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Surgery can save you. Now or never. You are 5 surgeries away
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Surgery can save you.

Now or never.

You are 5 surgeries away from looking human.

What are you waiting for?

*TICK* *TOCK* *TICK* *TOCK*
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And I get the money to finance this how...?
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I don't have the money for that though
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>>24685506
you do realize that the left pic is hotter, right?
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>>24685514
Steal, rob, kill... Do you want to be pushed around your whole life just for being UGLY?
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>>24685533
>>24685506
they both look fine man
show me a before and after of a khhv type face going to chad, then I'll become a wagekek to finance this
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>>24685554
If someone posted examples of this then I would go for it as well
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>>24685554
from invisible to women, to a ltr material with a 5/10

just get to work asap or its OVER.
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>>24685506
He already had good facial aesthetics, plus the "before" picture looks better.
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i dont need opinion from used up r9k sluts/trasngedered subhumans and ugly homosexuals.

This is what prime cheerleaders get wet for, im not talking some kek like the before pic that i posted in the OP.
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>>24685578
>Dr. Sailer
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO
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>>24685578
>tfw some people are just born with jaws like that

;_;
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>>24685635
The right face looks more like mine and there are not ladies getting wet for me. They'd really like either just because it's an ottormode white guy with nice hair.
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>>24685716
post pics and i'll tell you if you look like the right guy.
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>>24685506
Can I get some cost estimates on the necessary procedures?
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>>24685759
depends on where you live/doctor you want to take/facial deformities you have
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>>24685506
Basically just changed him ethnically. Went from an Englishman to a German,
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>>24685759
this bot dropped 80k
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>>24685506
I like the left one more than that weird blockhead desu.
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>>24685876
>>24685635
orgnl posting
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>>24685858
I sure hope he got a vasectomy as well so his future kids won't have to drop 80k as well.
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>>24685506
left is more attractive than right.
If you look at them for a very short time right appears to look a tad better, but the longer you look the more you realize that there's something wrong with the right image.
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>>24685635
again, left > right.
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>>24686023
Even the pic on the left looks odd imo. He has a nathan fielder sort of quality to him.
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>>24685921
this. even if i get a full body plastic surgery, my kids or grandkids are gonna be fucked because of me.
at least let the girl know what shes fucking.
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>>24685506
Most girls would choose the left.

Source: I've had gfs.
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>>24686049
didnt you read the post you stupid fucking imbecil? Yes, left is better than right when you are an insecure subhuman filth that wants a ltr. Prime sluts go for the robust masculine look with hints of a pretty boy. The left one is a kek, the right one is a tinder slaying machine
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>>24685506
he looks better to me on the left. Why are American's so obsessed with boxheads these days?

When I was growing up boxheads were mocked relentlessly by both men and women.

Amazing to see how subjective looks are and how blindly people follow trends.
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>>24686057
They both look off, it's more apparent in >>24685635. Right looks decisively worse than left here too.
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>>24686072
The one on the left is a tumblr slaying machine though. Really it's just what sort of women you're looking for. Left is closet sluts, right is turbo sluts.
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>>24686072
Oh, so you're indoctrinated.
Alright, then.

Who cares about prime sluts, they're human garbage.
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>>24685858
Big improvement, but 80k? Damn.
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>>24686095
>right proclaims that he listens to "the smiths"
>he fucks your oneitis sensless

alright bud, you clearly still fall for the innocent girls exist/closet tumblr slut memes
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>>24686095
No, the right picture indicates a face that was exposed to high levels of test during puberty, hence the more masculine face -> closer to pussy mountain.
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>>24686072
Hate to break it to you familia, but prime sluts go for pretty boys these days, not alpha male types.

Someone who looks like this will get 10x the pussy a Dolph Lundgren clone would.
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>>24686098
prime sluts dont exist little dude, its a binary system for women..

>he looks hot and ill fuck him: 1
>he is a creep: 0

and the "he looks like a jock that will pump and dump me" is a meme. Women will just fuck the jock, cry that they got used and go after the beta for comfort, but keep coping, you have to survive somehow :)
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>>24685506
he is a youthful 8/10 on the left
And a masculine 8/10 on the right

Wasted money
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>>24686072

hahaha fucking idiot

primarily women by instinct go for men who are influencial among other males and/or desired by other females.

