Describe your dating life with an image
>snakethatsleptinandhasnochanceofmating.jpg
You all know it. I can't be arsed to find it.
Don't partake in the dating scene, and don't want to.
I love anime women, and the best part is, they'll always be there whenever I need them.
>>24044408
This to be perfectly honest with you.Occasionally I do get a bit lonely though.
what a ride
this is the plan if i don't have a million by 30
>>24044388
whatbreh
>>24044388
post to satisfy r9k rules
i thought I'd have one by now.
>>24044461
I've found ways to cope with loneliness in such a way that it no longer affects me. It's a combination of asceticism and stoicism. Of course there will be those moments, but it's just a desire that can be warded off with conscious intent.
>>24044388
What "dating life"?
This since I can't say "pic related" and post nothing as an alternative.
>>24044532
The fact that I know I will always feel it every now and then bothers me though.
>>24044388
does the pain ever stop
>because you need an original comment to post, I am now creating an original comment to post with.
>>24044388
Dating life? Haven't met or talked to a woman since college and that was years ago.
>>24044530
probably becuase youre a autismo sperglord.
>>24044575
This desu with senpai senpai desu.
Don't let your dick rule over you.
Pull on it until it submits to your logical thought processes.
eyyyyylmao
>>24044585
GODDAMMIT DEWEY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT SINKING INTO WATER
>>24044653
10/10. Original. 100% necessary.Were you trying to get upvotes or something? Seriously what the fuck was the point of that? Why single that guy out? Why even come to this thread?
>>24044653
yeah no shit
why do you come to this place?
i don't think i've ever met a nice woman
>>24044753
shit, you beat me to it. Thanks for sharing my rage
>>24044577
Well it's just like how you might take a hot pan out of the oven and accidentally burn yourself a bit. The sensation exists, is capable of happening, but you do not live your life unsettled by it because it's as common as air and taking a shit.
>>24044831
Thanks brother robot.
>>24044825
Based Dylan.
He's a devout catholic now btw.
This is actually very accurate
>>24044740
I must be a sperg too because that always irritates me. I'd be demanding a second take, regardless of it pushing the shooting day over schedule.
[Sadly go karts]
le funny meme pic.jpg
>>24044962
Calm down Jason Mann
I'm Moe.
The audience is the dating pool.
Everyday I'm closer to hitting rock bottom.
I clicked the first picture.
I wish I had someone to go see a movie with.
le comment is le not le original le
>>24044388
Laters
For the life of me, I can't condition myself to hate every woman I see so there's always that little glimmer of hope.
>tfw unrequited love
something to satisfy the requirement for a unique post
>>24044388
And apparently never came back
*Gets me every time.
>be me
>go to first party in college
>get fucking hammered
>dared to get naked
>do
>it was fucking cold and everyone saw my tiny dick
no girl at college will even look at me without laughing me
>>24045375
Me: I've found my bae, he just needs to stop playing
Friend: keep waiting
Fml
this has been my life
>>24046726
why is his spunk green
>>24046783
I think it's a metaphor.
>>24044388
>Devote most of my spare time to helping the elderly
>Help my sister run her small business for free until she can hire an employee
>I don't go out to meet new people on the weekends, I'm too busy taking care of old faggots who can't take care of themselves
>Certifications in the Emergency Services falling out of my pockets
>Take care of my sickly mother when I get home
>Girls only talk to me when they want free handouts at work
>Every girl who calls the business refuses to talk to me, even if I am qualified to answer their question or take an order
>Every match I get on dating sites is a robot asking me to click on malware
>Constantly bullied by my sister's boyfriend's goons
>My oneitis is dating a loser because I had to move across the country to escape my abusive father
I guess I did something to deserve the rejection.
This oughta do.
>>24046783
STDs, probably
I thought my dating life was somewhere in this image, hmm, he must have gone home or something.
>>24044388
So basically, just don't post an image?
fresh outta h*cks
This fits pretty ok
>>24047836
>Mayhem
My nigga.
