>be me
>late 20s, sell weed; computer work; work from home; live alone; make about 40k a year
>searching local classified website for jobs
>don't really need a job but i just always look in case there's something cherry
>another job wouldn't hurt its xmas
whatever
>surfing
>an ad:
Hi, I'm A, I'm 19F new to town looking for full time work; need work before xmas; hard worker, etc etc.
>pic related attached to the ad.
>start figuring and get super weird
>start thinking about an idea my worst side had regarding casting couches etc
>email her ad saying something like
"Hey I have work if you're into adult film! Just sayin. Thanks!"
>think nothing of it
>days later
>new email
"Hey anon its me,
umm lol!! i've never acted or modelled at all let alone in an adult film? is that like a porno?
I need to make a lot of money fast so I am open to trying new things!"
>woah.sql
>what do i do
>i dont make porn
>i cant help this girl make tons of cake, i'm not broke but i'm not a fucking baller
>shit
>okay i'm a pretty excellent manipulator
>okay i'm a pretty sleazy person maybe
>i don't want to hurt anyone tho
>if i do this i'll be lying and committing a pretty grave dishonor towards this girl.
>okay
>write back
"Hey there! Yes I am a scout for ABC Porno.
If you'd like to work for a professional company like ABC, you'll have to audition with me, and then I can send you to my boss, who will offer you a contract!"
>send
>reply
"woah okay anon that sounds interesting lets talk more"
>talking ensues
'So the audition is sex right?'
"I'd get you to perform some sex acts yes"
'So we'll be having sex me and you'
"We will but it won't be normal sex"
...
'So i'll be able to sign contracts and get paid before christmas?'
"That's the idea yes"
...
>we make a plan to audition
>she cancels, says she feels sick
>np
>how about tuesday, sure tuesday? sure okay.
>today she emails me
"Still ready for 5:00 tomorrow night :p"
>heavy breathing
>yes
>start furiously craiglisting and backpaging and trying to line up tricks for this girl
>start haggling with sleazy photographers
>start introducing myself to pimps
>what the fuck am i doing
>btw she sent me nudes
>jerk off to nudes like a thousand times in an effort to maybe muster the sack to call it off.
i am the biggest piece of shit i have ever been
i could maybe even go to jail
i don't know what the hell i'm doing.
i'm letting my dick do the thinking and i'm bringing out the worst kind of demons.
i will probably get this 19 year old to come over and do some freaky stuff,
then try and convince her that escorting pays more and is easier,
and hook her up with some shit i found from post her pics online looking for tricks.
i should probably kill myself
Post nudes then sapien
>>24651124
Film the whole thing and then post it here. C'mon man.
>>24651124
>>24651759
This. What the fuck OP, get your shit together. This is great. Just pay her and call it a day.
Remember, if you help her find any legal porn contract, she'll probably bring up that you did porn with her and then your licensure will come into question. Basically you could get really fucked. Just pimp her desu senpai.
>>24652426
yeah
i called it off and she begged me to find her work
so i just told her to come over and we'll figure it out.
but really, how fucked is that.
a hot nineteen year old is coming over to talk about how we're gonna get her paid for sex.
my dick is so diamonds i can't stand up straight.
>>24652426
>licensure
for porn? there is a thing like that? srs?
from the legal side: if she fucks you because you told her that you will get her a porn contract, and there is no porn contract, that may be fraud. if you do that in the kaliphate of bongistan or some parts of the US, that may be rape.
How to get to fuck this girl:
>tell her that you can not make any promises whatsoever regarding the contract
>tell her that you will pay her for the audition and there are no strings attached on both sides of the deal (ie. she does not need to do more porn and you do not need to hire her).
>meet with her
>pay her
>fuck her
tadaaa
I also really hope this is real because this is a huge fetish
If she is dumb enough to fall for this shit. Don't feel bad.
Jokes on you. Even though I am a robot I do have a normiebook. I know Ashley.
If any of this is true post the nudes. Otherwise I am contacting her
>ABC Porno
AHAAHAHHA IM DYING
>doesn't know that the FBI monitors these boards
Ha hahahahaha, this can't be real. Have fun in prison, OP.
>>24651124
You could legit make a porn for homegrownvideo or something lol
They even have disclosure agreement/contract pdfs you can print out
Then you wouldn't be lying lol
If this works out, this will be amazing OP. Simply amazing. I am stunned. Truly a genius
>>24651489
>>24651211
Post nudes at least, famo
>>24656168
Plz be real
lmao youre so lucky, sell wee, live by yourself, 40k/year with 20 yo.