No matter if you're 5 foot tall, if men fear you because you can kick their asses somehow and/or are very respected among your peers for reasons meaning you'll never have to worry about getting fucked up and you have loads of cash, women will crave you

Elliot Rodger had 0 fucking influence and 0 power. Doesnt matter what he had, he had nothing else.
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>>24686153
it's photoshop you moron
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>>24686158
>this is what rsdnation watching imbecils believe

you literally get 0 validation from women as an ugly men you stupid fuck, so what if they are around you for the money? You get used up like a donkey, a pathetic ugly little subhuman filth that throws around money for affection.

jesus christ, how pathetic
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>>24686124
Forgot the link.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/15/boys-testosterone-levels-before-birth_n_1278522.html
http://rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/270/1529/2167
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>>24686181

that is true only if you're terribly ugly

otherwise you can be a 6/10 and you'll be more than fine
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>>24686195
>fine

lol

>6/10

thanks for the /soc/ tier rating system, i needed this today
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>>24685506
who the fuck puts the 'after' on the left side? that shit's so confusing
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>>24686181
you need to lift, plenty of prime babes go for the ugly beast look. one guy from my gym looks and talks like a fucking caveman but his gf is easily 9/10. it's not like he's rich either, he's a mall guard or something
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>>24686219

okay 0 nuance man
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>>24686225
>this is what subhumans believe
>9/10
>just lift

gymcels.. when ARE THEY GOING TO FUCKING LEARN? LMAO
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>>24685635
damn, Colez' masculinity theory legit

pretty boy twink would get DOM'd by the Alpha Slayer on the right

Also, I heard Lachowski is terrible with girls.
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>>24686158
>this
Somewhat normie here, I always get more attention when I am in a relationship than not. Also after a concert.
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>>24686321
Hows he terrible?
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>>24685921
>missing the point
It's cheating the system. The guy on the bottom has FAR better chances of passing on his genes. He's also far more likely to get a hot gf than before the surgeries.

>>24686105
Well worth the money. He was a walking dead man before the surgery, anyways.
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But does my jaw really need surgery, familam?

>inb4 pic upside down. It might not be but I can never seem to get this fucking phone to get it right.
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>>24686425
Fixed on computer
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>>24686436
i dont know where you find the confidence to post these pics 24/7 while looking like an average 4/10. Maybe this is what rsdtyler videos do to people, good for you, im glad you find a good coping mechanism.
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>>24685858
>>24685578
>>24685538
I have a hooked nose too. Is it really seen as such a bad thing?
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>>24686361
It's anecdotal, but a some of guys who know Lachowski personally said that he sucked at getting/maintaining relationships with girls.

It's not hard to believe, considering how he has very feminine features. I can't really prove he truly is terrible with girls though, because of his status as a top tier model, it obscures his true slaying potential.
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>>24686466
irl? Nobody cares.

Online? You're pretty much a subhuman not worthy of the air you breathe
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>>24686467
Maybe he's a shy bitchboi

I'm attractive and I still fail with women because I'm too quiet
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>>24686487
You are probably attractive in the sense of having a baby face. You fail with woman because you lack testosterone to make woman be actually attracted to your genetic value.
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>>24686290
I'm not ugly, m8. Just giving some advice to uggo robots.

You can't deny it's better to be ugly and jacked than just ugly.
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>>24686466
do you want to look better? Or do you want to live life like a normal human being aka repressing the ugliness?

if you want to be the invisible happy guy that makes jokes about his jew nose listen to this guy

>>24686479
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>>24686504
its worse actually, its overcompensation

you still try and dont accept that you are genetic waste, a subhuman filth not worthy of attention. Just stop trying and accept that you'll never be one of the "cool" kids
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>>24686464
Never heard of rsdtyler until now but just found the channel. Genuinely looks entertaining in the same way that autismo Dan guy is.

But the butthurt you're feeling comes from somehwere. I'm no psychologist so I can't say but you're pretty buttmad for sure.

