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I lost a bet, so now I have to literally commit suicide on July 15th.
What the fuck am I going to do now???
>>29551898
you probably shouldn't make bets you can't keep
you wouldn't go to a casino and gamble $1 million, would you? Why would you put something up that you aren't willing to do?
What the fuck kind of bet was that
Murder the person you made the bet with
Fuck it, it's you or them
>>29551898
What the fuck was the bet?
>>29551936
What the fuck? No way. I don't believe in going back on my word or dishonoring bets. No.
I have no choice but to kill myself, I'm just scared.
>>29551898
Make a publicity stunt out of it
Don't listen to this >>29551950 faggot. We all die either way. Your honor/cowardice will last forever
kill you'reself faget
>>29551974
Good luck my boy
>>29551898
So you bet your life? In what? I hope it wasn't something stupid.
>>29551944
>What the fuck
>>29551950
>Fuck it
>>29551968
>What the fuck
>>29551974
>What the fuck?
guys I think we should limit our use of bad words
these are uncreative words. let's try to use other words instead.
>>29551898
easy, leave your town and make sure you never see that person again
>>29551898
Double or nothing
originalo commento
>>29552017
>>29552047
Back to reeddiiit
>>29552010
What in the name of the Poseidon, guardian of the sea?
>>29551898
>July 15th
Great now I know somewhere somebody from /r9k/ is going to kill themselves on my birthday...
Knowing I probably can't help you stop itself from commuting suicide is what is the real problem but...
Op don't do it
To hell with the stupid bet and fine another way that the person you bet with can agree on
Tbh r9k needs you and many others to keep this board from glitchin to the normies and being ruined forever...
Don't do it OP
>if all else fail just say yuu didn't mean it/ didn't pinky swear or make on it..
>>29552047
>Double or nothing
great idea, he will kill himself twice as much
>>29552010
Holy macaroni batman, you're right!
what was the bet
???
>>29552010
This is the reason modesty and propriety foment culture in general. Extend this to sexuality and you will see why sexual shame is the bedrock of civilization.
>>29552089
>can't greentext
>don't do it
I hope YOU die. Unironically. Either leave this board or kill yourself you annoying tryhard newfag redditor shit
The bet was that I could beat him in a CS:GO match. He ended up beating me by one kill, it was a "whoever makes it to 20 kills first wins" game. If I lost, of course, the stipulation was that I would kill myself.
It's over, guys. I just need to figure out how to do this now. Fuck.
>>29552243
he is just joking you autistic fuck
stop blogposting on /r9k/ nobody cares about your life if you aren't actually going to do it
>>29552243
>how to do this now
See>>29551984
>>29552271
He was completely serious you stupid fuck.
And I am going to do it, I just need to find out a clean and painless way, or the closest to it.
>>29551898
Join the Marines.
Submit to their bootcamp.
Let your robot soul die.
Be re-made into a Chad.
This is literally what bootcamp does.
>>29552200
Here's yourn(you) anon
I'm on a tablet and typing is hard when you have fat fingers
>TFW I'm only struggle on this shit is because I broke my laptop while ragging on 4chan...
>>29552243
Well what would he have to do if YOU won?
>>29551898
I don't think anyone would fault you for not actually killing yourself.
>>29552392
That would be dishonorabru and bring shame to his family name
>>29552334
what's the point in doing it? you're only going to cause more problems & make him regret it
>inb4 reddit
>>29552482
Fuck off redddiit. Seriously.
>>29551898
pussy out
Suck his dick or something if he demands a reward for his win.
>>29552368
He would have to gift me 10 games for the summer sale.
>>29552482
He won't regret it. The guy is a badass. He knows what he is doing.
>>29552633
Well I think it's fair then. You would have expected the games if you won. Helium is painless but I think something public is cooler. A deed that will be remembered for decades, maybe centuries. Fuck I haven't lost a bet and want to do this
>>29552089
July 15th is my birthday too!
I want him to die and you too.
Or at the very least you go back to reddyit and never come back.
You don't belong here.
>>29552010
Hot fuggery
You get to die so it sounds like you won.
>>29552243
this is horrible b8
>>29551898
idgi? just tell him you're not going to kill yourself? and you can pay for losing some other way?
>>29551898
Well you be a man, honor your word, and fucking do it.
Simple as that.
What was the bet, by the way?
>>29551898
kill the guy you lost bet to
or if that fails, say it was a prank and actually kill yourself
>>29553875
>this is horrible b8
bump
If you actually agreed to this bet, you deserve to die anyway. I recommended drinking a bleach and antifreeze cocktail
helium
and oregano
>>29551898
Sell everything, fake your own death, get plastic surgery, get new identity, join military.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