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>>24044388
There is a barrier in front of me that prevents me ever getting a gf or even going on a date.
>tfw no responses because image is not shocking or funny enough
>>24048310
What does that pic mean?
1) your dating life is non-existent, like an empty street?
OR
2) you're dating a bitch?
iojdgjk
![188674[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TmS2EVA.jpg "188674[1].jpg")
>>24044388
This is for all the redditards.
>>24048380
my life is a ruined slum, empty skies, the vast inhospitable ocean bordering it, and i stand in the middle howling like a dog without a pack, without comrades, rummaging for scraps or an unlucky rat.
this is also why im killing myself soon
my life so far, and probably until I wrap a car around a pole
>>24044490
Same here, hopefully it will be peaceful
wweh
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
>>24045086
NOW I'VE LOST IT
I KNOW I CAN KILL
>>24045086
Daniel pls
> tfw never escape the cycle
>>24048458
Sauce? I feel like crying right now
Juiceses
never did
>>24045162
looks comfy desu
on the rare occasion I go to the movies loud ass kids are in front of me every time, and usually I'm sorrounded by heckling normie teens.
I saw straight outta compton last but that was alright I guess.
>>24048734
https://youtu.be/vdb4XGVTHkE?t=11m35s
Here you go senpai
Hope you brought tissues
Guess who
>>24044388
Loneliness is optional.
>>24048889
i need another series like that one
>>24046783
He's a goddamn leprechaun
Just look at him
Pixeless Toasts.
>>24048920
I wish I could have such a basic mindset as skeleton hervester.
Still no takers.
The ride never ends desu senpai stillnotoriginal
>>24044388
Unfortunately I have no image that solidly depicts the feeling of trying to participate in the world of relationships when you just don't fucking get it
I can't talk to women. Hell, I can't talk to people, but I especially can't talk to women. I have never met a woman who has enough in common with me to have a real conversation with.
I don't fucking know, robots. I just don't know.
>>24044388
feeling feels desu
>>24046783
The ugly women also have every STD known to man.
>>24044388It was born dead.
something, something, outer space..
Can't wait until all you faggot end yourselves
>>24044388
Or current girlfriend, I'm a fucknut and I make cheaters.
>dating life
>>24044388
I avoid it but I get back to desiring it eventually.
I never tried in the first place.
here's some words for the robot
new series soon!
>>24047836
What his tshirt says?
>>24053654
Last series
>>24044388
Ids hoblets
picture related. its my life
>>24044871
>catholics
Pretty shite
Perfectly in compasses it
>>24054084
What is your problem with catholics?
>>24054366
Bombed my country for more than 4 decades
>>24054376
I can't guess your country, but 4 decades is too much, I'm sorry.
>>24048774
I did the same. Went to a movie for the first time alone. Watched straight outta Compton. Only one in the theater was one black dude.
>>24054084
All religions are garbage, anon
inb4 fedora maymay
>>24048889
Hachimaki best guy
my dating life is just like my pic, non-existent
>>24054471
Pantheism is cool.
>>24054376
You're probably a filthy muslim or dumb heretic either way you deserve it
>>24054624
I'm white CofE
>>24044388
>traditional dating
>le kek
Met my current gf on Second Life. Best relationship I've ever had.
>>24054643
>CoE
just as I said, dumb heretic.
>>24054701
Let me guess. Irish catholic?
>>24048889
What anime is this exactly?
>>24055043
Planetes
dfghyskugrt
>>24055043
Planetes. Space garbagemen cleaning up in LEO, protag is an edgy, angry loser who ends up having everything handed to him. It's an unsophisticated power fantasy that people like to pretend is good because they can self-insert. Some episodes had a cool aesthetic, though.
This is the pillow design I went with.
>>24053973
tfw I don't even look at women on the bus because I'm scared they'll notice
>>24055158
I was pretty disappointed by that anime. I thought I'd get an actual Seinen but it turned out to be an unrealistic shounen in space
>>24044671
Just spat my coffee up, thanks Anon.
