>son, you know if you even need money to take a girl out you can always ask me right? I'll give you as much as you need
SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU'RE JUST A CAT
>>24651289
Fuck, that one was hard
For $150 I can get thirty minutes
>"Did you find a date to the prom yet?"
>"Anon if you're gay you can tell us, we will still love you."
Fuck this earth.
You really want me passing on my genes? I mean seriously, you want this train-wreck inflicted on the next generation? Fucking selfish cunt.
>>24651289
I wish my dad said this. That guy is so poor my birthday/christmas (he gave one gift for both) was 20 dollars. And sometimes he'd skip a year.
>>24652742
>>"Anon if you're gay you can tell us, we will still love you."
I still remember when my dad said this to be when I was like 10. I cried.
