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Who /chappedlips/ here?
Why the fuck can't humans evolve to get rid of this shit. Do I really need to go out and buy fucking chapstick for $4.99.
>>24434641
Lick your lips, faggot. I've never had chapped lips in my life. Is this some sort of genetic mutation?
Maybe it wouldn't be a problem if you didn't keep sucking dicks
The issue is you are dehydrated, humans already evolved out of lizard/fish skin.
>>24434709
Just can't stop sucking the dicks though
>>24434700
Licking your lips makes it worse you dullard.
The only time I ever get chapped lips is when they get sunburned. Otherwise they're fine, even with the 25% and below relative humidity that is common where I live.
>>24434641
that is caused by herpes, which is caused by being gay. also, get rid of the cheesy mexican stache.
>>24434756
I just said I've never had it, faggotpussy. How the fuck would I know what helps and what doesn't?
>>24434641
>>24434641
Because you qre stupid enough to pay forma the chap stick, buy one tub of vaseline
>>24434960
>dry skin is caused by herpes
Posts like this are why I come to r9k.
>>24434700
>>24434988
why the fuck would you give advice if you had no clue to begin with
>>24435070
Schadenfreude. Why else?
>>24434641
the other day I was wondering what the fuck people did before petroleum based lip protectant,, did they smear animal fat on their lips? Did they just go around with bleeding, painful lips?
Do lips eventually develop the equivalent of "calluses" if left to chap forever?
>>24434641
Used to get them all the time. Hated this shit.
>>24435106
Yeah, they smeared animal fat on their lips, or beeswax.
Of course, if you're living in the environment you're supposed to and you stay hydrated then your lips won't get chapped anyway, so it wasn't much of a problem back then.
/mulatto/ master race here. I live in Pennsylvania, usually cold and snowy winters and I have never had this problem in my life. Is this worse for black people or white people? I've heard jokes about both, just never really understood it.
>>24435106
people were not such pussies back then
>>24435090
Or you're retarded
>>24434641
I stole a 2pack of berts bees over a year ago and haven't run out since. Quality shit
>>24434641
Burts bees lip balm or lip gloss.
