What do you think your future wife is doing right now?
>if you plan on ever getting married
>if you believe all women aren't shit
>>24434759
same as what i'm doing right now obviously
playing melee with friends :)
divorcing her current husband
>give up on all whores
>meet a cute girl and keep her around as eye candy, know better than to become orbiter
>begin to enjoy her personality
>begin to develop feels
>heart breaks when it turns out she's a whore
Killing myself to avoid this vicious cycle desu senpai
>>24434759
Sucking Chad's dick of course
>>24434759
probably being fucked by a Chad.
I'm of the belief that I will eventually get married. When she's old and past her prime, she will settle down with me for the stability and monetary benefits that I can provide.
It will eat away at my soul to look her in the eyes and imagine all the experiences she had previously lived.
Detective work.
being drawn by a guy in japan
>>24434781
Cute :3
That's not a bad way to spend a night desu
>>24434799
>she's a whore
She's only a whore for Chad. There's a different, anon.
>>24434759
>if you plan on ever getting married
Maybe, but that's forever from now I'm sure. It feels hard to meet women here who I can get along with that are also attracted to me and not dating some other guy.
>if you believe all women aren't shit
Well it's not that all women are shit, it's that none of them are perfect, especially not when young. When you're raised with promises of happily ever after it's a hard pill to swallow. Most guys want a girl like your OP pic who also is perfectly compatible with them. Realistically that may never happen, however if you lower your standards just a bit while simultaneously improving your own attractiveness, you stand a better chance.
I don't think any girl will ever like me but if she exist my guess is that she's holed up in her room on the internet
>>24434864
How is it any different? She'll have been a whore for thousands of Chads.
>>24434759
>future wife
why would you ever marry?
anyway, i can't tell you what the mothers of my future children are doing right now.
>>24434759
My future wife died as a 9 year old girl.
So to answer your question.
Dead.
Too busy being Dead
Dead
>>24434759
She's probably busy not existing
Who do you main? Wish I was playing Melee.
>>24434759
Getting fucked silly by ChadBut seriously, she's probably working on her next cosplay
>>24434840
:3
>>24434931
Fox but I don't really play my main though because most just play casually. I sandbag to keep things fun
>>24434931
I'm a Falco / Captain Falcon main myself
>>24434781
>>24434840
>>24435023
this is a the same fag
At this point I'm 18 and planning on marrying at 45 to a much younger woman- hopefully in elementary school lol tbhq family
>>24434915
;_;
What happened? Story?
>>24435065
original comment fresh
>>24435065
nah family i swer we're two different people.
Would I ever lie to you?
>>24435023
Fox is my favorite opponent. Have fun tonight.
She's not born yet
:^)))))
I like to think she's hanging out with friend's doing goofy shit, but not going out to bars and what have you.
>>24435142
Thanks anon
Hope you have fun too
>>24434759
She probably still thinks she's straight and hasn't coverted to the lesbian master race yet.
>>24434759
Probably getting fucked by her bf, while I sit in my room sad and alone.
this prb
>>24435230
>while I sit in my room sad and alone.
The only way to win is to go out yourself and get some too.
>>24434799
same here brother
Happens twice a year usually
Probably lying in her grave or being non-exisant
Thinking about me, watching from a distance
>>24435294
thanks i'll get right on that
If you're a man then you shouldn't be getting married.
>>24435315
Really both of those are the same.
>>24434759
Getting stretched out by some fucktard who is inferior to me in every aspect.
She's working.
>>24434977
So Chad can fuck her in it
Screw marriage, I'm honestly debating fucking more escorts to make up for the fact that she might've already slept with 100's of guys
figuring out how and why to be confident in herself and realizing what she really wants in a man so when I meet her she'll know it's me ;;)))
Thinking of killing herself
>>24435095
>Barks externally
Fucking 16 seconds. Nigga is you cray cray
She's just now being born.
>>24435636
This numerology thing is pissing me off
In all seriousness she's probably doing crazy shit while I waste away
Reality feels like a lie
>>24434796
>you actually believe this
anon, i...
>>24434759
Fucking some guy or who knows, since all women are whores nowadays
>>24434759
Gestating.
>>24435450
If he's so inferior, why is he fucking her instead of you?
>>24434799
Are all women whores? I am in pain.
taking hormones
Hopefully studying
My once and future wife is currently sleeping. She sleeps a lot. She always complains I'm not cuddling her to sleep and cuddling her awake, but she sleeps like 9 hours a day, I can't do both.
>>24434781
>Melee
fucking nostalgiafag
>>24435341
Katya is a lesbian though.
probably living her life, because I'm too much of a faggot to get out and meet her
>>24434759
well its 10:30 on a saturday night, i would reckon she is at a club with her friends getting shitfaced
>>24437262
>to get out and meet her
At least you're one of the few people in this thread who sees the bigger picture.
Anyone else used to wonder this shit unironically as a kid?
Pic related, what I wish I could do to my past self
>>24434781
>4f6c34af
come at me
Sucking some other guys dick
All these broasties saying "Sucking dick" are hypocrites, desu. You guys are all jerking off to trap porn and peeing in soda bottles, so I ask - what's more degenerate? Your virgin oneitis is probably married to Chad Thundercock, just a friendly, loving, and faithful version.
>>24434759
Doing some college work, I guess. Or doing things I don't want to think about with her new boyfriend.
