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>tfw you spend so much time agonizing over your hair and it becomes a mess the moment you step outside
>tfw you get so emotional but you have no idea why
>tfw you leave your home everyday hoping that you'll find someone you like that likes you back
>tfw it never happens
>>24035540
>tfw there's no other actual females in this thread
Where do I go to talk to other 23-30ish females who are khv, have no friends and zero motivation in life?
>>24035540
>you like that likes you back
>sigh... where is my chad?
Not that I blame you, I did the same. When you find your chad/stacy, they're going to use you up and throw you away.
im also a femanon here, tee-hee! wanna compare vaginas? ill show mine if you show yours ;3
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>tfw guy I liked got scared off by sjw friend
>sjw friend has been ruining my life for the last year because she always picks fights with people.
>I get invited places and people tell me to not bring her along because all she ever does is ruin the mood with rants and trying to argue with/fight guys.
>>24035540
>tfw you leave your home everyday hoping that you'll find someone you like that likes you back
>tfw it never happens
Pretty sure that's just a regular robot feel. Nothing particularly fembot about that one.
>>24035540
>tfw breasts are sore again
>tfw back hurts again
>>24035540
>tfw you get so emotional but you have no idea why
oh man iktf! XD those fembot feels rite gurl?
men just can't relate. men don't feel anything or get upset or cry or be emotionally volatile(at least i wouldnt think of them as men if they did LOL!) after all that's why we're in the midst of a massive male suicide epidemic and all of /r9k/ cries themselves to sleep over their unending loneliness! xDDDDD
ugh its so hard to be a fembot and get so emotional so easily! Dx
we're all fucking emotional wrecks the difference is you have a pussy so people expect and tolerate it from you instead of it making you a social pariah and a gross freak that everyone just wishes didn't exist
i wish you could exist one day as a man and see how much you take for granted
>>24035639
Kek. I knew a girl with a friend like that. the sjw leaked into the normal girl over time until both were insufferable
>tfw you want a baby
>tfw you have bf with God tier job but, thinks your to much of a loser to be impregnated.
>tfw you love him but, don't have any drive or passion in life anymore.
>>24035855
How do you even get a boyfriend who is successful when you yourself is not i presume? female privilege right here senpai
>yesterday wake up with period
>in shower digging bloodstuff out of vagina
>look at hand and think, "Oh I still need to see Crimson Peak"
>see crimson peak
thanks body
>watch Non Non Biyori
>something cute happens
>sweetly sad music plays
>beautifully animated rural Japan
>start crying uncontrollably because you're not a cute anime girl in rural Japan with cute friends
>petting your dog
>recall when he was a puppy
>he's four now
>he has a few gray hairs
>imagine how painful it will be if he dies
>start crying uncontrollably because your dog will die someday
Isn't it wonderful to be a 24-year-old female?
>>24036155
Get your shit together girl jeez.
>>24035540
>fembot
Here we go again
niceme.me
>>24036155
UMARU A CUTE
>>24035639
Stop being beta and drop that "friend". (either she is too autistic to see she is ruining your life or she doesn't care, but she should not be your friend)
>>24036155
You're hair looks cute, I love pleb tier hair
>>24036218
nah git gud taste anon
>>24036155
>Isn't it wonderful to be a 24-year-old female?
read >>24035756 you self-centered cunt, since you think having emotional outbursts and being uncontrollably sad are female problems
>>24036263
You have absolute shit taste, anon.
Kirie is best girl, m8.
>>24036155
Please be my girlfriend. Please.
>>24036183
>post your feels on /r9k/
>some anon tells you to get your shit together
>imagine trying to toughen up and get yourself together
>imagine yourself being cold, insincere and distant to people
>start to get sad and turn on Non Non Biyori OST
>almost cry but then remember that anon is just trying to help me
>don't cry thanks to anon
Thanks anon, I'll try my best for you.
>in uni, 2nd year
>actually having fun now, after an awkward phase in high-school and Staceys stealing all potential bfs
>Qt boys approach me all the time
>2 days ago some weirdo beta fuck who went to my high-school approaches me and asks me for a coffee
>I only spoke with the guy like twice before
>seriously creeped out and fearing for my safety so I say yes and give him my number
>he texts me
>I wait 24 hours before replying and I come up with a half-assed excuse
God, I hope he'll get the message.
Cringe at the thought of having to speak with him again.
