Bravo, wagekek!
You've made it through yet another honest day's work!
Alas, it was all in vain. For you must once again rise in the morning and resume the daily grind.
But do not fret! The WeekEnd is just around the corner.
Until then, tick tock.
>>24041099
How is pepe holding all this shit?
Floating gameboy. floating sub. floating cell phone.
>tfw work 8 hours tomorrow
>>24041133
poor wagecukc. too tired and and busy to learn how to unlock the power of telekinesis
>Being proud of the manchild life that you live.
Top kuk funni maymay blanket frog
>Not working on a guaranteed extra board
I get the best of both worlds.
neet for at least the next couple months. Couldn't do anything productive today because neighbor is running ceiling fan, and I have a long list of productive tasks.
>>24041257
>tfw work 8.5 hours tomorrow
I still have two hours to go and I work 5 overtime hours on Saturday.
Kill me.
>>24041099
i remember getting a gameboy advance on christmas day with mario kart. those were comfy times.
>>24041257
what jab?
> there are people that do jobs they hate
Wageslave is a dumb meme. The point of life is to do work that fulfills you
>>24041596
>mario kart
>not mario cancer
>>24041099
Stop posting these right when I get home you fucker.
I do not want to be a wageslave anymore :(
Everyday is just soul crushing
>>24041099
I'm torn between feeling sorry for you and laughing at you for being so pathetic.
I'm sorry for you, really.
I mean it.
No, I mean it.
>>24041723
same t.b.h.
>>24041668
most people aren't fulfilled by their work
can provide source if you want
no
>another day, another dollar
?
ah well. i like seeing these threads and the responses they get. its actually good that we have a discussion on whether or not we should work for a living
>Work 10 hrs tomarrow
Meh it's fine I like what I do, pay is really good.
Cashing in a week of paid vacation and doing shit all next week.
The money I make doing what I like is going to pay for a nice vacation in Dec I'm suprizing my bf with.
I'll keep pulling wage kek I like what I get out of it.
>>24041842
"another day another dollar" is the morning thread
"tick tock" is when you're at home and counting the hours until you have to go back
>>24041932
i thought it was both, ive seen them both on the morning and evening threads
but that makes more sense if im being honest family
Wagekeking gets me out of bed and moving. Six hour shifts in a yard keep my muscles shaped and when I get home there is already motion to put into my art.
Painting, origami and collage. With a manly edge. But you wouldn't know the value of sweat or the longing gaze of a girl before your easel would you Neetkek?
All that time in your head, all that sloth. You aren't pathetic, what you crave is.
>>24041668
Less than 1% of people have a job that fulfills them
Its hard to get going in that direction
>>24041955
yeah they're interchangeable but that's the standard outline
>>24042034
i see. i actually enjoy the formula posts, or at least this one and britfeel. no bf and monkeychan get on my nerves
>>24041956
What's pathetic is how your a worker drone
What kind of human enjoys menial repetitive tasks, you probably descend from some peasant farmers or servants
Where was this thread this morning. I just got done getting ultra cuked being pressured to work 14 hour shift. Hands were shaking and body aching. And there was no thread for me to read and cry. You let me down
I have Fridays off frogman
Can i get a wew, mr Wewnonymous?
>tfw mom and dad made me feel like shit at dinner again tonight
tomorrow I'll change boys, tomorrow my neet life changes I swear...
>>24042283
Well then you better make the most of them wagekek!
>>24042588
No tomorrow you fuck. Write your resume, polish your cover, get on monster and indeed print a bunch of copies off. Tomorrow you bomb 70 resumes out and find a job.
This isn't hard.
>>24041257
stay sad wagekek!
>>24041099
Don't you get bored? I mean, what do you do all day?
8 hours of being in an office hanging out with people with similar interests. While earning independence and becoming rich. How is that a bad thing?
>>24043563
Because it's miserable work you do for someone else.
>>24042657
>this isnt hard
Doing all of this doesn't guarantee shit. especially when there is 60+ applicants all clamoring for the same opening
>>24042657
>resume
I have literally nothing to put on one.
