How do I get a qt Italian American Long Island New Yorker girlfriend?
don't worry about itoriginal
>>29551637
You don't fuck with 'talians!
>>29551637
>>29551652
FUHGEDDABOWDIT
>>29551652
>>29551655
>>29551728
these mamaluks got the right idea'
and yes, forget about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evIyklye-Jc
FUCKIN CAPTCHA, JUSS FOGET ABOUTIT
wrong stereotype. LI is more Jewish.
italian american women go for wiggered out italian american guys named vinnie
vinnie is like the italian american chad
>>29551835
What about Richie?
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo??
>>29551821
So jewsses inhabit Long Island?
What does a typical Long Island jewess look like?
>>29552006
Pretty hot. Designer clothes/shoes/bag.
>>29551821
>>29552006
>>29552076
What the fuck are you niggers talking about, there are no kikes here. Just a shit ton of Italians and Irish.
>>29551637
Offer them dinner at a fancy restaurant and to listen to their nonstop verbal diarrhea .
t. Long Islander
i dont know why but i love those snooty rude girls with new yawk accents
>>29552172
You're out of your mind if you think there aren't a ton of Jews in long island.
Especially the expensive parts.
>>29552172
I knew an Italian from lyndenhurst.
Literal sub nigger. Wouldn't stfu about his boat and making "rooster tails"
>tfw no boston GF to suck my cawk
>>29552172
>tfw italian/irish and technically a jew
burger citizenship when
>>29552172
Calm down we're just breaking balls over here.
>>29553910
nah nah nah, you insulted him a lil bit
turn into this guy. literally.
Why do you guys keep superimposing jersey stereotypes onto long island?
>>29551637
Simple.
>Work out like a madman
>Take an obscene amount of steroids
>Get big
>Get a spray tan until you're orange
>Go to a trashy club in Manhattan or Nassau County at 11:00 PM on a Saturday night
>Talk to Italian cutie like a caveman
>At some point between 12:00 and 1:00, make out with her. Make sure that you look like a starving African kid slurping porridge from a bowl
>Take the LIRR back to her place in East Nassau or in Suffolk
>Get her number, text her back when you're going to a club next Saturday
>>29551637
you fogeddabaoutit
>>29554059
I live in Queens. I work and party in Manhattan. Sometimes I take the LIRR to Jamaica, and the E back home. A good proportion of Long Islanders in their 20s are the Jersey Shore stereotype, but just more Jewish than Italian.
>>29554541
Yeah, i live in Brooklyn. There does seem to be a part of LI Jewish culture that touches on Jersey Shore asthetics.
>>29552172
brah you can't go through the five towns or roslyn without seeing jews everywhere
>>29551637
you have to be born here, confident, and probably have a decent job
>>29554509
don't forget to make fun of every other person on the train and/or have some seriously excessive PDA
>>29554541
>>29554624
the daywalker jews are definitely influenced by italian culture but who hasn't been on the island? there's a huge 'italianess' to the area even if most people are barely half with their irish moms or jewish dads.