>>24036308
>autismo the lesbo is best girl
"no"
>>24036371
yeah whenever you feel sad just remember you were lucky enough to be born with a pussy so you can be a useless emotional wreck and not even take care of yourself and still get a daddy to support your lifestyle and pick you up when you're down
hang in there girl ;)
>>24036399
when are you going to post the waifu collection
>>24036391
Why do fucking cunts come on this board for robots and post stories mocking robots, just fuck off and get your own board you bitch.
>>24036500
Awwwww, is the little beta upset? Are you sad because your oneitis wasn't impressed with your "c-coffee and c-atch u-up pls" invitation?
Man up.
>>24036500
the only thing keeping me from killing myself is hoping/imagining posts like this one are just a dude having a laff
>>24036371
Anon you're replying to here. I didnt mean to come off as insensitive, but i gotta be honest with you chica. Emotional sensitivity is cute to some dudes but a detriment to your life
>>24036530
>>24036527
bit over the top, but seriously, I don't get these fembot feels threads. Like, you're sad cause someone asked you out? It just ain't what this board is about.
>>24035540
>tfw you spend so much time agonizing over your hair and it becomes a mess the moment you step outside
this is a unisex feel for longhair folk
>>24036589
>having long hair as a guy
don't do this
>>24035540
tfw when another robot totally fells in love with you and you'll never know, because both of you are robots. man anon reporting in.
>>24036578
>approached and pressured in public by a creeper
>DURR YOU SHOULD BE GLAD HE LIKES YOU FEMANON
No thanks, I don't want to end up chopped up in his fridge.
I wish guys like these just stopped bothering good women.
>>24036626
Your implying it even matters. I'm on r9k all day, why do i need a haircut
>>24036589
everything in this thread is a unisex feel except for period blood
women believe they are the center of the world and their problems are unique, when in reality, not only do men have the same issues, they are much worse and much less accepted by society when they affect men rather than women
>>24036662
Agreed. This is r9k bro.
>>24036654
Not saying the guy mightn't be a jerk or a weirdo, just saying this is a board for jerks and weirdos and I don't get why people like you come here.
>>24036391
Hoping for this guy he's not a real interresting one doing the beta because he doesn't know how to act with girls.
>ftw fat with small saggy tits
>tfw such fine hair when you go to do anything with it it falls flat 5 minutes later
>>24036553
It's okay, I'm glad that some anon is concerned for my well being, it's very sweet and makes me feel happy. That wasn't a sarcastic post.
Here's a shitty picture of my dog sleeping with calpis on top of it. Have a nice day.
>>24036729
What are you even trying to say?
>tfw your bf will never be the heir of a chaebol
>tfw your bf will never be the son of a yakuza boss
I know it's never gonna happen, but it's to fantasize about
>>24036654
yeah girl, women deserve freedom from all CREEPERS xD
i bet that gross guy was like, 5'9" too, UCK! i get shivers just thinking about gross creepers like that, I mean I dont wanna end up chopped up in someone's fridge! he even stuttered when he asked me for coffee, so gross, I just pictured what a rapist murderer he must be as soon as he opened his mouth and didnt make complete eye contact with me
ugh just why couldn't a handsome 6'2" MAN ask me for coffee instead of that rapey freak? XD
>>24036750
Anytime. Cute doggy btw.
>>24036779
He's nervous and unsocialised - must be a rapist serial killer lol XD
It's not like true psychopaths are actually more charming and well put together than the average person rofl
>>24036391
>in uni, 2nd year now
>never in my life has a girl been nice to me
>I'm dying from lack of caffeine
>ask this girl I've spoken to before for some coffee, can't really do any harm to ask so why not
>she says yeah sure
>she gives me her number
>i assume that this means she would like to communicate, and so send her a simple message
>mfw she never replies
>tfw girls judge guys based on appearance yet have the gall to complain all the time about people being shallow and judging books based on their covers
>>24036779
>>24036830
Sounds like manlet weirdo got triggered.
Stop bothering girls please, they're just creeped out by your pathetic attempts at striking conversation or getting a date.
We can tell you're not used to this stuff and it makes you seem pathetic.
>>24036155
But which nnb is your favorite? That's the real question here.
>>24036773
are you asian or do you just watch a lot of dramas
>>24036773
Move to one of those countries and open your foreign legs
http://babythestarsshinebright3.tumblr.com/post/91360870843/unfaithful
>>24035540
post them tits or leave
>>24036855
Not those guys, but a different manlet weirdo here. How exactly should i approach women? I legitimately have no idea that doesnt include me giving off weird vibes
>>24035540
>tfw you have no hair
Fuck you
>>24036756
Sorry my english is actually very bad
If he acts like a beta but he's not one, it might be hard for him to get that kind of answers. It hurts y'know
>>24036900
You don't unless they're already in your social circle.
