What do you think your future wife is doing right now?
>if you plan on ever getting married
>if you believe all women aren't shit
>>24434759
same as what i'm doing right now obviously
playing melee with friends :)
divorcing her current husband
>give up on all whores
>meet a cute girl and keep her around as eye candy, know better than to become orbiter
>begin to enjoy her personality
>begin to develop feels
>heart breaks when it turns out she's a whore
Killing myself to avoid this vicious cycle desu senpai
Who /chappedlips/ here?
Why the fuck can't humans evolve to get rid of this shit. Do I really need to go out and buy fucking chapstick for $4.99.
>>24434641
Lick your lips, faggot. I've never had chapped lips in my life. Is this some sort of genetic mutation?
Maybe it wouldn't be a problem if you didn't keep sucking dicks
The issue is you are dehydrated, humans already evolved out of lizard/fish skin.
ITT: People you instantly judge, look down upon, feel you are superior to, etc. I will begin.
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>Anybody who dresses with "swag" instead of class
>Anybody who did not finish High School.
>Anybody who did not get honor grades in High School.
>Anybody who did not take a Psychology class in High School.
>Anybody who did not go to University for at least four years.
>Anybody who...
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>>24434630
>>Anybody who dresses with "swag" instead of class
Stopped reading, go back to the facebook comment section.
>>24434630
well, at least you tried, friend. have a sympathy (you) because nobody cares.
>>24434630
A robot who thinks he's better than other people. Go figure.
Oh my god, please rip open my butthole daddy
ok slut, get ready cause it's gonna be rough
>daddy
that stuff is really the worst
>>24434668
aww daddy, don't be such a dweeb!!
just ravage my boypussy :DD
"Excellent choice sir! Now will you have the soup or the salad?"
Soup please.
I want both, you fucking ass.
>>24434580
gimme dat >super salad
My girlfriend just told me that she loved me. I made it, /r9k/. I was a kissless virgin just three years ago. I love all of you.
I made it. I finally made it.
>>24434574
See you tomorrow Famcousson
At least do a breakdown of how exactly you went from kissless virgin to tfwgf otherwise this thread is fucking pointless.
>>24434574
I thought I was doomed too. Literally out of the blue the girl I had liked for months kissed me and some two weeks later we fucked. Never lose hope guys, never lose hope.
https://youtu.be/fN6Vzk3TFJY
Well I think this video is proof that filthy frank genuinely hates half of his fanbase
I'm not complaining It's about time the 12-14 year olds knew that they are pure cancer and should fuck off
>>24434529
>Youtube celebrity gaming channel
You don't deserve to live.
>>24434529
what the fuck?
since when did filthy frank resort to doing this normie-tier shit?
>>24434567
>>24434607
This is literally a one of a kind video he was just helping his friend get views
eggman appreciation threadJUST CRACK MY SHIT UP PHAM edition
>>24434525
Dude no one's going to send you money just fuck off already and kill yourself.
>>24434545
>implying i'm eggman
the guy was not even begging for money. we was offering himself to do dubs, or anything on cam in exchange for money.
Honestly I'd suck this guys dick free of charge, and then have him fuck me afterwards.
Why is it allowed that this ridiculous "nerd culture" now goes on deep into supposed adulthood?
Is the whole generation going to shit because of videogames?
>>24434505
Jews, to be perfectly honest with you, family.
>>24434614
Fuck off, Nazi.
>>24434505
BECAUSE THEY MAKE BUCKETS OF MONEY FROM IT YOU FUCK. the nerds who grew up nerding this shit now have sizeable incomes and companies are capitaliznig on it like fuck.
/alcohol/ic saturday who up bros
Drinking?
Sipping?
Fapping?
Watching?
>>24434477
Look at this faggot posting again.
Nobody loves you Blut.
-The D.
damn good
watching "wag the dog"
Got back from a nightwalk. Drunk.
>He fantasized about a secret organization of superhumans contacting him to let him know they'd been watching and want him to join them so they can fight crime from the shadows together
sounds like a lot of work and risk for a comparably small reward.
Hey man this could still happen, Im waiting to be contacted by some aliens desu
I don't have >he imagined writing skills, so bumping for relatable feels. I wish I was old enough to drink...
Do you like to draw /r9k/?
It's better than just self-loathing
I love to draw shame I only draw furry shit and I can't make art friends.
I can't draw
>>24434378
I like to draw really dumb things in mspaint
So /r9k/ who inspires you?
pic related
Aldo is going to put him down, tbqh.
Nobody really tbqh senpai
>>24434344
He won't be champion, pick a better inspiration
ITT: Weird shit that normies do for attention.
>normies pray for Paris and don't understand the irony of praying for the victims of an attack in the name of God
>normies say 'not all muslims' and yet condemn all white Christians for the actions of the KKK and Westboro Baptist Church
>normies think babies are capable of rational or logical thought processes
pic related
>>24434336
I blame the media. For years the media has been indoctrinating the masses to follow their "progressive" leftist ideals.
>normies say 'not all muslims' and yet condemn all white Christians for the actions of the KKK and Westboro Baptist Church
>normies think babies are capable of rational or logical thought processes
They don't.
>>24434336
Except none of what you said is true
Who else is /fat fuck/? here?
>5'6
>150 pounds
just kill me now.
lmao nice maymay, you're little girl-tier. im an inch taller and 215 fag
>>24434208
You want some butter with those rolls? :^)
>>24434208
that feel when so close but so far
>5'7"
>150lbs