"Excellent choice sir! Now will you have the soup or the salad?"
Soup please.
I want both, you fucking ass.
>>24434580
gimme dat >super salad
>>24434580
Soup
No wait salad
No actually the soup
No salad
Wait what flavour is the soup?
Actually it doesn't matter I'll have the salad
No the soup
Yes the soup
No wait
>>24434687
>What flavor is the soup
>flavor
>soup
Autism the post
>>24434580
>>24434580
I'M A WOMAN
>>24434580
Salad please, Italian dressing on the side!
>>24434580
>tfw you'll never toss her salad
Uh... c.. can I ha.. have sloop
Aw.. um soup p.. please
May I please have the Greek salad?
>tfw no waifu to tell me "do you want bath, dinner, or me?"
Depends. What's on the menu?
I'll kill for some Zuppa Tuscana.
>>24435814
> "I'll have a bath please."
>>24435340
What flavour? Sir.
>>24435972
the Soup du Jour
>>24435972
y-yes pelase
Lol people who don't know soup and salad are kek terms
Soup = real man's juice
Salad = pussy (after it's been tossed)
I've actually unironically thought they said 'super salad'
the waitress and everyone in my family laughed at me
>>24435238
Are you unaware that there are multiple flavors of soup, or what?
>>24435238
>chicken soup uses chicken stock
>soups with beef almost always use beef stock
decent b8 tho