>>24035738
same tb h f am
i start my gabapentin tonight for my widespread nerve pain though, wish me luck
>>24036855
yeah call him a manlet XD
literally admit that you can't even see him as a human being because of his height, that makes your point of view seem valid and justified, don't even bother enumerating personality traits or behaviors that might suggest he's a rapist, just call him a manlet XD
LOL I bet this guy's short that's why he's mad! I figured it out guys!!! Haha gotcha! XD
Do girls really cry this much? Girls are weird desu.
>>24036908
If he's bad with girls, he's a beta.
>>24036926
Mans does the same
> crybaby here
>>24036855
hey, thinking I'm pathetic is fine, I probably am. It's just the instant implication of threat or whatever is off-base. Seriously though, being called a beta and a manlet on /r9k/, even though you're just a guy trying to "troll" me still makes me feel like this board is dead.
>>24036391
/r9k/ is truly the easiest board to bait. You guys will treat any post like this as if it's real, no matter how over the top it is, or how much it's parroting what is talked about in other threads. Do you really believe these posts? Are you just desperate for a reason to type your opinions?
>>24036917
Well fuck. I also dont have a social circle.
>>24036862
STOP
you are part of the problem
STOP giving women attention and being interested in their lives and opinions just because they are women, STOP reinforcing the status quo of all women being accustomed to the privilege of constant attention and interest in their lives whenever they want it
STOP fueling hypergamy, STOP teaching women that they have to do absolutely nothing to receive love and attention
>>24036862
I like both seasons. I think the first season was much more sad and beautifully animated while the second season made me keep wishing I would just die now and be reborn in rural Japan already.
>tfw no Asian bf
>tfw no Asian guy to cheat on with to your beta white bf
>>24036865
this made me laugh
also it sounds like the whole thing was written by a foreigner or she hasn't spoke english in so long she fucked it up
>go on a date with a guy i've never met in real life before
>i was actually looking forward to it
>he turns out to be half a head shorter than me, maybe more
>completely turned off instantly
i'm just under 5'6 too. the whole experience was just odd. back to square one i guess.
>>24036626
nah, i got girls complimenting me today for the first time in my life because it just brushed my hair a little
and having it long means never cutting or really much anything
feelsgoodman
>>24036662
Everyone believes their problems are unique and that they are the center of the world. It's just women are pampered and catered to at every turn and can't see beyond this mindset.
>>24037001
I actually meant which girl to be honest. I haven't watched the second season yet.
>>24036863
I watch a lot of dramas. They've spoiled me rotten
>roommate has counter magnet on fridge
>he jokingly puts a sign over it that reads "days gone by without sucking dick"
>it's set to some high number like 9483
>invite boyfriend over to spend night at my house
>next morning notice that roommate put the counter on my door
>it reads "days gone by without sucking dick: 0 "
my boyfriend thought it was funny, but I did not.
>>24036855
I dont know who you are but you are a cruel person judging from your posts. You should just kill yourself.
>>24037006
not a native english speaker. shes some turk slut. i loved how abusive he got and she still stayed with him
>>24037121
>roommate
>he
Fucking women.
>>24037121
Kek it's all good fun. Just take a joke. ;^)
>>24037072
The great Koma-chan-senpai of course. What about you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LfaNw25urq
>>24037121
fucking disgusting even if it's a troll post
the only way that situation is even possible is that both the girl and the boyfriend realize this guy she lives with is an absolute lost cause, a completely sexless beta with no hope of finding a girl and is probably going to go Elliott Rogers on them any day now (I can hope at least)
can you imagine having a girlfriend that allowed you to live in an apartment with another girl and didn't mind only visiting you there? even if she was ugly as hell you wouldn't find a girl who would be ok with this and not get jealous or paranoid
>>24037021
Thank God I'm 6'0.
>>24037255
Hot, anon. I will definitely join you in the schlicking of girl parts. :^)
>not sure if real fems or trannys posting in all these threads
In before trannys say they're real fems
Question for guys:
how would you feel if your girlfriend to you that the first guy she jerked off was her brother?
-a woman who used to jerk off her brother every weekend for a few months
-she never gave him a blowjob
-they never had sex
-the brother never touched her suggestively
-the brother never seen her naked
It wasn't a long lasting situation. She caught him masturbating one day and it spiked her curiosity. She would jerk him off out of curiosity , but just stopped when she got bored of it.
