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Should I start smoking? pros: >Look cool >die quicker
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Should I start smoking?

pros:
>Look cool
>die quicker
>psychoactive effects
cons
>????
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>>24043881

>cons

If you have anxiety, it will make it worse.
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>>24043881
>die shittier
>costs money
not worth it
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Pros:
>fit in better on 4chan once the cancer kicks in
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>cons

Fucking cancer.

But smoking is a good way to infiltrate a group of people, and a good way to find an excuse to hang out with cutie pies.

"Hey, do you have a lighter?"

"Oh, you're going on your smoke break too? Sweet. I'll join you."
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I'm thinking of starting when I become a wagekek again.
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>>24043917
shit
well there goes that idea
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>>24043881
>Cons
Expensive habit
Addictive
Increasing social stigma
Makes you stink
Bad for your teeth
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>>24043917
No it won't. It can act as both a stimulant and a relaxant.
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Costs $20+ a packet here

That's fucking insane, you can live for a week on that. You could buy several months of streaming shit. Even giving money to 4chan won't have the side effect of literal cancer.
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>>24043881
Well, I used to smoke to look cool as well but overall to calm my anxiety (it's nicotine's effect). But it only gets worse. I coudln't go anywhere out of my house without smoking.
I smoked for three years and quited about 9 months ago. Now I do sports daily.
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>>24043938

Fuck, I want to take up smoking so I have an excuse to leave social situations not start new ones.
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>>24044054

Depends on how you react. The increase in heart rate drove me crazy and I would up quitting. Then again I smoked spirits and apparently the nicotine content is higher in them or something.
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>>24043917

It's done the exact opposite for me. Smoking has calmed me down and makes me less of an anxious autistic retard. If I smoke, then I can probably say a few sentences to someone, but if I don't then nothing will come out.
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>>24044244
>but if I don't then nothing will come out.
Except for the spaghetti
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eh, learn to smoke cigs but I wouldn't start smoking regularly. Its good socially and if you're in a fucked up kind of place but once you get hooked its expensive and a hassle.
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>>24043881
Serious talk, just do it you pussy. Stop thinking about it and buy a pack and a lighter as soon as you can.
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>>24043881

No fuck that.

>Smell bad
>Expensive if you're poor
>Age faster and yellow teeth
>Hard as shit to quit
>Once you're addicted it's hard to deny cravings and it's inconvenient when you leave your house
>Other people hate it
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>>24043881
there are no psychoactive effects man once you get addicted you feel like you need one and that feeling goes away after you have one and that is literally all that happens
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>>24043929
Yisplz
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>>24043881
>look cool
How's 9th grade?
>die quicker
And with more pain. Enjoy draining out your throat.
>psychoactive effects
Becoming an addict isn't really a positive.
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Smoking costs me $180 per week

if you have to ask though...
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>>24045120
smoke rollups you fucking tool, i'm guessing you're 16 or some shit
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>>24043881
They make you feel like shit desu
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>>24045120
Fucking smokekek. Use a pipe or roll your own.
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>>24045138
hurr durr because 16 year olds can afford a $180 p/w habbit along with a good life style,
and no, I am not some white trash poverty smoker
Plus it is messy and they taste like shit

I don't smoke to save money, I smoke because I like it
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>>24043881
>Look cool

BUT ONLY IF YOU SMOKE PARLIAMENT!!!!
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>>24045333
AJJ trips confirm.you gotta smoke parliaments
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>>24043938
People hate it when someone tags along on a smoke break. That is your time to contemplate how stupid your fucking job is over a cigarette.
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>costs money

why don't you faggots just tax dodge and buy cigs from overseas?
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>>24045487
I have no idea how. NZ here, do tell
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>>24043881
>die quicker
There are better ways
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>>24045120
What the fuck do you buy? How much are packs? Here that would mean that you're smoking like 5 packs a day
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>>24045424
>>24045333
I like you guys a lot
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WHY HAVEN'T YOU SWITCHED TO SWEDISH SNUS YET?

>98% safer than cigarettes
>safer than dip
>no spitting, no one can tell when you have a portion in your mouth, have done it in class many times
>nicotine absorbed slowly, no roller-coaster up and downs
>doesn't effect your breath once the portion is out of your mouth, unlike with smoking where your mouth will smell like ash, or dip where your mouth will get all nasty and cancer filled
>pasteurized, about the same amount of carcinogens as a cup of coffee so you will practically never get cancer

This is the best way to stop smoking. Or, if you want to get into nicatine, skip the ciggaretes and start using Swedish snus. Not American snus which is garbage. General is the most common swedish snus in the US, you can find one in at least one gas station near you. Check their website for locations.
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>>24045594
pack and a half a day plus the weekends
is normally two packs a day.

