Guys i found a Pornstar who looks exactly like my mom and i get boner seeing, what's my problem [serious]
Tell me about your childhood anon. Did you have a healthy relationship with your mother?
>>29593582
No, she indirectly abused me.
haha Freud, today people are saying that he only talks bullshit but a disagree. Sorry for my bad english.
>>29593483
What if she's your mom?I'm have mixed feelings about that happening to myself tbph
>tfw no mata straining, pelikula watching, isda skinning, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak...
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none of those are words
Too early OP
>>29593455
Mmmmm, average asian, but with a much nicer skin tone. Love you flipanon.
>HIGH SCHOOL'S THE GREATEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE, ENJOY IT
>be loser with only a couple of friends
>graduate high school
>plan on turning things around and actually meeting people at college in the fall
>get accepted for the spring semester
>tfw everyone is already going to know the ins and outs
>tfw everyone is already going to have made friends during the...
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>>29593407
Literally join a club
I'm too old to be in clubs but I used to make friends that way. It really is the EASIEST way to meet people because you join based on interests so you already have something to talk about.
That and you're pretty much forced to socialize to get to know one another
>>29593407
OP, that attitude isn't going to get you anywhere. Keep your chin up! Remember, these are the best years of your life!
Literally everyone made friends easily in high school but me. Why?
Finally guys, the solution for you
http://us.tomonews.com/denmark-company-creates-hugging-machine-for-people-with-autism-3086997
>>29593371
What is this supposed to Fucking do
>>29593468
Hug people with autism, like you
>>29593371
what the fuck is this gay ass shit? I dont want a fucking hug I want to fuck a pussy.
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED UP
I HAVE NOBODY TO TALK ABOUT IT
THE ONLY "FRIENDS" FROM HIGH SCHOOL HAVE LEFT ME BECAUSE I ONLY TALK ABOUT DEPRESSING THEMES
I WANT OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29593349
Shut up you faggot 18 year old
It'll all be okay, trust me.
All you have to do is listen to me, and the pain will go away, anon.
Are you willing to listen?
>>29593546
I'd be willing to do anything to be calm again
Im listening
Oh little anon~ come see mommy and tell her how her new yoga pants look
*BLRLRRRRRRRAAAAAPAPPPBBPBBBBBT*
Oh! Pardon me sweetie teehee
You say you like mommy's pooties? Well I can't deny my cutie *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
what the fuck man
why
why man
>>29593348
This is one of the finest r9k traditions around
>>29593567
Keep the tradition alive
*BRAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP*
>trying to to find room for rent
>female only
>female only
>female only
>the female only rooms are literally $200 cheaper and in much better locations
Why? Why do I have to suffer so much for not having a vagina? How can people seriously argue that women are underprivileged in society? Where do I sign up to get my monthly $200 check from the patriarchy (which women get)?
>>29593312
Just say you're trans and wear a dress indoors.
>>29593312
It's just that females rent to other females more often while men like to keep their own space and don't usually like renting to other men.
>>29593340
This, OP. Get that roastie privilege.
>interstellar was 5 years ago
>>29593308
>Cool cat was 62 years ago
>>29593308
>9/11 was 121 years ago ;(
>Avatar was 7 years ago
What is the essential robot musical instrument?
normals play guitar, but most bands are robotic
harmonica
>You have been muted for 2 light years, because your comment was not original.
Anything with a keyboard I guess
DAILY REMINDER THAT ITS ALL ABOUT 30% OF EFFORTS AND 70% OF LUCK.
CHAD = WIN GENES(Health, Looks, Height, Big Benis) LOTTERY + PARENTS LOTTERY.
>psychology fact: People are more nice to other ones with GOOD LOOKS.
>>29593187
Why does /r9k/ wallow in these depressing threads? Are you guys masochists?
>>29593205
coping mechanism to not try
>>29593205
just buslef is a bullshit m8
>when they text you first and don't reply when you respond to them
>>29593151
It means they sent a text to a few people and they're choosing the talk to the most interesting person that replied.
>>29593174
Thats so fucking dumb, but since we are talking about dumb humans aka Girls you must be right
>>29593151
That's better than you texting first and they don't respond back
How do you deal with women being rude when they see you in public? I do my best to keep to myself, then there are times when a woman sees me and her demanor immediately changes. I try not to even look at them.
It just annoys me when, for example, I'll be walking in the hall here, then a young woman will see me, immediately get pissed off, then slam her door and lock it. I look bland and uninteresting, nobody has ever told me I look threatening.
>>29593120
I just gave up and started dressing like a girl to get back at those hoes. I just act really slutty and cock block any chance of those bitches from ever getting any.
>>29593161
Are you black? I'm a white male, and it's so fucked up, because I actually get more respect from rough looking dudes, especially minority dudes, than from women.
I have to admit, I don't like women treating me this way, but nothing is going to change.
bump
I need help, robots.
Why is the feeling of melancholy underappreciated in modern society?
>>29593098
It's over-appreciated actually. Just look at the angsty girls of tumblr, the sadbois of /r9k/ and the failed normies of /r/me_irl. They wallow in their sadness and turn it into a fashion statement. It's hip to be a boring, melancholic, contemplative fuck with empty eyes.
Pic unrelated
>>29593224
I don't know if that constitutes as appreciation of melancholy, seems to me to be just ironic deprecation.
>>29593261
This is what melancholy deserves. Real men are choleric
>women
am l right, fellas?
>>29593019
Right about wht?
>>29593019
yep
"You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original."
>>29593019
oh boy, you said it.
Wish I could just get losing my virginity out of the way with. It's hanging around my neck like an albatross.
just hire an escort then
fuck a whore
>>29592962
ur moms an albatross