>>24037403
depends how attractive the girl was and if i could beat up the brother if it came down to it
WOMEN:
>instigate more reciprocal and non-reciprocal violence in hetero relationships
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/
>have an advantage in the legal system
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2144002
>attracted to males if they have a nice car
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19302732
>lie about 41% of rape claims
http://sf-criminaldefense.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/KaninFalseRapeAllegations.pdf
>have more sexual partners than males and LIE about this
https://www.amherst.edu/media/view/239672/original/Alexander+%26+Fisher+%282003%29.pdf
>are attracted to males who are already in a relationship
http://www.synergy-pr.com/files/JESP72009%281%29.pdf
>are attracted to dominance during ovulation
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1617143/
>one-in-four have STDs
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23574940/ns/health-childrens_health/t/teen-girls-has-sexually-transmitted-disease/#.UPOTfGeLgfx
>>24037379
>born a female
>tfw every anon you meet asks if you are a trap
>people are either seriously paranoid or just want some nudes
Why do traps need to ruin everything? I can't even be female anymore on this site.
Disgusted. Please, you already knew that right? Come on.
I would wish I had been your brother and fantasize about the highlight of my adolescence being my curious, horny sister jerking me off instead of being completely alone.
>>24037403
>curiosity
>gay as all fuck
>Parents are orthodox mormons, was born into covenant
>Siblings are all missionaries
>I am the autistic fedora
>In college and surrounded by cute girls all the time
>Can't kiss them because I still live with and rely on my parents
I am going to die from sexual frustration.
>>24037403
>i got bored of jerking off my brother
>wasn't done out of love or something
this is the red flag really, don't care about the rest. i don't want to date someone that i need to continually entertain to keep interested in our relationship.
>>24037529
wow you're sooooo interesting for being a lesbian omggg soooo different like wow
>>24037403
I would kek and think nothing of it. I know my sister has did stuff like that so i understand
>>24035586
That big fat ugly hambeast that smells like soup and sits next to you on the public bus everyday on your way to work.
>>24037529
if you're a autistic lesbian, you might be too unattractive to get some girl anyway.
>>24037564
Are you hitting on me? I can't tell.
>all these dudes pretending to be girls
its like I am inside and MMO
>>24037608
Would you be able to fall in love with a cutie boy ?
I'm a lesiban, but I just don't care to tell my family about it. I never had a lesbian relationship. I know some lesbians, I just never bothered to go for it because relationships tire me. I'm too socially anxious, jaded, and bitter to allow myself to be happy about falling in love. The only one who knows I'm a lesbian is my best friend. We watched some lesbian porn together, but I couldn't really get into to. 3D porn disgusts me because of how uncanny the bodily fluids and body parts look. Girls can have really ugly looking vaginas.
>>24037638
Depends, do they have similar interests as me, do they look like a girl, do they act like a girl?
Basically are they an autistic trap?
>>24037592
Probably, but it can't be helped.
>>24037638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tTZst7rYZj
>>24037699
You're not a lesbian then you're a pathetic slut who's bi at best.
>boyfriend wants me to suck his dick after cumming inside of me
So there's this really hot guy, he looks like, that famous actor I forgot the name, anyway.
I stood there and he didn't say or do anything, what the fuck? then he came to me and said something I didn't remember, since I was using my phone, I looked at him with disgust, who does he think he is anyway to harass me like that?
This is why I am going to a female only gyms, any suggestions girls?
>>24037639
I like all kinds of vaginas. I guess some people just have different tastes, which is fine.I lied, it's not fineYour taste is shit, you a shit
>>24037740
>being gay
>>24037564
People here wonder why girls don't like them.
I'm going to get an abortion in two weeks, and I'm scared as hell. What if he accidentally rips me up inside or something? Those are some sharp objects going up there.
>>24037787
Rule is:
once it goes in my pussy, I'm not putting my mouth on it. That's gay.
>>24037212
The choice is obvious. Koma-chan isn't bad though, but part of that is the fact that I fucking love bears so much.
>>24037798
I mean, it's the internet, i can finally let loose and be mean here, right?
>>24037744
>Being harassed by not being talked to because im a female
bait from the start
>>24037720
They just said fall in love with anon, never said anything about sex. Dicks are weird and gross sure but I'd be able to at least date a trap.
Besides compared to my current options of marrying a returning missionary and pumping out five or so kids or committing suicide, it's a step up.
>>24037798
>come to website where you're not welcome and don't fit in
>whore for attention with your gender
>get called out for it
>WOWWWWWWW NO WONDER WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU VIRGINS LOL I'M A GIRL BTW
Do women seriously wonder why they have no real friends and don't fit in anywhere and no one ever wants them?