I've become convinced that I have already met my future wife and drove her away. I have no desire to ever date or be in a relationship with anybody else. I'm normally against marriage and all that but I'd probably do it all for her just so she'd be happy. Sounds like a total keck move, I know. But she made me feel better about myself than anyone else ever did before.
Crazy world, anons. Crazy, crazy world.
>>24434759
but anon, i want a husband
I don't know if I would even want a relationships with someone. You'd have to put so much effort into learning how they work and we'll probably end up just realizing that they're shit anyway. Better to just hit it and quit it. Leave marriage to the beta white knights.
>>24434759
sucking chad dick
>>24434838
she sounds hot
>>24434875
>it's that none of them are perfect
>implying men are perfect themselves
get real, nigga. everyone has flaws.
Probably on netflix
like I have very little doubt on this one.
>>24435244
What a shitty slut
Using teeth tsk tsk
>>24438917
I don't disagree with this at all. My point is that men come to a realization that no woman is flawless, and for some this can be shocking and disappointing. Feel free to blame socialization, or the individual, but there are guys who need to "wake up" and see women for how they are - flaws and all - before they can truly love them.
>>24438790
And you'll get one I'm sure sweetheart.
What's crazy is your future wife could be barely starting school if you marry someone much younger than you
Considering I usually sleep with a new girl a month, I'd image she's doubling that. 20x7 years since 17 = 140 dudes. Any fems here care to weigh in on this being an accurate number?
>>24435759
This.
>tfw you beat the shit out of two of her orbiters and walked away from her
She's probably studying! She's a hard worker.
>>24434931
S A M U S
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>>24434759
She's just sitting on my hard drive, like always
>>24434759
>What do you think your future wife is doing right now
Assuming everyone has someone out there at some point for themstupid assumption desu, she probably already killed herself.
>>24434759
studying hard to become a nurseshitposting on 4chan
Probably sitting in some VN I haven't read yet
>>24434759
Cutting or on drugs. Maybe both.
Piloting Eva unit 02 and saving Tokyo-3 from destruction to be honest, familia
>>24434759
>What do you think your future wife is doing right now?
Hiding from people like me
>>24434759
Posting on /r9k/
;)
Blokks
probably stressing out about school, work, and family like every other person. then one day we'll meet and all the worries won't matter so much anymore.
About to help Araragi
>>24437233
>likes new smash
Teens.
Right now? Sleeping, gaming, or tv.
Playing with her dogs while everyone else is asleep or watching something on Netflix.
>>24434759
She's still sleeping in my bed. We're getting married as soon asit is legal to marry a tulpa.
I know what she's doing.
She's asleep next to me.
>>24440767
Not that anon.
But have you at least tried the new ones, past Melee, that is?
My roommates and I don't have the funds for a Wii U right now, so we've been playing Project M.
Shit is fire senpai.
>>24441222
Trips speaks the truth and only the truth.
She's watching something on Netflix, or is asleep.
I'm married already.
>>24434927
hit the nail in the head
>>24434759
taking big nigger dick balls deep and begging for creampies
>>24434759
>future wife
Somewhere in a parallel universe where she exists. I hope I get reincarnated in the universe my waifu exists in.
>>24434759
She's not born yet.
I'm marrying a perfect Japanese 18 yr old virgin when I'm 40
I'd like to think she's on this board right now. We've probably replied to each other at some point and will never know it. Huddled up in her computer chair with her feet on the edge of the seat, maybe sitting cross-legged.
Probably has three or four threads open, maybe another board. Shitposting in one or two, legitimately responding in others. Maybe she's even browsing this thread right now. It's late, she's tired, but she doesn't want to go to bed quite yet.
She hasn't given up on finding love yet. She's starting to wonder if she'll really find it, to find that guy she can cuddle together under a big blanket and watch shitty movies with late at night. Maybe a nice big mug of hot chocolate to share now that the weather is getting colder. She'll probably hog all the marshmallows though, they're the best when they start melting and mixing with the chocolate.
Maybe she'll wrap herself tighter in the blankets tonight as she tries to sleep away the now-familiar twinge of loneliness that sometimes comes late at night. But it's okay. Tomorrow is another day, and like I said, she hasn't given up hope yet.Yes, I did put way too much thought into this, and probably too much of myself.
>>24434759
Being gestated................. ;)
>>24434759
I married her, still have no friends, just got out the neet life and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>24434759
My future is headed towards the grave.
>>24441852
Comfy as fuck.
It'll never happen tho.
>>24434759
Being the op of this thread, ;)
>>24441877
You're married rn?
How old are you?
How old is she?
Is she a virgin?
How long were you NEET?
Did you knock her up or something?
>>24441903
Yeah. First snow of the season where I live, and boy was it a rough one. All day long, started around 9 am and was still going last I checked about 11pm a few hours ago. I've been snug in my robe and sandals ever since I got home. Drafty up here.
It's 7:30 on a sunday so she's probably asleep but she might be just getting back from a coke fuelled orgy with 5 tyrone's who knows
>>24441990
There's suppose to be snow in my area too, but it's just rain so far and getting colder.
Since there's water on the ground it'll freeze and turn to black ice.
>>24442078
Shit sucks. The roads are gonna be awful here too, they're all slick from the melted snow but it's gonna get to like 14 tonight so it's all gonna freeze here too. Stay warm and safe if you have to go anywhere any time soon anon.
>>24442123
>Stay warm and safe if you have to go anywhere any time soon anon.
Thanks anon.
Likewise, you as well.