>>24041596
I'll never experience those same feelings again. I got Mario Kart and Warioland 4 along with a GBA
FUCK
WEW WEW LADS YOU KNOW IT
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WEW ME UP INSIDE
[SPOILER]CANT WEW UP[/SPOILER]
WEW WEWWWWWW
WEWWW AND WEW LADS WEWWWW WEW W E W L A D S WEWEEW
WEWWWWW WEW WEWWWE W WEW WEW LADS
WEW AH AH AH AH
WHATCHAGONNADO
WHEN
WEWWWWWAMANIA
WEWS WILD ON YOUUUUU
>>24043910
>>24043945
>>24043971
>>24043995
>>24044019
WEW WEW WEW WEWI missed you.
WWEW L A D D I E S
WEW JUST WEW MY WEW UP WEW ME WEW YOU WEWTWO I WEW YOU
>>24044108
tiptopkek
Im in the middle of making one too with all the 'im a neet im so unhappy what do i do with my life' and 'my mom is kicking me out what do i do' and 'im a neet someone give me a reason not to shoot myself' threads
WEW LADS ITS ALL WEWS
>>24041099
>in vain
>get paid
>>24041668
Yeah because finding jobs we love that also pays bills is /so/ easy. I'd be a touring musician with mad bank right now if that were the case.
AND NOW WE SIT BACK WEWTH SOME POPCORN AS THE DAMAGE CONTROL FROM TRIGGERED NEETURCHINS COMES ROLLING IN LIKE THUNDER
THEY SURE ARE SENSITIVE! WEW LADS!
AS THEY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES AGAIN WITH THE DESPERATION IN THEIR REPLIES, OR SIMPLY JUST LET THE THREAD WASTE AWAY JUST LIKE THEIR LIVES; REMEMBER! THEIR PARENTS AND CASE WORKERS CAN CUT THEM OFF AT LITERALLY ANY TIME!
LET ME GET A WEW FROM MY WAGEGODS AS I GO AHEAD AND HIDE THIS THREAD, KNOWING I OBJECTIVELY WIN.... AGAIN!
WEWWWW
>tfw off Fri-Sun
>and Wed
>AND next Fri-Mon
Then there's Thanksgiving, if I don't get my PAID terminal leave...
>implying I don't get $20000 a month for my autism bux
>>24043713
> it won't work
> I know because I haven't tried
thanks for posting OP stay NEETmode stay comfy ah must suck to be wagekuk see you all in real nigga hours stay comfy
>>24044317
That was a rather enjoyably collage of photos Mr. Wewnonymous.
Good thread.
>>24044355
you dont get 240000$ a year from whatever autism bux are
>>24044517
why do stupid niggers keeping putting the dollar sign after the digits. im seeing this dumb shit more and more over the last year or so, what the fuck is going on
>>24043713
>>24043724
Well you're not going to get that job by sitting on your ass are you? Get the fuck out there.
Don't have work experince? List your qualifications in great detail. Can you input data at retarded speeds, have amazing memory, whatever. 1pg, 10pt font minimum.
Don't have qualifications? Temp work. Yeah you're pushing brooms and doing bitch shit but its experience. Experience you didn't get when you were young. There's an outfit in my town that pays daily. Show up at 7AM, onsite by 8, done at 5. Indians and degenerates can get in, surely your neet ass can push a broom.
Sure I've worked since I was 16, nothing glanouous either. But when I hit the ground I find jobs. Have not been unemployed for more then 21hours in the past year between 5 jobs.
Fuck you, you lazy piece of shit. Are you better then a Listerine drinking Indian?
>>24045082
>pushing brooms
>playing Duel Academy
>shut off my game everytime I was going to lose
>started to realize that the game tried to set up losses to get you boned over
Those sneaky jews, still if you kept shutting it off you could beat the game with 100% duel wins
>>24041099
>tfw working three 12 hour security shifts over the next 3 days
>le wagekek maymay
get a fucking job retards
>>24041668
>he believes the "do what you love!" meme
>>24046167
Its the greatest troll ever created, and this generation bought it hook line and sinker
>>24046166
I laughed more than I should haved imaging the pic actually saying that.