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
DEM BOIS UP TO SUMTHIN'
>watching a movie with my friend and boyfriend
>we're all sitting on couch with a large cozy blanket wrapped around us
>want to secretly give my boyfriend a handjob under the blanket
>feel friend's hand on his penis
THEY JUST SPENT LIKE TWO OR THREE WEEKS OUT THE COUNTRY
DEM BOIS UP TO SUMTHIN THEY JUST NOT BLUFFIN
>>24037888
kek, friend got there before you...
>>24037888
This is why you don't go after boys anon.
Chase that dick, you will get tricked.
>>24037798
>This is why you never get laid shitlord!!!
this is when I know its a real roastie.
>>24037888
Oh baby. Sounds like a good time to me. It's prime time for a threesome
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL
I HIT MY DANCE LIKE USHER
WOO
>>24037878
>Do women seriously wonder why they have no real friends and don't fit in anywhere and no one ever wants them?
Holy shit, I know what I am going to say everytime I hear that answer
#REKT
>tfw crying over losing new favorite jeans
>>24038048
How do you lose jeans? Mine are either in a dirty hamper, a washer/dryer, closet, or on me. Where else woild they be?
>>24038195
Chad's house
>>24038272
Ah, i forgot the escapades of women. Wont make that mistake again hopefully
I have friends, but they like doing things like going to huge parties and night clubs. I'm way too shy for that. I get anxious whenever they invite me out because I'm so different. I can't say 'no' to them because I do need to leave the house . Most of the time at home I just draw, masturbate, post on forums, watch anime, and play videogames. I masturbate 5 times a day. I always make sure I clean up my computer chair and keyboard/mouse when I have a friend over. I don't feel good when they are sitting down in my ass stench and pussy stained computer accessories.
>>24037403
Depends on how old both of you were when it happened.
>>24038312
Why have friends if you dont share hobbies? Go find new friends who will masturbate with you. You can start your search here. With me. :^)
>>24038312
You sound like a girl version of me.
>go out
>regret that i didn't stay in and play fun vidya (not like im getting laid anyway)
>stay in and play vidya
>feel like a loser for staying in on a weekend
>>24038312
Find yourself a Chad.
>>24038342
We all like anime and drawing. It's just that they are very sociable and I'm not. My idea of a fun time is working on a project together or visiting some place. They like partying and dancing.
>>24038489
Oh i gotcha. Well, those seem to be actual worthwile hobbies, good luck finding people to sit down and share them with you.
>>24035540
protip: don't be fat/smelly/ugly and guys will literally kill to be with you
>>24038586
Hell, just dont be TOO much of those things and you got a shot.
>>24038622
Seriously. I saw a yik yak post were a girl said "when youre chubby but still get dick" and every comment was thirsty guys asking for her snapchat.
>>24037476
Because we're freaked out, we've seen dine fairly convincing traps.
>>24037403
I'd be more concerned about you losing interest.
>>24038657
Yeah. I've even hit on some questionably smelly/fat girls. One girl smelled like little debbie snack cakes and i hit on her because i thought she might have some. Boy was I surprised when she was foodless
>>24037476
Because if you ask a tranny if she's a woman she'll say yes.
I remember a thread from here that some pre-op tranny made where she said that she went on a date with a guy who later found out she was trans and got angry. Some people suggested he probably got angry because she lied to him about being a woman, and every one of her responses was "but i am a woman i, didn't lie"
>>24037820
Really? Cause most guys have tasted their own pre cum.
haven't you ever tried tasting your fluids?
>>24038312
draw me a cactus please5
My 'couple' friends have been talking about wanting to swing with me and my boyfriend. My boyfriend is opposed to it because he's insecure of his penis size. He gave me the okay to have a threeway with them instead. I told him I'm not going to do that since the point is that we're all supposed to have fun.
>>24038850
Swinging in your situation is a terrible idea, dont do it
>>24037699
Not really. Will do anything for the one he loves, Also gently and loving cuddles. Have his own way of thinking. Someone who's open-minded and try to be nice with ppl.
>>24037021
Absolutely disgusting. What makes these creeps think they have a chance?
>>24038878
I don't blame my boyfriend since he is a bit short so him having a small penis is expected. I never measured it, but it's probably around 4 inches long. It's thick though.
>>24038914
5.6" ft boy here. In my country, this is not that small. But I know I am. Should I consider suicide ?
