>mum keeps giving me shit for staying up all night and sleeping all day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS GRRRRRR
>>29576356
>implying sleeping at day and being awake at night doesnt harm your mental health and social life
>implying your mother doesnt want to save you from exactly the same things she did when she was your age that she regrets
>>29576356
She's just trying to be a good mother. She's probably worried about your health, anon.
>>29576356
>implying your mom isn't a vampire hunter
>implying she isn't trying to lure you out during the day so the sun can kill you
>implying she doesn't want the emotional burden, but realizes that you are a fiend of the night and need to be destroyed
>implying
>catch dad on his computer (in the living room) at 2:30 am eating an entire sleeve of chocolate cookies
I told him remember all the times he told me not to do that in HS and he laughed
>>29576450
You did it, anon.
You finally stood up to your dad.
>retarded mum gives me broccoli again for dinner despite knowing fully well that I don't like it
>don't eat it, dumb bitch gets really butthurt
>afterwards, come upstairs to get my midnight piece of cake
>the cake isn't on the countertop, mummy fucking hid it somewhere
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE BROCCOLI I DON'T WANT IT I DON'T WANT IT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR 24 YEARS NOW THAT I DON'T LIKE BROCCOLI WHICH PART DOES SHE NOT UNDERSTAND AAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHGHGHAGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mom keep badgering me to get a job
Horrible women
>>29576356
awww is the NEETCuck upset? Wakey wakey!
>>29576450
He's paying the bills nigger, he's also had P in V sex. You cant say shit.
>>29576450
>have to lecture dad on private browsing because the family computer's history is clogged up with shit like "HOT SEXY ITALIAN LADY BOOB"
>>29576356
>tfw your stepdad blocks your internet connection at night so that you'll go to sleep
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29576437
Underrated post
Memes
>>29576356
>mom goes to bed at 9pm
>wakes up around 1am and wanders around the house because of sleepwalking or mental problems
>wakes up again at like 3:30 AM
>complains about being tired all day day long and takes naps
>thinks my sleep schedule is bad
Yes, mine is bad but she's not setting a good example either.