I always laugh at these wage c u c k posts coming from fags who cant get a job due to their social retardation and necessity of living with their parents (due to the aforementioned social problems). Seriously just get a life and accept people can do stuff you cant.
>>24041099
I just made the basketball team at my local highschool and will be smashing Stacies pretty much non stop for the next few months. Just sharing this.
>>24046432
good job bro. not even kidding
>mfw 10 hour shift tomorrow because scumbag in my department called in sick
>mfw my job consists entirely of heavy lifting
>mfw ten hours of lifting heavy things tomorrow for 15 dollars an hour
>>24046530
I worked a security shift on halloween for 14 hours, even just standing for that long fucking sucks, labors gotta be even worse. Just gotta think about the money I guess
>>24043563
>Don't you get bored? I mean, what do you do all day?
Spoken like a true non human wageslave
>If there's no menial repetitive task to do what am i supposed to do with myself? I don't have hobbies, interests or a brain
any wagekeks here electricians? I'm thinking of becoming one.
>>24043651
>miserable work you do for someone else
I do it for me. You know, so I have money and independence and social capital.
And it's not miserable. Miserable is sitting around at home being bored.
>Maximum disability payments are $1,024 per month In the United States
>$1,024
>Plus food stamps, Utility help, food pantries, charity ect
Is such a meager amount truly worth it? Do neets do anything to garner their own income in addition to this?
>tfw got laid off in the summer
>enjoyed 4 months of unemployment
>tfw just became a wagekek again
>had my first shift today
>only 5 hours and it was tiring as fuck
>tfw have to work at 6am to 2pm tomorrow
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>24046798
What hobbies and interests do you have? List the things you do for 16 hours a day.
What's your alternative to work? What's your philosophy? Everyone should just sit around and do nothing? We should just not collect water and prepare food? We shouldn't develop websites or develop games or maintain the infrastructure of the internet?
Do you think you cheat the system by not contributing? You can be a parasite, sure. But you'll never independence or power over anything.
Accidentally sneeze within 10 feet of a black person or a woman. Then you'll get sued for all your money. And you'll have nothing to survive on. Then what?
Fuck I am so happy to be a neet now. I remember working while daring myself to check the clock. Fuck that shit never again shit
>be wageslave doing computer work
>work maybe 2 hours out of my 8 hour shift
>get paid to shitpost the other 6
checkmate, neets
I'm tired of this shit being posted every goddamn day
Can you neets even afford a golden toilet seat or make your estate desireable enough for a female to want to legally become entitled to half of it???
You probably sit around all day doing the things you like instead of contributing to society! Ha
>>24046167
>have a passion
>went to school for it
>currently at a job where I can grow said passion
You're just stupid I'm sure, go to college idiot.
>tfw 6 hours of school then 6 hours of wagekeking tomorrow
>8 hours a day on weekends wagekeking
At least I have a nice computer, don't live check to check, have a car, and have a fully furnished nice apartment. It's worth working for and if you don't think so, you obviously arenot mentally an adult yet
>>24041355
Hold up what? Are ceiling fans your true nemesis?
>>24041596
>new vidya on Christmas morning
Thanks for reminding me of the happiest, comfiest feel I'll never experience again
>>24049208
what's the point of having a nice place if you're out for 8- 12 hours everyday, Why not just get a shitty place and save money? Since all you're doing is sleeping there
>>24049245
can confirm this is a good idea from my old wagekek days
ahh it feels good to be a neet
>>24049245
fuckin domed
>>24049245
I pay 1150 for a two bedroom, and have a roomate so it's 575 each.
If I lived in the ghetto it would be maybe 950 for a two bedroom, so I'm not spending that much more. It's worth it not to be stabbed by dirty needles over change.
Also I would rather be proud of the things I own and accomplish through work than lazy and useless.
