give advice to your fellow anons
Plz no bully
>>29551722
dont take advice from this cesspool
If you learn to draw porn you will never need a gf
Don't let people with Sadistic Personality Disorder turn you into a sadomasochistic pincushion. If you see a group of men and/or women, usually at the top of their social hierarchy, who are typically cruel to everyone, but you get the sense that you might be able to win them over if only you shit on everyone else hard enough--
Run the other way. You're about to be fucking vampirized. Yes, they're exceptionally witty and hilariously cruel. That's what vampires ARE. You're not going to progress beyond being livestock, and even if you could, being a sociopath isn't actually fun.
>>29551722
if you're failing at life, do the opposite of what every natural instinct tells you to do.
Don't take life so seriously. Be able to laugh at yourself
Learn programming. Its a good hobby for a robot, and can lead to a well-paying job, even without a degree.
Know when to check out.
>>29551926
Be able to laugh at yourself, but if someone ELSE tells you to laugh at someone, eg.
>get a load of this loser
>lol at this faggot
>hey everybody laugh at x thing
...and so on, understand that they're trying to use you as a personal army, and tell them to their face that you demand payment in advance. You're allowed to do that. There is no clause that says you have to work for free, and payment in """"exposure"""" is a joke.
>>29551989
>le programming meme xD
Take it from someone who fell for the meme. There's no way for you to get a developer job without a degree, references and projects.