>>24035639
>mfw hooked up with ex gf
>mfw she had an ugly sjw hambeast living with her
>hambeast talks shit about me behind my back
>claims I am just using my ex for sex
>I break up with her
>a few days later my ex calls me and says how she kicked that bitch out
>feelsgoodman
>>24038933
Well, he gave you the ok, but i know he's not exactly thrilled with the idea. Unless he's a c u c k
>>24038980
I'm just joking senpai. Don't let what a bunch of mentally ill dried up roasties say make you feel bad about yourself. You'll be fine.
>>24038998
He was somewhat sarcastic about it. I don't think he really wants me to do it, but at the same time understands if I do go through it. I want him to have some fun too. I'm not a cheater or slut.
>>24039065
You're nice, anon
>>24039109
Well, unless he agrees to do that stuff with you, i'd steer clear of it. Even if he says he understands, that shit will haunt him. Thats traumatic stuff for a lot of dudes that dont have a specific fetish
>>24039183
Agreed. Let him discover his fetish. Or if you have one, share it with him.
>>24035540
This might be just a "le im a grill xddd" thing but I never get that emotional stuff. I mean, of course every once in a while I'm in a bad mood but it's pretty manageable.
Is it really that bad for other girls?
>>24039340
There is some boys and girls who are very sensitive. Might be their past
My boyfriend has a stronger sex drive than I do. He wants to fuck every day. I only want sex like once a week. It's gotten to the point where he just masturbates every day and I jerk him off when he's about to cum. He doesn't really ask me for ask since he knows I have a low sex drive. We'll make out. He'll get touchy and get horny. Then he'll pull his dick out and start masturbating. When I do want to have sex I get him to stop and pull down my panties. There are times when I do let him fuck me even though I'm not in the mood. I still get wet. I'm just not horny. When I'm not horny I let him know so that way he doesn't have to pace himself when fucking me. It's to let him know it's okay to c um within a minute instead of trying to restrain him to make sex last 20-30 minutes.
>>24039440
This is a quite good idea.
>>24039440
post pics of your butt.
>>24039440
This is so fucking sickening. I don't want to live.
>>24039440
Has he ever forced himself on you regardless of how you felt?
>>24039529
No. I wouldn't let him. He's very courteous. He won't stick it in without permission.
>>24036926
i'm a guy and i do it practically every night ever since i had a panic attack months ago
i dont understand it
>>24039570
What if he broke out of character and did it anyways? Would you think less of him? Hold it against him? Forgive him?
>>24039440
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24039811
/pol/ race jpg faggot
>>24035540
Aren't fembots worse than normal robots? How can you fail life on easy mode?
>>24035756
calm down senpai
Fun things to do when you're single and live with a guy friend:
-give each other bikini waxes
-practice sexual acts on each other
-masturbate together
-look at porn together
-talk about sexual history
-talk about fetishes
-experiment with sex toys
-roleplay
-nude massages
-taking care of each other's embarrassing medical conditions
All of this can be done without any emotional attachment. It's just fun with friends
>>24035540
>Fembot Feels
>>>/cgl/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/twitter/
get the fuck out you worthless whores you have your own space.
>>24040883
get the fuck out of our thread.
You have your own space: the rest of the board
>>24035738
Take a pregnancy test dear
Baited by landwhale roastie cunts again? Come on now stop it.
>tfw never leave the house
>tfw no car, no job, not going to school
>tfw terrified of socializing
>tfw become extremely anxious and cry any time someone is critical of me or seems annoyed by me
>tfw constantly gripped by overwhelming paranoia that people don't really like me and are just pretending
>tfw barely eat anymore because I let myself get fat
>>24041471
That's a unisex problem, compadre. We both need to grow more of a backbone
>>24035540
>still friends with cheating ex because he was always my best friend
>broke up Christmas Eve and today he tries to kiss me and says he misses me
I CRINGED. I CRINGED SO HARD. Never in my life did I ever think that him kissing me wouldn't make me feel any other emotion but joy. It hit me in the feels. It pissed me off though and I'm still in a bad mood, but still a sad type of feels.
Also
>log into dating profile
>guy who broke my heart by fucking once and leaving messages me
>"How's it going? I'm sorry"
bad day t.b.h
>tfw want to make money by streaming on twitch
>tfw too autistic to keep up an interesting convo
>tfw suck at games
>tfw get bored of games easily
fuck
>>24035540
>fembots
kek go fuck off
>>24041813
it's not like guys go to girls' twitch channels to see them play games anyways.
You want to make money? You know what to do
>>24035540
daily reminder "fembots" on /r9k/ are trannies exploiting the loneliness of robots to fulfill their fantasies of being treated like a woman.
