Which is better:
Clean or dirty?
Clean, anon, you slut.
Clean. Always.
>You will never eat that butthole
eating? clean.
fucking? a little poo never set me off. just pee as soon as your done and give it a rinse
>white women age like milk
is this just a meme?
only on the inside
orginal ocmmten
yeah have you ever seen an old black woman?
like 75% of them are ugly as fuck
I honestly think that our primate brains aren't very adept at judging the subtle differences in other races and those who are more different, hence why 'all blacks and Asians look the same' and so forth, so to white people, white women 'age poorly' whearas blacks 'still look like nigs' no matter what age they are. I would ask the black fellas what they think of black women aging but I'm pretty sure they don't like them at any age
Has anyone here ever taken Chantix/Quit smoking cigarettes?
I've been taking it for three days now and I already feel weird and I feel sick.
My stomaches been hurting and I can barely eat.
I've looked at all the side effects but I can't find anywhere that says when the negative things all wear off.
Advice to stay on track?
>>29576509
Chantix is poison.
I vape logic disposables when i get a craving. Haven't had a cigarette in close to2 years.
>>29576566
Wait, Anon... How is it poison.
>>29576509
It'll pass. In the meantime, chew gum or something to keep your mind off of it.
>2 years ago today
>16 year old faggot
>No friends, no love, virgin, fucked school up
>Summer, knowledge I'm missing out while the 16 year old Chads are living paradise
>Existential crisis
>Basically your average robot
>Tried to commit suicide a month earlier
>Lolnpo, failure
>Spend days...
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Give us the book or it never happened
>Ketamine's a dissociative
>Used as horse tranquilizer
>Some guy off 4chan gave me it for an Elliot Rodger copy
>Naturally I snorted some
>Felt like I wasn't me
>Saw my life objectively
>Also feel like flying through space
>One day took 3 times the dose
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>>29576665
>Go out with the girl for make out session
>She becomes an actual human being I can talk to
>I lied in the initial post though
>I had one friend
>The only person in school I talked to
>Who never wanted to go out with me but still
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If you cannot sleep or want to feel asleep fast, does self strangling yourself into unconsciousness work? It should, right?
You'll just wake up in a few minutes with a big fucking headache if you do it wrong. Or die.
Here's what you do. Stand on your toes, look down, and crouch down so you're basically set up to take a shit in an eastern toilet. With your head still down, take 10-12 giant, deep, slow breaths. I'm talking like 3 second inhales and 3 second exhales.
At the conclusion of the last exhale, stand up as quickly as you can while inhaling as hard and as fast as you can. As soon as you're all the way up, hold your breath and use your hands to "strangle"...
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Just be yourself my dude. Works for me.
>>29576401
eat junk food that is sugar rich then the sugar withdrawl will make you sleepy
>tfw you will never have a son/daughter
>>29576387
>wanting a literal parasite
>>29576387
I would love to have a kid but not today's world
Maybe 15-20 years ago.
If you have a daughter, you will only watch her grow up to be a slut and she will start sucking BBCs at the age of 12 because that's how kids are raised by today's media, peers, and trends.
If it's a boy he will either become the Chad (which with our genes isn't likely), but most likely he would become a robot like his father and I don't want to bring another innocent human being into this suffering.
>>29576440
>sucking BBCs at the age of 12
is america a meme?
>mum keeps giving me shit for staying up all night and sleeping all day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS GRRRRRR
>>29576356
>implying sleeping at day and being awake at night doesnt harm your mental health and social life
>implying your mother doesnt want to save you from exactly the same things she did when she was your age that she regrets
>>29576356
She's just trying to be a good mother. She's probably worried about your health, anon.
>>29576356
>implying your mom isn't a vampire hunter
>implying she isn't trying to lure you out during the day so the sun can kill you
>implying she doesn't want the emotional burden, but realizes that you are a fiend of the night and need to be destroyed
>implying
Images that, when peered into, will make you consider creating a vocal sound from your mouth, one that sounds similar to "Hmmmmm"
>>29576353
Nigger has some big boobs I'd pay $5
Wooah man, get a load of this baby.