>$22.50 for a pack of cowboy killers
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>>24045609
forgot picture of snus
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>>24045636
>$22.50 for a pack
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>>24045672
they are going up to $25 come the new year
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>>24045709
where do you live?
mutet forever because the robut doesnt like questions
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>>24044233
this. once my heart rate increases it triggers the anxiety. the only way i can smoke is if im drinking beer, it slows the heart rate and cancels it out
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>>24045745
New Zealand (middle earth)
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You will need to shit constantly
Your breath will smell terrible no matter how much you brush
You'll start to feel pains/numbness in your extremities
You won't be able to walk across the street without getting winded
You'll wake up short of breath or with chest pains or both
Try to quit and you'll be coughing up yellow shit uncontrollably.
Literal nignogs will harass you for cigs all the time.

Not worth it.

>>24045709
>Pack of cigs is usually 5 bucks where I live
>Take a trip to New York
>Pack of shitty stuff is 12 dollars
>Almost have a heart attack

25 dollars for a pack... No. Just no.
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>>24045672
>Jarrett Courtney reaction pic
Mah nigga
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>>24045845
>nignogs scab your cigs

This is the truth, if you can't say no to people, smoking gets a lot more expensve
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>>24045813
yeee
>>24045845
where i live in nyc i get a bag of american spirit for 12. you just gotta know where to look
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>>24043881
Pro:
It will help curb your appetite.
Something to consider if being fatasfatass is an issue.
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I don't even care about the nicotine anymore. smoking is an oral fixation that gives me something to do with myself when I'm anxious or bored (all the time). I could probably quit cold turkey if it was just the nicotine.

Also it goes amazingly with food and alcohol.
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Smoking feels so fucking good after special events
Like after I eat a meal at a restaurant with friends I pop outside for a smoke, it feels fulfilling.
Or after a nice long ride on my motorcycle

or after sex which is never

its nice sometimes, I couldnt smoke everyday. I cant believe the amount some people smoke too but its an addiction.
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don't start

smoking is one of those things that you can't take back. i love smoking cigarettes but between the physical damage and the monetary drain it's just a shit-tier habit. no one will judge you for NOT being a smoker, but some people will have a problem with you being a smoker. also, it is just inconvenient to always have to step outside to smoke.

just stay a non-smoker. it's like being an alcoholic. you can quit smoking but you'll always be a recovering smoker
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>what are the cons?

You literally smell like shit and niggers will come at you asking to put their mouth on your fucking cigarettes

I smoked one time and a nigger asked me if he could have a puff. It was almost done so I gave it to him and never looked back. I got a whiff of my hands and almost fucking puked.
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>>24043917
Bull shit nicotine is an antidepressant
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>>24043881
Nah m8, I quit almost a year ago. Ain't worth it.
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>>24045470
You know my feel bruh
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>>24045813
>tfw live in the land of the free
>tfw pack of cowboy killers is $6 sometimes $5.50 because half the packs have a coupon
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>>24043938
>army
>quit smoking a year ago
>still go outside with smokers unless it's extremely cold out

The smokers are the cool people, I just got sick of smoking though
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>>24043881
Had my first cigarette the other day and it instantly put me on cloud 9.
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>>24045293
How does smoking rollies make you white trash, most white trash I know only smoke Marlboro reds. Smoking itself is messy you smell like shit and if you're lazy to not go to a trash can every time you can litter up your place with butts
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pros:
> Nicotine will keep you chill and calm
> tastes good
> smells good
> makes you look badass

cons:
> costs money
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>>24045487
I wanted to buy cigs online but I've read a lot the sites are sketchy. Do you have a site you use to buy them because that'd help with how much I spend
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> all these expansive packs
Jokes on you. Here most of the usual brands (malboro, lucky, black, free, etc) are $1,80 per pack. A somewhat fancy cigarret can get up to five dolars most.
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If you haven't picked it up by now, don't. Get a $30 entry level vape with synthetic nicotine if you want a nicotine buzz from a drag. It's way easier on your lungs.
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Cons:

You look like a faggot and you're a massive tool

>inhaling the flammable jew
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I love smoking. It's fun and feels good. Plus the coughs and feeling of slowly killing yourself is satisfying. The only real con is girls hate it but lol like I have a chance with them anyway
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>>24043881
is there a "safe" way to get the nicotine high that doesn't taste like a dog took a shit in your mouth?
how the fuck can people smoke cigs and put that snus shit in their mouths.
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>>24047336
Just buy a Blu starter kit (cherry flavor)
>pros:
cheap
Each one lasts as long as an entire pack of normal cigs
Tastes good
Smells good
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>that saturday morning cappuccino and cigarette watching qts jog by the lake
>that cigarette after a big meal
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>>24047396
>smoking cherry flavored vapor
just go drink a soda you pussy
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Who /aussie/ here

$27 for a pack of 25 cigs, whatchu know about it
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6 bucks for a pack of unfiltered luckies

/smug/
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>>24047305
I see this was written before the advent of the ashtray.
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Sounds like you'd have a better time smoking weed 2bh.
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I hope you all take up smoking.

It makes you look cool and die faster, which is a big plus for the rest of humanity.
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you guys are all fucking retarded. if you are gonna smoke, smoke cigars. Taste a fuck ton better if you dont have a pleb palate and you dont inhale it so it is not as bad for your health. There are a fuck ton of cigars to try so you will never be bored.
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>>24048987
I know this is probably an edgy, nihilistic thing to say but dying a few years younger sounds alright to me

Visited my grandmother a couple of times recently in her aged care home. Fucking depressing, people shuffling around silently, waiting to die

If I could choose I'd want to die suddenly in some sort of accident in my early 60s.
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>>24047271
>army
>quitting smoking
Nigga that's how I started. And dip.
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>>24049109
Smoking only makes you go into that helpless state quicker, but getting there younger might mean it takes longer.
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>>24044266

THESE XxX's MEAN I CANNOT LEAVE THE VENUE AND COME BACK IN AFTER 10:00. THESE X's MEAN SOMETHING TO ME.
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The creators and majority of participants of this thread and threads like this (e.g why don't you own a motorcycle) are people hired by commercial producers of whatever it is they are trying to sell.

stop getting jewed
please
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>>24043881
noooooooooooooooooo
instant turn off
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>>24043881
>tobacco
>psychoactive
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>>24045636
>22.50 for a pack. fuck the robot
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>>24043881
>>Look cool

It only looks cool in movies. In real life, its looks shit.
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>>24049274
lol you seriously think the vast majority of people posting on a board full of suicidal people about a habit that is known to kill you are "corporate shills"?
nah bruh im just depressed and smoking tastes good/is fun. if i was shilling i wouldnt straight up admit its killing me
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>>24043928
>>24044021
>>24044056
>>24044609
>>24045120
>>24045293
>>24045636
>>24047467
Corporate kucks who don't know you can buy cigarettes online
https://www.dutyfree.io/
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>2015
>not smoking glorious e-cigarettes instead of analogs

seriously, people
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>>24049655
Is that legal?
Whys it using bitcon
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>>24049724
>calling cigarettes analogs

You must be embarrassing to be around
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>>24043881
>cons
money
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>>24049792
>not calling them stinkies or analogs
vape virgin detected
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>>24049782
Id imagine its all bought in foreign airports or countries with barely any tax on cigarettes. Cigarettes themselves aren't expensive, its just all the fucking tax that is supposed to dissuade people from buying.
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>>24049724
>mouth fedoras

bait
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>>24049782
https://www.dutyfree.io/questions/
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>>24047274
>This is wrong.
No it didn't.
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>>24047324
Ciggiesworld.com ordered from them twice both went well they're cigs don't have fsc labels on em so that a plus too, also they have kreteks!

only downside is the expensive shippin
still beats a carton of premos in ny tho
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also you'll lose your appetite a lot of the time and therefore lose some weight you fat shit
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>>24049655
This is fucking awesome anon I've been trying to find a decent place to order cartons online.

Saved a poor bastard his wallet but not his lungs!
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>>24049873
>cigarettes stinkier than vapes
motherfucker, every vape flavor i have ever smelled is the most pungent, disgusting thing.
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>>24045609
cus its fuggin nasty
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>>24043917
this, smoking for some reason skyrockets my anxiety. i only do it when i'm drunk, then i enjoy it.
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>>24050150
No problem man, enjoy.
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>>24043938
>during highschool
>know some qts who smoked
>never smoked myself cause asthma
>still tagged along when they went on smoke breaks
>got to hang with qts most days
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>>24049655
Literally saved so much money by using this website
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