Which one looks better?
Left is original photo obviously. Should I be able to slay?
do you have the cock size to slay?
It won't make a difference if you have robot-like qualities.
Regards,
Chadwick
>>24685977
Average dick.
Feelsbadman.
>tfw no unremarkable, average gf
she's above average
you're not good at rating women
>>24685972
>brown eyes
>nose
>dark hair
>bangs from the 60s
really dude?
>>24686002
I agree with >>24685972
Girl in OP is very very cute
I'd kiss her so sweetly
THE PEOPLE WHO I'M REFERRING TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TRYING TO INDICATE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.
tictoc subway yeaa
I lol'd, at least it was an alright delivery instead of that side by side oxymoron. I'll enjoy work today, neety, enjoy warcraft.
This is not a drill. It's time to make a new meme. His name is Walko. He is ours. Use him for your wagekek threads.
>>24685979
That looks like dogshit. Definately won't catch on.
>going to get your hair cut
>haven't had my hair cut in nearly six years
>when they ask you how you'd like your haircut.
>not cutting your own hair
>paying for the assisted jew
Am I good looking? I'm 27 and have no gf yet. How do I acquire one, its so difficult desu
What is it with insecure people and making goofy ass faces every time you take a photo of yourself. It looks awful.
try a different photo with a relaxed face where you're not trying so hard to appear tough
>>24685953
its a coping mechanism. Insecurity, "i want to be a le funny troll" and ugliness mashed up in one big cope
(Black person makes racist joke)
Lol jk tho, don't be getting mad all up in my mentions and shit lmao
(Black person sees harmless black joke tweet)
LMAOO SAVAGE AF YALL PETTY FOR THIS ONE YOO
(White person makes racist joke)
What's wrong nigger? Are you fucking offended? Fuck off fucking faggot nigger.
(White person sees harmless white joke tweet)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? MY MOM MAKES A MEAN GODDAMN PB AND J! HOW COULD YOU EVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF REVERSE RACIST? ITS WHITE GENOCIDE I TELL YOU! HITLER DID...
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good meme
si
New copypasta confirmed m9 well memed
More like
Black twitter:
>lol dat uncle tho amirite my fellow kneegrows? lol shm
Black twitter against whites:
>LOL FAMN THESE USELSS CRACKAS CAN'T EVEN MAKE FOOD LMAO
Real life:
Black person
>fuckin whitey muh dick we wuz kings n shiet u cracka asses
>Oh okay, I will be on my way to my job fellow citizen!
White person
>nigger
>the...
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Ask a 33yo guy anything
>>24685889
How do Moomins reproduce senpai?
>>24685912
>How do Moomins reproduce senpai?
I don't even understand the question sorry
WHERE DA WEED AT NIGGA WHERE DA WEED AT
What are asian girls like in bed?
>>24685856
Dead fish that make rubber duck sounds.
>>24685856
Like dying rats.
Usually tired.
Getting real tired of women desu lads.
Dude it's also the betas. If they didn't feed into their bullshit it wouldn't be as bad. Also, I'm not a white knight but women can go through shit too. I will say they have it easier though. You also have to realize most women are inferior and can not cope or handle situations well as men.
>>24685818
I want Mr Good finds me too ;-;
>>24685887
>go to an online dating site
>post your specs
>get bf
>????
>profit
HELPING ROBOTS BECOME NORMIES
If you want to make it, I'm here to help, familam. Ask a REEE normie any questions you want and I'll try to help. Genuinely trying to help here. I'll be answering questions for as long as my high lasts tbqh. Maybe a bit after.
>>24685733
How do you get by everyday knowing that one day we'll all be dead and all of this is for nothing?
Do you keep up appearances for your social life? If yes, aren't you tired of it?
Do you give any fucks about what other people think?
>>24685733
Where do I meet women besides dating apps, uni, or work?
>>24685825
>How do you get by everyday knowing that one day we'll all be dead and all of this is for nothing?
Had problems with that when I was around 16 years old. I just ignore it now. Part of me hopes technology can save my brain before I die but if not, it seems a long way off anyway. It's easy to push it out of my mind. Quantum regeneration too. Since matter pops into and out of existence on the quantum level, with an infinite amount of time, enough quantum popping in and out...
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>Introverted "men"
>Short "men"
>Bearded "men"
>Balding "men"
>Fat "men"
>Depressed "men"
>Virgin "men"
Y'all might as well be gay, because you're never getting any pussy.
I hit four of those, and am not a virgin.
Your post reeks of nu-male neurotic dogmatism. Grow some balls you fucking drone.
>>24685602
>She would always tease him
>"You will never get this! You will never get this!"
>One night he break out of his cage.
>And he get this....
I can't grow a beard, does this mean there's some hope for me?
Why do guys pretend to like to eat pussy?
They are fuckin' terrible to look at, and they taste (and often smell) funny.
you're gay
sorry son
Tell her to wash down there.
>>24685622
What about the terrible look? They look like beef
Wake up, wagekek. Be sure to contribute to society today.
Regardless of salary, isn't contributing to society a good thing?
wake up
>is 11am
>>24685640
thats what tech guys thought but look at where that got them. STEM nerds making apps for their oneitis to fuck with prisoners.
Life is a scam
Would you clean a pretty girls vagina after she has been working all day?
>>24685517
Yeah, not with my mouth though since I don't like sweat particularly. Oral would be fine after.
No, but I would inform her that vaginas are mostly self cleaning so she shouldn't worry too much
>>24685517
I'll shine that pussy for a nickel.
Surgery can save you.
Now or never.
You are 5 surgeries away from looking human.
What are you waiting for?
*TICK* *TOCK* *TICK* *TOCK*
And I get the money to finance this how...?
I don't have the money for that though
>>24685506
you do realize that the left pic is hotter, right?