>a FEMALE is going to be the most powerful person on Earth in a year
>there's nothing /r9k/ or anyone else can do about it
>>24046550
I'm not American and don't really care. I can't imagine it being much different for your country.
>>24046550
>imblibbityplying
Shes a roastie that's gonna get BTFO by T R U M P
>These are the best years of your life
>alright class time to find a group!
>>24045955
people who say shit like that are legit retarded
>>24045955
>>24045979
I shouldn't have opened this thread, these will give me nightmares...
>So... you're graduating this year, aren't you?
Friendly Reminder that "fembots" don't exist
Some "fembots" posted a skype link to their "fembot" group enabling us to infiltrate them.
Originally, we just harassed them until a new group had to be made since anyone could just rejoin the group after being kicked via the link. But this time, we left a mole.
These are some screenshots just to help you realize that women can't be robots.
In response to their virginity by our mole
Judging from that post, I'm guessing the problem will be that they're making their evaluation based on the kind of people who are histrionic enough to get involved in all of the surface level retarded e celebrity shit here and try to chase after relationships with other robots. And of course all those people are worthless trash.
Hi Mark here, local homosexual, just wanted to say I want to fuck NoPseudonym's tight asshole nonstop. K thx bye
Should I just kill myself because I am circumcised? I'm an 18 year old kissless virgin but by the way I hear other circumcised guys talk about it on here sex isn't nearly as good as when you are uncut. Is this true or not? I don't think it's fair that I will not be able to experience true sex because of something that happened to me when I was a baby.
>>24045559
Oh my god
You're fine
It doesn't matter if sex does or doesn't feel good based upon your foreskin status, because you'll never know the alternative.
Sex is still going to feel good for you regardless.
if you're american girls will be weirded out by an uncut dick anyway. why mourn what you never knew?
That's a pretty fucking stupid reason to kill yourself. Foreskin loses most of its effectiveness when you use a condom anyway.
Who /sexoffender/ here? Tell us your stories.
>hanging around community college waiting for class to end
>need to piss but hate using public restrooms
>walking home late at night and can barely hold it in
>decide to take a detour through the park and relieve myself in a tree
>tiny chink lady materializes from the shadows to call me a disgusting pig and tell me she's calling the cops
>she...
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>>24044935
why didn't you just use a bathroom?
sex offender status is overkill for pissing in public, but either way, you are stupid.
kek you fucked up OP
I'd rather piss my pants then be labeled a sex offender
>>24045025
It's literally a phobia. I just can't piss or shit in public restrooms.
Would you date a girl you threatened to kill you?
>grow up next to grill
>move away for 6 years
>come back, we start talking
>she says she likes me and I say I liked her the whole time
>we go on 5 dates over 2 months
>everything going well
>on 6th date we get drunk at a grape orchard and a tavern later
>she says if we...
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Keep a weapon close to you when you date her
I don't think she was that drunk. Maybe 4 or 5 drinks, but she seemed pretty cold and serious about it
>>24044414
if shes a virgin, you keep her. if not, get out
Describe your dating life with an image
>snakethatsleptinandhasnochanceofmating.jpg
You all know it. I can't be arsed to find it.
Don't partake in the dating scene, and don't want to.
I love anime women, and the best part is, they'll always be there whenever I need them.
>tfw no duwende stomping, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, aswang hunting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24044081
If she's got all that going, I like. 'specially the aswang hunting and lumpia munching... but.. what about the chicken adoboooooooooo
One of the best threads on r9k
>>24045452
watchlisted. this thread is going places.
ITT: Post robot books
>>24043882
literatureblox
>>24043882
>Japanese
>Main characters are a college student and a neet
>college kid obsesses over the neet, calls him Sensei
>They're both robots
>>24043882
woodblox
Should I start smoking?
pros:
>Look cool
>die quicker
>psychoactive effects
cons
>????
>>24043881
>cons
If you have anxiety, it will make it worse.
>>24043881
>die shittier
>costs money
not worth it
Pros:
>fit in better on 4chan once the cancer kicks in
>tfw no beIIy gf
>>24043388
Are you a shy pure virgin neet girl?
>>24043196
>tfw fucking belly gf threads on /r9k/ gets more conent posted in a day than 8ch's bbw board does in a fucking week
I swear to god
>>24043388
my gf, you're the best!
Bravo, wagekek!
You've made it through yet another honest day's work!
Alas, it was all in vain. For you must once again rise in the morning and resume the daily grind.
But do not fret! The WeekEnd is just around the corner.
Until then, tick tock.
>>24041099
How is pepe holding all this shit?
Floating gameboy. floating sub. floating cell phone.
>tfw work 8 hours tomorrow
>>24041133
poor wagecukc. too tired and and busy to learn how to unlock the power of telekinesis
>tfw you spend so much time agonizing over your hair and it becomes a mess the moment you step outside
>tfw you get so emotional but you have no idea why
>tfw you leave your home everyday hoping that you'll find someone you like that likes you back
>tfw it never happens
>>24035540
>tfw there's no other actual females in this thread
Where do I go to talk to other 23-30ish females who are khv, have no friends and zero motivation in life?
>>24035540
>you like that likes you back
>sigh... where is my chad?
Not that I blame you, I did the same. When you find your chad/stacy, they're going to use you up and throw you away.
im also a femanon here, tee-hee! wanna compare vaginas? ill show mine if you show yours ;3
Post your unique feels ITT
>tfw a new oneitis develops
>pink haired girl in my sociology class at community college
>red flag, but don't care
>daydream about asking her out even though its unhealthy
>know I won't do shit
How are you feeling today, robots?
>haven't felt hunger in a week
>food is gross now and I can hardly stomach it
Shit sucks senpai
>fap furiously to her posts on her differente social media accounts
>ill never talk to her because I would never know what to say
>she ignores me completely because of this
>I will never haver her
>she will keep getting laid with guys in her city
>>24035401
>oneitis
>new
1998
4th grade
She just had her second kid and she hardly knows my name
I don't think I'm very good at flirting
>>24033851
A U T I S M B O Y S
FUCK WRONG ONE!
Damnit
>>24033851
Sounds good to me m8. Looks like she just couldnt handle all that suave