>>24054677
Damn, that sounds awesome. I'm happy for you, Anon. I wish you two the best.
gotta type shit i guess benis benis
voulome
This pretty much sums it up
>>24055505
Thanks anon.
It's really nice to get encouragement from another anon.
Hope you find your gf/bf soon too!
buliviano
>>24054677
whos the fatty in the picture?
>>24055701
Who's*
Yw anon-kun :3
>>24044575
I usually feel worse about not having a girlfriend after masturbating.
>>24055722
still doesn't answer my question
This feelio when
>>24044575
>tfw no fap november
its only one month... why is it its so hard?
>>24044585
no
it never will,i never understood bipolar people when i was young but it's fucking hell
>depressed as fuck anddon't even want to see my gf or anyone
or
>too energetic and talkative but i'm so boring it ends up annoying everyone
>>24054677
is that you chris? or is it tim, i cant tell.
wew laddeh
>>24055799
Who the fuck is this?
Don't fucking say our names on here.
God damn it.
im sorry lads
No interest
>>24047432
>You couldn't get an A?
this actually happened to me, fuck you mom
>>24055834
How is the little one in the family? She's such a cutie. You should leave this thread.
>>24044388
>that tfw feel when no girl gf friend
>>24046783
its not his spunk its the roastie's cunt smegma that infiltrated his dick
>>24044740
>>24044962
THIS. I was thinking the same, fuck
>>24055926
>little one
>she
Good try, but no.
>>24055043
Boku no epic meme
>>24053973
I love Transylvania
Thanks for making me feel like an oldfag
>>24054701
Go die taig
>>24044388
Is that from Prisoners?
J00SE3 represents my chances of dating anyone
>>24057829
no you dumb pleb
Attached image related t b h family
>>24044388
well there u go senpai
This is fairly accurate, considering how many girls who wanted it enough to sit on my lap or grab me in the hall and how many opportunities I neglected due to wholly irrational levels of self-loathing.
This is a regret beyond the pain of never being desirable in the first place.
Like a Burned Down House
How wet i get the ladies
Empty, Void, Lifeless
>>24059343
wait, did girls actually sit on your lap and grabbed you? and you didn't do anything?
I mean... really?
Down to the stroll. later tonight, might as well treat myself for getting up everyday this week
Heading out now to grab some action
Any port in a storm
I'm quite sure some here can relate.
>be me at mcjob
>shit shift, arsehole co workers, boring work
>trying to be confident and likeable
>tired as fuck
>qt comes in
>10/10, blond, quite small, hourglass figure, blue eyes, really friendly, we like the same music, both hate working there, same interests
>manager who is on shift doesn't like me, he's a manlet
>doing my best to be confident around qt. cos women like that shit
>going quite well
>manager comes up behind her, put his arm around her and says "how you finding it"
>"g..good"
>disgusting
>i get a drink, everyone uses the small cups
>drinking coke, talking to qt
>manager comes out office "HEY YOU! What are you doing?"
>"you're not allowed those cups, why are you using that cup?"
>"g...getting a drink"
>"i can see that, son, why are you using that cup, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE THE FUCKING SMALLER CUPS"
>only been there a week
>really angry at me, manlet as fuck, i'm 6'2 builtfat
>he's really angry, obviously a power play, i cant back down infront of qt but cant shout back because i need this job and on probation period
>every bit of me wants to gouge his fucking eyes out and team him a lesson
>decide i cant win "i,..i didn't know, ive only been here a few days"
>"if i see you fucking done that again il shout and ball at you"
>humiliated infront of co workers and new onitis, big guy like me shown to be weak
I wish i had hit the ugly little prick
Long greentext for this incident but it's ruined my day and my chances with the qt. She probably thinks im an absolute floppy cock now.
Doesnt bitch if i fart on her so i guess its better than a real gf
>>24060024
She probably thinks the boss is an angry manlet failure and likes you even more for not being like him
You could however just give him a serious stare and not apologize. Wait until he finishes his tantrum and move one, that would definitely increase your chances with her.