Wow, really makes you wonder.
>be me
>be anxious, autist, with severe depression
>start exercising
>work on charisma
>franchise starts turning around
>look great
>dress well
>speak well
>urdoingitpeter.gif
>girls actually want something to do with me
>actually...
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>>29576349
don't be silly, wrap ur willy anon
>>29576349
be urselv
>>29576378
well, i guess my life is just a lesson then. always wrap it, even in a relationship that's over 2 months. please kill me, anon.
What are you going to do when 4chan closes?
>>29576336
there are plenty of other chans
>>29576371
Some are cancer though
>>29576383
all of them are cancer.
Would you suck a girlcock if you had a cast-iron guarantee that it wouldn't make you gay?
>>29576299
No such thing as a girl cock.
Sucking a mans dick as a man is always gay, doing gay things makes you gay.
Terrible bait.
/thread
>>29576352
>he actually believes this
Embarrassing
>>29576426
I don't see you proving him wrong
What's the biggest age difference you think you'll ever have in your life, when it comes to you fucking a younger girl.I just broke my record and am sad because I'm not sure if the difference can get bigger
So far record is 2 years.
>me as VP of college student government and 22 years old
>girl as secretary of college student government and 20 years old
If we hadn't shared that office and similar roles, don't know if I would be able to say I'm 25 now and not a virgin.
>>29576283
I was 41 fucking a 17 year old.
I banged her mom back in high school.
>>29576283
Banged a 24 year old when I was 17, so 7 years.
Is it weird to keep comprhensive records of every women I've slept with? Including photos and journam write-ups? I usually spend more time chronicling my victory than I do courting the sluts in the first place.
Any other robots that get laid (fuck off, we exist) do this kind of thing?
>>29576269
Yes. I have my journal entries, but I've actually only recently deleted the pictures I had accumulated. It began to feel wrong, as I know I've only kept them out of self-congratulatory pride and that it ultimately doesn't matter at all. I would like to be less narcissistic.
I keep a sort of calendar of the days where I fap and when I fuck.
If you keep track, try to make it readable and write it down
I have a few diary sort of entries where I describe how the sex went down. E.g. for when I lost my virginity.
My first time was probably the best one.tldr: started in prone bone after cuddling/massaging her, and after 30 minutes of fucking her right in the pussy I came on her tits, with her lying below me, her really smiling and being happy about the situation when I just orgasmed all over her body - most other times sex after that...
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Not at all, OP.
>1. Girl one, who I dated online for ears (100MB+ folder of images, vids, etc)
>2. Ex, who is currently in my life (9GB+ folder of images, videos, writings, etc)
>3. Girl I briefly sexted with when not talking to ex (~500KB folder of like four nudes)
It's an art. Nevermind the physical memorabilia (e.g. panties of my ex, which carry her scent, her hairbow, clothing of mine she wore, and other small things)
I just got cucked so hard. Also proof money doesn't get girls.
>Chad friend (poorer and uglier than me) gets license suspended
>asks me to drive him and girl for sex
>pickup Chad
>pickup Stacey
>"hey I really like ur car"
>drop them off at theatre so they can fuck
>they're now fucking while I wait at a nearby restaurant
Just...
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>>29576253
Unless Stacey is your girlfriend you aren't a cuck.
Stacey and Chad treated you like the sucker you are.
>>29576253
>chad friend
>uglier than me
So you're an even bigger Chad?
>>29576253
Holy fuck. Do you have ANY self esteem? there's doing a favour for a bro and then there's literally being his bitch.
>mom's getting divorced and remarried again
>>29576241
What a whore
asdf
>>29576241
I hate that
Why can't I just live alone with my mom? Living with my stepdad just makes things more complicated. It's not like he's a bad person but he's much more strict than my mom which can be a bit annoying.
Also that's a nice pepe
Say goodbye to any comfort you've gotten used to.
If you haven't defined the relationship between you and your new dad yet, he's going to define it for you, and I have a feeling it will involve work, ultimatums, and punishments.