>>24041099
i was actually off today but i have to work at 8 am friday and its 1215 am friday now, faded as fuck off weed and vodka 75%chance ill feel like shit when i wake up but oh well. I also probably tore my earlobe
stretching from a 2 to a 0g =/ this life is something else
>>24044317
You sound angry.
How do you neets do it?
Do you still live leeching off your parents as a parasite? Or do you have sufficient mental retardation to collect money from the government?
>Gonna fail out of grad school because I fucking hate it and don't want to do what I'm studying anymore. Lost all motivation for it.
>Just want some boring job making enough money to live in an apartment with internet and stop leeching off my parents.
It's all I want. I just want a little hole in the wall to be alone in and not be a burden on anyone.
Last day at work, then I'm off to a luxurious vacation for 2 weeks. Neetkeks will never know this feel because they have no money to travel.
>>24041099
Thismakes wagekeks mad.
Bravo NEETkek.
Yet another day of lazying around and shitposting on /r9k/
>>24050794
Don't forget that he doed it for free.
>>24050812
>does it for free
>wastes time for free
Yeah man, great argument
>>24050794
>engieerning
>challening
Back to middle school NEETkek
>>24044317
>>24044248
>>24044108
>>24044077
>>24044019
>>24043995
>>24043971
>>24043945
>>24043910
>someone was actually angry enough to do all this
>he went to all the trouble to make these images and type out the posts
>he thinks throwing a gigantic tantrum is going to elicit any response that isn't laughter
>he thinks that preemptively screaming "INCOMING DAMAGE CONTROL" after taking an enormous babydump in his pants lends any credence to his buttblasted arguments
>>24050794
>blue collar not on the chart
based retard
>>24051000
This. Also wagekek jobs like fast-food, retail, etc aren't included in it either.
>>24050969
i don't think there's any room for this kind of posturing given the extremely consistent reposting of "wagekek" threads. can't look down on someone else for putting in effort after putting in a lot of effort yourself.
>>24042657
This is why you don't have a job
Employers can tell when you shotgun that shit. I tailor my resumes and cover letters. Then I use my robot lying skills and blow away the interview. I was cleaning hangars for $14/hr, even though it was mostly shitposting I didn't like how dirty the air was. I'd come home and you'd think I had been working or something. I quit, was master race for a few months until I ran low on money. Now I do psych ward. It's chill and I come home smelling congruent with the work I did. 70% the pay, but clean, just as much fuck off time, and it's 12 hour shifts so much better hours. 8 to 4 is hell. What kind of sick thinks up 8 hour shifts.
>joined the military because it was either get kicked out after high school or find a job (I couldn't even get a minimum wage job)
>5 years later
>hate every single day
>hate everyone I work with
>hair is thinned to the point of no return
>wake up wanting to just lay in bed
How do I achieve the next life?
>>24047057
You realize that puts them in the top 25% of earners right? That is a shit load of money. I'd do it if I could but I wage kek. Free time and happiness is way better than money. No amount of money is worth giving up 8+ hours every week. Being richer than every 3 in 4 people without lifting a finger is the perfect lifestyle realized.
What the fuck do you even need more for? You can do any hobby, I like homebrew but that kind of dosh you could buy a 12 pack of craft and a handle of wild turkey 101 every week and still have plenty leftover. Add benadryl, unison, and robitussin or delsym for days you don't want to drink and you can constantly happy. The dxm is pricey but keeping it to every 14 days or so keeps it special. Dxm is really the only special part. Dph and doxylamine are alcohol synergists. It feels amazing. I can't remember last time I drank alone that I didn't down a bunch of my little pink and blue pills. How benadryl can be so powerful yet so cheap I'll never understand. Dph is olev.
>>24051219
Sure I could live like a poorfag neet but why would I want to? I like luxurious vacations, good food, sex too much to give them up.
>>24041257
>tfw have to work 10 hours tomorrow
>>24046167
>Literally 99% of people born after the 1970s.