Keep trying, and eat better so you stop being builtfat
>>24060024
>be me
>be fat
>alpha boss shouts me down for being an idiot
>surely I would have fucked that 10/10 if he hadn't complained about the size of cup I was using
mai waifu is better than 3D
>>24060289
im like this, almost identical. And it's not about the cup, its about a lesser man in a superior position exercising his petty authority on a more impressive man.
Getting high and fucked up social media
>>24060534
tfw just deleted my fb as seeing all the happy people out on haloween and on weekends made me miserable.
If i cant see it its not happening
>>24044490
what is this from? She played Yuuna on a YouTube drama and I really liked it.
>>24044388
blocks
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>>24060664
that lady is a bitch and a jewess
>>24060664
I couldn't find an image to describe my love life, but this does the job perfectly.
>>24060519
post a timestamped picture of your body mister alpha male
>>24060024
Dude, stoic >>> reactive. Your reaction was perfect. Your manlet boss was being a dick to you, though within reason, since he'd likely get in huge trouble if his boss saw employees drinking from large cups.
The perfect reaction to insults, powerplay, whatever the fuck sort of posturing, is simply stoic/uncaring. "Ah, my bad, I didn't know about that rule" is much better than escalating the situation and getting written up/fired.
Also, girls pull that shit-testing bullshit all the fucking time, best response is uncaring. If girls see you get offended or reactive they'll be unattracted.
>>24060519
>On a more impressive man
Girls don't actually value when guys start getting physically aggressive with one another, it doesn't really assert or prove anything to us.
If anything it makes you both insanely unattractive, fist fighting in a fucking McDonalds kitchen over a cup.
If anything, a more diplomatic approach like "Sorry, man. Didn't know, I'm new.. but thanks for letting me know so that it won't happen again. No need to be so upset. Calm down." would show maturity and be attractive.
Using your lolswoll superior gentlmanz builtbro muscils will only impress retard-tier stacy whores.>I'M A GRILL BTW
>>24060809
Good advice familia. I couldn't have won regardless of what i did in that situation.
>>24060852
>implying all women, deep down, aren't all stacy whores who love testosterone fuelled fights and arguments
>>24044403
You're too lazy to find a fucking picture, no wonder you're single.
This pic best describes my dating life 2bh
>tfw me on the right
>>24060949
Idk, I personally think it's way more attractive for a guy to be charismatic/intelligent and able to handle tense situations maturely.
I've been in situations where guys think they need to "defend my honor" or "man up" and it's just awkward.
Maybe it's just me, because my Dad is a 6'4 gigantic psycho and I grew up being mortified whenever he would alphamode ragequit flip out if a guy even looked at me for an extended amount of time.
>>24047432
Who else /neverliveuptoparentsunrealisticexpecations/ here?
>>24055511
I don't get it, can someone explain?
Also, checked
>>24055739
That's the point of the image because you still feel >tfw no gf
>>24055739
I want to cuddle after ejaculating
Where is WhitePeopleMeet.com?
>>24057829
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind i think
>>24044740
Always pissed me off too.
>>24059343
iktfb
my anxiety has caused me unbearable amounts of shame and missed opportunity
Hiroshimoot is a faggot
>>24044388
Zelfs de dood houdt niet van mij.
Picture very much related.
>>24044388
>Describe your dating life with an image
I'll just make a post without an image then
>>24060024
>and my chances with the qt.
Of course a 10/10 as you say would be interested in a cashier at McDonalds
get a fucking grip you autistic fuck
>>24044575
I cant relate to this picture. Afterwards I wish even more for some companion to share my sex life with. But there doesn't exist any woman for me, which makes me even more sad because I simply cannot get over this fact.
>>24044671
Hahaha is this the guy that squats near his monitor with the "i have severe depression and wanna kill myself everyday" text?
I really really like this image.
>>24062030
we're both at uni you sack of fucking cum
