over again because they didnt specify that they keep all knowlege of this life
>and even if they did their infant brain couldnt process it and they would forget all memories
>>29551777
Christ, I barely made it through the first time
I wish I could become a little girl
>>29551890
that's even better, I never asked that keeping my memories would be a necessity or even part of the wish.
I didn't ask for eternity cause it seemed too godlike, but that would also be okay with me and i'd have no regrets.
>>29551760
You right senpai. I wish I had a bag that produced infinte amounts of money and couldn't be stolen instead
>>29551561
I wish for the power to become a cute anime girl if someone other than me thinks about that cute anime girl in my vicinity.
I wish I could transform my body any way I please.
Then I can just slowly turn myself into a Chad, turn my grower into a shower so I can have some more confidence, and live life easy by transforming my shit into gold whenever I need money.
>>29551951
Bernie pls. That's not how this works. That's not even how magic works
>>29551561
I wish for the super power to find anything like if I misplaced something I can find it if i lost something I can find it if someone stole something I can find it
I wish that I could think of something good to wish for
Eternal happiness.
Or ten billion dollars. Probably the dollars.
>>29551561
immortality without aging
either give me super sayain abilities or Wolverines super powers
I could get so much pussy with the ability to fly and make my muscles larger, or growing claws out of my knuckles and regenerating any wounds while remaining almost eternally young.
The possibilities are endless
>>29552012
Then I wish tht eveyone's wish on this thread doesn't come true.
>>29551561
Help a family in need. I'm actually content. My wishes would just be pointless luxury.
>tfw suddenly realise I COULD help people who need it more than me
Why am I such a lazy self-centered asshole? I WANT to want the right things
>>29552294
its cause you want to seem like a better person even thought your not
I wish to know the exact actions I must follow to achieve lifelong contentment and fulfillment. Not to have it handed to me, but a roadmap of what I must do, who I must meet and dates in order to achieve that goal.
I'm fine with finding out I'll be content but without a partner, even if somewhere in me I'd like to imagine I could be part of one of those ideal couples which stay together for decades.
>>29551885
Damn, that's some dank shit anon
I'd age her up a bit but that's fuckin' dank
I wish that I would live forever in the body of a unaging robot that could be modified and was indistinguishable from a human being in form and function.
I wish I was the most skilled thief/safe cracker ever to live
>>29551561
I wish everyone would live happy lives in peace. If that's not possible, I wish for either happiness for everyone or peace for everyone. Either is fine.
>>29551561
I wish the summer posters would stop trying to turn this place in /b/
>>29552587
Wish, deer and 8-ball threads weren't summer, though. They were pretty common all of last year, for example, not solely during the summer. You're not wrong on them being /b/, but they've only really been rare more recently. Like there were daily 8-ball threads before the robot returned
>>29552438
>age her up
Fuck off reddit
>>29551561
i wish to be reborn as a girl who will grow up to be very cute with a petite figure who will be kind of shy and awkward but have a small circle of very close friends and that when i enter highschool senpai will eventually notice me
>>29552881
>WHHAAAA?!?! Someone on 4chan doesn't want to fuck little kids?!?! They must go to that website that I hate!!!
Get over yourself, kiddy-diddler.
>>29553251
>13/14
>little kids
>>29551561
>lamp
>one wish
A lot of pornos I read start out like this.
>tfw not born with titties
c-can you make me a qt grill, genie-san?
>>29551653
You get the body of a random guy named Chad. In your eyes you will be 11/10 but to everyone else you'll be utterly average
>>29551670
You die the slowest of natural deaths
>>29551709
GIANT
ROOSTER
>>29551760
You start this current day again with your current knowledge.
>>29551777
You will recieve a CD in the mail of some shitty simulator you played when you were young. Have fun!
>>29551787
Slow natural death
>>29551792
A distant star explodes, and the energy that it sends will take billions of years to reach earth to kill all life on it.
>>29551862
You are cured of all life-altering medical conditions but cursed with quadruple ingrown toenails, IBS, and sometimes you get nervous when near or inside restauraunts.
>>29551885
You recieve an early GeForce 4 graphics card (released 2002), freckles are painted on and it's sort of shaped like a pear?
>>29551910
You're born in 90s China
>>29551976
It's a cute animoo girl from a ridiculously obscure mid-90s untranslated OVA only seen by the people who worked on it and a small audience it was screened to.
>>29551992
You can transform your body anyway you please... in 3D space. You can turn your body to reflect, rotate, and scale (by getting closer or farther from an observer)
>>29552037
Specific and not OP, wish granted, but you can only find your own possessions
>>29552043
Done
>>29552077
You're just really satisfied with your life, even though to an outside observer you seem to do nothing of value.
>>29552128
You will never be allowed to die, other then that wish granted
>>29552155
You are granted Wolverine's manlet-yet-jacked status
>>29552294
Selfless. Done
>>29552404
Done. You will be revealed a Disney-esque platitude which, if followed, will lead to lifelong contentment and fulfillment, (but in my opinion, you probably won't like it and more then likely won't follow it out of arrogance).
>>29552454
You're placed in the body of a sassy black woman. The robot is hard-coded to read and write ebonics.
>>29551561
I wish genies would just fuck off to mars
>>29553764
>You recieve an early GeForce 4 graphics card (released 2002), freckles are painted on and it's sort of shaped like a pear?
I said girlfriend, you illiterate.
>>29553764
>Done. You will be revealed a Disney-esque platitude which, if followed, will lead to lifelong contentment and fulfillment, (but in my opinion, you probably won't like it and more then likely won't follow it out of arrogance).
I think the result would be the most important part
>>29553813
>unaging 13/14yo gf with freckles and pear shape
gf. GF. GeForce.
>arguing with a djinn
>expecting any selfish wish to be straightforward
>>29553871
I did not wish for that.
Djinns have the capacity to mindread, don't they?
>>29553902
thats how djinns work idiot, you need to be specific
you wasted your ONE wish because you dont have the wits to form a perfect phrase, arguing with a djinn after he granted your wish is asking to get hurt by them
>>29553902
Djinn work off of exact verbal wording. It's sort of a "verbal contract" type deal. What you say is what you get, so pick your words carefully, because djinn will take liberties within the language you laid out.
If you're not happy with your GeForce I would give you a freckly pear-shaped Guinean Franc. Or a copy of Grim Fandango that's been dotted all over with a brown marker and sort of crushed into a pear shape by a careless prior owner.
>>29553945
djinns can mindread because otherwise they could not grant wishes.
>>29553764
>Done. You will be revealed a Disney-esque platitude which, if followed, will lead to lifelong contentment and fulfillment, (but in my opinion, you probably won't like it and more then likely won't follow it out of arrogance).
>Jus b urself
9/10 very subtle.
>>29553984
it doesnt matter that they can mindread, if your intentions for you wish are selfish the djinns goal is to twist the words and grant a wish that in a broad sense fits
you HAVE to be specific or you will be fucked over
>>29554031
Wishes are inherently selfish.
Give me what I want or I'll call the inquisitors and have them turn your lamp into currency.
>>29551561
I wish to end all suffering.
>>29551561
I wish for another wish thread, fuck you.
I wish for everyone to be safe, healthy and happy.
Complete and utter control over all of my cells. Essentially means you can stop yourself from ageing, change appearance when you feel like it. Increase or decrease muscle mass and bone density. You could probably use it to grow extra limbs and stuff.
>>29551561
I wish I had $10,000,000,000.
I would wish for the ability to make my sexual fetishes a reality by simply envisioning them in my mind. The physical impossibilities associated with them become entirely plausible and do not cause any lasting damages or effects unless specified.