>>24051251
So go on luxurious vacations, eat good food, and have sex while neet. If anything it becomes easier. I've found the best food is usually cheapest. Whole foods, spices, herbs, it's the processed shit that is expensive. Sex is just a tinder, Netflix prescription, and maybe a box of the 'fancy' box wine. This isn't the 90s anymore. They have vintage and award winners. Probably appellate too but old world wines tend to be pretty shit except for a for Spanish and Italians. Maybe German if you like dessert wine. Luxurious vacation? That's the best part. Instead of having to plan a big deal for just two or three weeks off you can live there year round. Phillipines, Costa Rica, Thailand, all great places. I can't think of others since I like nice pretty places. I guess if you idea of vacation is like new York city and Paris or other shit holes it's hard. Why not just piss on the floor for a couple weeks and find a dissonant sounds collection to play on loop, then just hit yourself with a chain to simulate gang violence. Then you've got the new York, Paris, timbuktu, Beijing, Stockholm, etc experience all at once. Maybe you could throw away your wallet and phone for added realism.
>>24050794
>engieering
>challening
>prehaps
>lanket
Typical wageslave-tier spelling.
He probably typed it out really fast because he had to get back to slaving.
>>24047057
>>24051219
Key word "maximum." You're probably not getting that if you can still walk around, I'd imagine the top margin is reserved for the bedridden.
Fear not, NEETkuk! You've already had your shits and giggles by shitposting and validating yourself, but here I am, yet another day, to bring you back to the sad and inescapable reality with this daily reminder of your inferiority!
>Called to work 30 minutes ago.
>Need to leave my house in about 30 minutes to get there
>Need to pack a bag because I'm going out of town for it.
Once you learn to work on call 24/7, you can handle anything.
>tfw I work 12 hours tomorrow
>>24051408
It beats doing what you hate. I like being neet so I chose nursing. Stupid high pay, so I retire early once I'm set to draw about $1500/mo. I just need 450k to be set for life living on interest alone forever and never touching the capital. That's like 3 years of travel nursing if I save my ass off. 5 or 6 if I take it easy. I could let it grow and just work two days a month per diem for my 1k too. Do that for 1 years and I can live on 3k/mo as neet. Literally more than is possible to even spend in a week. Especially if I still have my qt retard gf who pays half the rent and groceries. Actually if I keep the gf I could retire for life on 300k.who knows, I'll play it by ear. It's fun seeing the blood and guts. How many other robots get to hold a still beating human heart in their hands and not wake up in jail the next day?
>>24051523
>I chose nursing
Well then it doesn't apply to you because nursing is actually a real thing.
Doing what you love is only bad if you're going to major in something stupid like art, journalism or music which is what most people do.
Post a pic of your retard gf. Is your relationship even legal?
>wagekeks and neetkeks at each other's throats
>no one remembers the unikek has the worst of both worlds and is too dumb and deluded to realize that
>>24051041
I'm not the guy who makes them. Even if I was, it takes much less effort to copypaste one thread a day than to create multiple images and then post 10 times in succession with significant amounts of text. And even if he did go to the same effort as you, your screaming, impotent rage and desperate attempts at mockery are still much more pathetic.
>>24051601
>his standard for "pathetic" is set on an image board
>it's the only thing he has in his life
>>24051446
Most get $750, that's still a decent chunk of change when you have no rent, utilities, food, or health costs. What counts as disability is a joke. The workers don't care either. If giving you more money gets them back on Facebook faster then they'll do whatever to shut you up.
>>24051583
This. Literally paying money to do a fuckload of work, most of which is completely irrelevant and useless.
>>24041099
I cant be the only person satisfied with being a wageslave? I swear the year after I graduated high school and took a year long hiatus was completely boring.
>>24051707
You actually get paid to uni. It's pathetically small, but a stipend all the same. Even if it seems irrelevant it's cool as fuck to have your name on a paper, even if it's way down the list. How do you even knew if it's irrelevant anyway? Lasers was some useless time waste that would never go anywhere. Now you use them every day multiple times a day. They changed the face of the world and in a very short time frame. If we can ever get away from silicon I bet we'd see a revival in computer stuff. And quantum computing could be useful someday.