>>24041871
No, I don't. enlighten me
>>24041871
TITS OR GTFO
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>>24041951
Cleaveage. Tight fitting clothes. Largeish facecam. Shit like that.
>>24035540
I feel you on the first oe, and I'm a guy
>>24036155
I'll be your friend.
I won't be your boyfriend, but I'll be your friend.
>>24042158
I am only looking for friends so it's a good situation if you feel like talking.
[email protected]
>>24042218
picking up orbiters eh? How many of you have scooped up so far on this board?
>>24036155
I bet you'd like to know, dude
>>24042218
e-email???
nani???
>>24035540
>tfw I experience all of these things too but I'm forced to suffer as a dude
>>24042242
Hundreds, I've been collecting them for years. I even met some at Blizzcon and they obviously spent the entire time showering me with compliments and standing in line at the gift shop while I continually paced back and forth and spit on them to encourage them to hurry up and get me my con swag.
Obviously, this board is full of betas who are easily swindled by any female in their presence and no robot has ever been suspicious or untrusting of me.
>tfw you've had a horrible day and just want him to come home so you can bury your face in his chest and hide
>>24042546
No faggots allowed
>>24042454
>tfw you see your avatar
i know who you are you slut
>>24042546
You could hide in my chest bb. Kinda hairy though, dunno how you feel bout that
>>24042546white knight alert
even though it's impossible remember that there is someone who isn't gross who is out there and would care about you if you got to know themm'lady. bury your chest into your pillow and pretend it's that person
>>24042546
>tfw long distance relationship
>tfw just want him to hold me against him, wrapping his arms around me and snuggling in close to kiss me
>tfw have to wait until Thanksgiving
>>24042627
i know who you are whore
>don't talk much at work
>most of my coworkers call me things like "frigid bitch" or "ice queen" because of it
>tfw just scared to open up to someone and get hurt again
>>24042779
to your face? i didn't know people were this rude irl.
>>24042693
Ouch till thanksgiving
Sorry anon that sucks, I'm just waiting a fee more hours and it feels terrible.
I can have the worst day/shit happen to me and he makes it all ok. Snuggle and watch the batman series is all I want to do.
>>24042811
Usually under their breath, or to other people when they think I'm not around. I'm really good at going unseen.
>tfw your boyfriend is the worst of all your friends
>tfw hes also the fattest and ugliest
>Friends always talk about how their boyfriends are getting promotions and how he is buying them a house soon
>Mine is still working the same job since finishing university making minimum wage
>never buys me anything or a house for us
>never takes care of himself
>I am about to marry a loser -_-
>>24036500
Assuming this isn't b8 for the b8 to b8 me, this person isn't even a girl. They're a top-tier troll that engages hundreds of you dipshits a day.
>guy in my lab section
>never has a lab partner
>quiet
>sometimes I catch him looking at me in class
>i have never sene him smile the entire three or so years we have had classes together (same major)
I am pretty sure I'm falling for him
>>24042859
No he is
>>24042779
Open up to me and be my gf :3
>Boyfriend had a crap job
>Is short and ugly
>Best friends husband is perfect. Worksout every day and has a promising career.
Why am I always stuck with the failure? What can I do to change him?
I am pretty, I keep in shape. I run once a week or so. I have a degree. I am pretty much the best girlfriend you can get but he won't at least keep up on his side of responsibilities of a relationship
This thread is so terrible it gives cancer, cancer.
>>24042900
You sound like an intolerable cunt honestly
>>24042879
I've tried opening up to people, but I always subconciously hold back. I don't know if I really know how to, anymore.
>tfw 28, alone, and diagnosed as mildly autisticI'm not listing virginal because I know how easy it would be to lose that since I have a vagina. I just don't think I want that.
>>24042900
you fucking slut. you'd have sex with him if you had the chance. kill yourself.
>all these robots falling for obvious bait
Come on guys, I thought we were better than this.
>>24042900
Your are a terrible gf literally the worst. Why are you with him if you don't love him for who he is? He's not a fucking doll you play dress up with you delusional bitch.
>>24042947
Well you could at least try :3
>>24042972
You are incredibly fucking new if you thought that
>>24042981
I can't really bring myself to open up to those people when I know what they call me behind my back. My last post was an attempt to open up. Nobody really knows that I'm autistic. I never told anyone.
>>24043012
hey fuck you too buddy
These threads are just sad. You've got the obvious bait to get people mad and you get the legit lonely robot girls sharing a snippet of their life and getting shit on just the same.
