Why did they do it, robots?
because they were mentally ill and wanted to be noticed. nothing more, nothing less.
this kind of thing, as well as genocide, starvation and war, is a natural consequence of social darwinism
they even wrote about "survival of the fittest" in their diaries
>people will actually defend capitalism
virginssssss sd
>son, you know if you even need money to take a girl out you can always ask me right? I'll give you as much as you need
SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU'RE JUST A CAT
>>24651289
Fuck, that one was hard
For $150 I can get thirty minutes
Has the future already happened?
I love these JAVs. A shame I can only get off to maybe 1/5th of the scenes in them
And if it hasn't, why not?
Why didn't everything happen already?
>>24651277
are his legs really short or is his penis on his chest
something doesn't quite add up here
Which fast food restaurant has the best food item? I can live off of Taco Bell's quesaritos for the rest of my life
>>24651276
>not getting 3 beefy fritos burritos instead
I eat taco bell but still work it into my daily calorie intake so I dont get fat again. The food tastes good and I dont really get tired of it
>>24651276
taco bell niqqa
that crunchwrap supreme
Are you overweight?
Do you wear socks when you go to bed?
yes
no
original text for the robot
>>24651273
yes
no because the sweat on my socks will freeze and turn my feet into ice pops.
I just use a sleeping back with a fur blanket on top for warmth
Yes and no. How the hell do people do that? My feet would get sweaty and uncomfortable. I generally sleep with them at least partially uncovered from the blankets to keep them cool.
Are you theorizing that us fat asses' won't wear socks because we stay warmer?
who /no-new-friends/ here?
>>24651256
>no new friends nigga we don't feel that
>fuck ya fake friends where ya real friends at
>we don't have to do to much explaininggggg
I've always tied that saying to people who can't make friends.
Now that someone posted it on /r9k/ I know I'm right.
Why are his nipples so low and off to the side?
>tfw got some xanax bars coming my way
what drugs do you take to numb the pain fellow robots
just some good old weed to take the edge off this evening.
well, that and jacking off. I feel like if I'm addicted to masturbation and I only smoke weed because it makes it that much easier.
>tfw no adderal for 5 hour fap marathon
>>24651736
>tfw haven't fapped in 2 weeks
>just got some dank kush
>new onahole came in the mail too
sheeeit
>>24651252
got a klono script with 3 refills from my general doctor because of my ulcers
she said anxiety was fuckin up, but now I need to go back to her to see if I still need them
how can I go to a pysch and turn this into a regular thing? bars would be better desu
Unifag posted this, called "2015 in pictures" . Kill me now.
>>24651223
Forget about le john cena meme that wasn't popular at all
P-pepe is the only meme I know of these 9.. where are these from anyway
>>24651223
>poot
no clue what the hell that is
>Starbucks Red Cup
only briefly heard what that was about and it sounded retarded and played out
>Man Buns
haven't seen that
>Netflix & Chill
only know that because that all normies say
>The Dress
dont know where thats from
>Left Shark
don't know where thats...
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Today has probably been the least productive day of the year
>>24651184
I've been at my parents' for the holiday, and there's something about this house that makes it nearly impossible for me to work here.
At least I'm unemployed, recently walked out on my job and have enough in savings to wank it a while before I'm balls-to-wall needing to get a job.
What's your story, friend and fellow anon?
>>24652453
I don't knwo really. I've got 3 weeks off at the moment, although I only work 3 days per week. Having all this time has just made me very unproductive, I dunno why. Nothing has really interested me today, music, tv, nothing.
I usually browse 4chan for a good 4-6 hours a day, but today I've probably just are and browsed here for 14 hours, that's terrible even for me.
>>24653255
>Nothing has really interested me today
I hear you there, that's a huge problem of mine. I try to interest myself with mechanic work and woodworking (hobbyist stuff, woodworking is slightly professional, sell it for just enough to pay for the hobby), but in the winter it's not as fun. I've been watching TV and shitposting for weeks with only occasional breaks.
I have to force myself to socialize, got a normiephone app called HabitRPG and set myself a few tasks like "Text at least one person today" and "Don't drink alone." Sadly, it's actually helping.
Are you in one of those lucky jobs where you can sustain a comfortable life only working a few days, or are you a part-time wageslave making 9 or 10 bucks an hour?
ITT: It's the year 2009
Be as 2009 as possible
>>24651172
>A girl might actually like me!
>Can't wait to see Revenge of the Fallen!
>>24651172
>i'm in a position to succeed in life :)
>>24651172
ps3 gaming is fun.
>"l fap to traps."
>>24651148
>i dont daily pay cum tribute to superior girl dick
>>24651148
biological girls are normie-tier
you can only be a true robot if you fap to traps.
>>24651148
I fucking cringe whenever I see that fucking picture.
The fedora meme is dead please quit trying to bring it back to life
>be me
>late 20s, sell weed; computer work; work from home; live alone; make about 40k a year
>searching local classified website for jobs
>don't really need a job but i just always look in case there's something cherry
>another job wouldn't hurt its xmas
whatever
>surfing
>an ad:
Hi, I'm A, I'm 19F new to town looking for...
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>start furiously craiglisting and backpaging and trying to line up tricks for this girl
>start haggling with sleazy photographers
>start introducing myself to pimps
>what the fuck am i doing
>btw she sent me nudes
>jerk off to nudes like a thousand times in an effort to maybe muster the sack to call it off.
i am the biggest piece of shit i have ever been
i...
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i will probably get this 19 year old to come over and do some freaky stuff,
then try and convince her that escorting pays more and is easier,
and hook her up with some shit i found from post her pics online looking for tricks.
i should probably kill myself
Post nudes then sapien
>tfw told my father I had High Functioning Autism
>tfw he believed me
I told him this because I wanted him to feel sorry for me not having a job, instead of giving me shit.
His response:
>the key here is high functioning
>you ARE capable
would someone please fucking respond, I'm dying over here.
You're not dying, you're just a little bitch.
Obviously if no one is responding to your pitiful call for attention, no one gives a shit. Toughen up bro
>2015
>not knowing American culture is degenerate
>be me
>american
>get shot
>>24651007
What the fuck is that a picture of?
In ttheir relationship the woman and man have switched roles?
>hey anon, how's that girlfriend hunt coming along? want a few tips?
2 weeks with tinder, im not fat, so im swiping right on all profiles but obese cows. Why would the 7s swipe right on me if they dont have to settle for a fellow 7 male
>>24651005
There's a major qt at my school I want to talk to, but I always chicken out. What do?She's smiled at me twice already
>>24651065
>>24651050
keks, the both of ye