>>24051420
>neetkek thinking what he has qualifies as good food and nice vacations
>>24051771
>You actually get paid to uni
Only on very specific circumstances where I live. And even then, that's basically just covering the tuition.
>>24051771
>>24051727
Nigga WAT.
I'm American, so I don't get paid to uni. I pay out the ass for this bullshit.
>How do you even know if it's irrelevant anyway?
General education programs are standard in American colleges and the classes in them are high school tier classes that do not help you in the slightest. They only exist to force students to fill 4 years worth of credits so we have to pay more money to the school.
>>24051727
It wasn't boring. You were boring. No more proof needed than you being so utterly incapable of thought or agency you were bored for a year until you had someone to hold your hand and make you do boring stuff.
I would have watched anime, played vidya, ran, read, drank, drugged, and more. Unless your job is being neet I don't see work could be less boring
>>24051815
wewwww this is true wew wew weww
>work part time
>don't earn enough to be taxed
>neets don't get any of my money
suppose I'll spend my free time making some delicious treats
>>24051634
>makes fun of someone for finding something on an imageboard pathetic
>then tries to laugh at them
Do you actually have brain damage?
>>24051938
>gets offended enough to reply
it's okay you'll find a purpose one day. I know you're easily triggered and depressed that 4chan is objectively all you have. I know you're lonely. It's OK, some people are meant to be judged by everyone the second they go outside. You do know that happens to you right wewwwww
>>24051893
>work full time
>make enough to be taxed
>no concept of neetbux in my country
Feels good living in a third-world country, where even a little money gets you top-tier societal benefits.
>>24051982
>make fun of someone for replying
>reply
You have some real issues with the whole "self-awareness" thing, huh?
>>24052012
haha you just keep getting MORE triggered! 4chan is all you have!
>>24051773
Have you ever had good food? My tastes are simple. I like beer and wine paired with steak, taters, roast vegetables, and a simple dessert like berries and cream or a vanilla malt. You can't make whipped cream without enjoying your isi though. That's the real reason I like it. If I want it easy I get brats and do brats and kraut in beer on homemade rolls with beer to drink. Tortellini or manicotti is fun too. I don't make fancy pastubes though. Roll out a sheet, cut, fill, and roll. Hamburger is always a classic too. Get a sirloin roast, grind, and enjoy it cooked medium rare with all the fixings. I make the best fries too. The trick is to blanch and freeze before frying, and use the fluffy jew salt. Sometimes I mix a bit of cayenne, paprika, and other fun shit. Any food I want I can eat. Fuck foie gras. Pate for Bahn MI is as weird as I'll go. I tried cow tongue but it's kind of a pain and not worth the trouble. No better than skirt desu.
>>24041099
>jobless neet cant qualify into any rewarding work
>hopelessly lazy/isolated
>'WAGEKEKS.'
FOX&GRAPES
WEW LAD
>>24052140
You ArE A ComPlete FucKINg RetARd, yOu MIserABLe shIT.
Also, check these dubs ;)
>>24052140
>he has a job
>he has a limited amount of free time
>he chooses to spend it throwing tantrums and pretending the other person is mad over and over until he "wins"
I was kidding about the brain damage thing earlier, but you may seriously want to get yourself checked out. You much more to lose by continuing this than I do, since your free time is so spare, but you still keep going on. And I have to say, if you actually do have a job, it must be a fucking awful one if they're willing to hire someone with as many issues as you. Enjoy the rest of your night my friend, clearly you need the rest more than I do.
>>24052324
wew forgot the statistics! wagelords live longer and have thousands of more hours of free time spent happy and fulfilled compared to lonely neets begging in vocaroo threads wewwwww
i know it's hard to notice when you're as sad and upset and triggered as you are
like a nigger lmao
>>24046530
I know those feels exactly. Just pack a BIG fucking to-go container of delicious foods and eat it like the substrate it is. MY favorite thing to do is mix a shit ton of fruits in some oatmeal and cover that shit in cinnamon (and optional brown sugar). Keeps you flying all day. Drink coffee, too, my man.
Shitposting from work and getting paid for it.