>>24043028
Do you have any hobbies, anon?
>>24042859
youre both losers. breakup and find someone else. do not settle
>>24043028
I meant to me and you did pretty good at opening up in your last post.
>>24043055
I used to go bowling. My parents always liked it, and so did me and my brothers, so we had a team with our dad for a few years. I was never much good. Used to read a lot, but when I started getting depressed like I have been, it got tough to focus on that anymore. I play the violin a little, but that's just to help relax more than anything. Video games have always been the big one, since I was about 8.
>>24043091
Oh, sorry.
>>24043137
What video dames do you like to play?
>>24037403
Are you fking kidding me ?
If she does that with her brother imagine what nasty shit she'll do with strangers, hell no fuck this bitch.
>>24043230
A lot of Isaac Rebirth, lately. Before that I was just playing through my backlog, really. Waiting for the new Fire Emblem. Picked up the series with 7, played all of them so far.
>>24037403
I would think she's trash and move on to someone new
>>24043137
Video games are more of a time waster than anything, and I say that as a lifelong gamer. Taking up a new hobby can sometimes help alleviate depression, especially if it's creative or improves yourself in some way. Seeing a constant progression every time you do a little more is a great confidence booster.
That said, addressing the issues that are causing your depression is a huge step towards helping yourself out of it.
>>24043324
I'm not really good at anything. Not really sure why I'm depressed, either. It started up in high school, and it's just gotten worse over the years. I'm always kind of torn. I'm not good with people and I like being alone, but at the same time, I crave attention and affection. I want someone to hug and talk to. It's a love/hate thing, I guess.
>>24037403
I'd feelturned on, and I'd ask her to jerk me off while describing what it had been like and calling me her brother.
>>24039440
And this is why ppl chose to stay forever alone than having to put with your bullshit.
>>24035540
>>tfw you leave your home everyday hoping that you'll find someone you like that likes you back
>>tfw it never happens
yess very relatable
also
>tfw girls that are fatter and less attractive than you have cute bfs
>meet femanon
>she's pretty much perfect
>smarter than I am
>trade book reccomendations
>daughter of famous celebrity. Well semi famous
>kind of autistic but still kind hearted
>ends up moving to Australia to live with some edgy all black wearing anon
>never talked to me again
I know it was meant for femanons to post but I posted about a femanon instead. What a mad man.
This thread is full to the brim with bullshit.
>>24043406
I'll be your cute bf
>>24043324
>Video games are more of a time waster than anything
It depends on what you're playing.
>tfw you've been in love with your friend for years
>tfw he'll never see you as anything more
It's torture.
>>24035756
>massive male suicide epidemic
lol not even true.
>>24043375
>I'm not really good at anything
That's why you practice, dummy. Same thing applies to being good with people. The more you talk to people the more you learn how to interact with them. I'm sure a lot of us here share your story pretty closely, myself included. It's not easy but that's life.
>>24043375
>>24043284
Oh, and Theatrhythm 2. I love it. It was pretty cool seeing how much I improved. I was decent when I got it, but I could only really handle the middle difficulty. I can perfect most songs on the highest one now, which is neat.
>>24043425
Since you probably do not want to be specific, celebrity in what sense? politics? tv? movies? arts?
>>24043474
I'm just really afraid of failing.
>meeting with online friends at an anime conventions
>one of the guys from online group gets upset that I'm spending more time with boyfriend then him
>>24043375
I know what you mean. I'm 27, and though I'm not the best conversationalist I love meeting new people and talking to them. There's nothing I want more though than a loving wife to cuddle with and eventually have kids with.
>>24043503
Everyone fails. Literally every single person on earth. You're not special when it comes to that. Just go into things with the mindset that every failure is an opportunity to learn something. It sounds cheesy and fucking stupid but it's better than sitting on your hands and pissing your life away being miserable.
>>24043535
I've always kind of flip-flopped on the kids thing. I figured never, when I was younger, but I'd really like to have a family, now. People I can love.
>>24043561
It's just always scared me. I've gone through life preferring to not try, rather than fail. Games and the violin have been the exceptions, and I was even that way about games for a long time.
>>24043483
Music. That's where I assume her autism comes from. Not having stable parents around to raise and nurture her. Dad was gone the whole time and when he was home he was writing and recording so her visitations were short and off hands. Mom raised her alone living off of good child support not really growing up herself.
>>24043467
I don't know that it's an epidemic but men kill themselves at drastically higher rates than women.
>>24036849
you only asked her out because she was cute though so shut the fuck up.