And I know you know I'm attractive lel.
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>>24685858
He went from a 3/10 to a 6/10.
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>>24686419
>>24685921
It's not genetic, but caused by mouthbreathing.
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>>24686540
genetics + mouthbreathing + test exposure

There is always more than just one factor.
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>>24686505
I think surgery is degenerate. Creating a illusion that you are 2-3 points higher than you actually are is false and only people who willfully cheat are doing it.

I think the message here is that we shouldn't breed any sub 5/10 in this day and age with prenatal diagnoses at our hands.
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>>24686588
true, eugenics is the only way to happiness in this day and age

but it wont happen, we'll die and you'll still have the ugly mug. You cheat like every other human being, it doesn't matter in what way, shape or form.
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>>24685506
My face is fine, but i'm a manlet, with no beard and shit tier hair.

And none of that can be fixed, so yeah, just burn me.
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>>24686647
fine doesnt cut it. leg lengthening for height. shit tier hair in what way? MPB?
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>>24686605
Not eugenics, making only the elite breed will tend to improve human kind in the long run, but they will still breed subhuman trash from time to time.

We need more than that.
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>>24686436
10/10, would kiss you on the jaw.
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>>24685506
I'm not normal. Why should I look normal?
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>>24686647
Beard implants are a thing

Leg lengthening is also a thing. You can easily gain 3 inches if you want 6 months recover and like a year after that until you can run again.
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>>24686467
Maybe because he's married you retard
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>>24686126

> he fell for the boy meme
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>>24686663
By fine i mean that i'm actually handsome.
The leg shit is completely stupid, fuck my legs forever for 3 inches? Nope.
Well, my hair looks like dog fur, it's thick and a little wavy. I just keep a low cut, so it doesn't look like complete shit.
>>24686682
Well, that could help if i had SOME beard, but nope, i only have a shit mustache and a little in my chin.
That leg thing is atrocious, like i said before.
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>>24686720
80% of population on earth think that they are a "handosme 8/10".. just look at /soc/
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>>24686728
People hit on me and i fuck every week.
I'm just above average. Which is enough for not being a complete loser.

But the thing here is that when "above average" guy get compared to a fucking god, like lachowski, you just feel like full ugly shiter.
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>>24686759
fucking a different 3/10 clubslut doesnt make you a non-loser and fucking lol@getting passive aggressive after the "just burn me" comment. I was just trying to get the best out of you. Your pathetic attention seeking anime watching imbecil, you always crumble lmao :)
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>>24686126

> I know what women want because of what they blog about
> that muscular dude they keep hanging out with? Just some fag

Keep telling yourself your have a chance, you underdeveloped autist.
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>>24686801
>Saying shit about anime
Best way for me to know that your opinion is completely invalid.
Also, that's recetear, you faggot, a game, not an anime
Kill yourself.
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>>24686840
>game
>anime

like it makes any difference

>kill yourself

lmao :)
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>>24686857
>triggered by animes and games in a mongolian anime imageboard.
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I am girl with a jew nose ( very visible from the side not much from front)- should I really get it fixed?

>>24686505
This photoshop isnt accurate since it changes position of whole lower part of face- surgery doesnt work like that
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>>24686994
ah, my dear dumb little girl :), there is an osteotomy for everything. Im too lazy to tell you what you need without any pics tho, and yes, the rotation of the mandible is a more severe operation than a rhino.
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>>24687022
Even with nose I got information from surgeons that going hook nose to barbie button nose is usually not recommended, highest risk of botched job or need for other surgeries to maintain it after few years. Surgery is not photoshop magic
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>>24687148
you are clearly going to shit surgeons. I personally made 2 girs to get rhinos, both of them got a great nose, not pig-like looking that is(which is one of the major concerns in women when they get rhinos and most of them just dont want the dorsal hump since it makes them look like jews...) If you want to live your life with a jew nose as a girl, let me tell you, life will be hell..
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>>24686807

Women like bigger guys, but if you're tall and rather thin and good looking you're still good to go.

Source: I'm 'lanky' and good looking, no trouble with girls
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>>24686994

You probably shouldn't unless you're making money of it.

Post a picture (cover your eyes if you will).
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>>24685506
He looked fine before. You don't need a tom cruise post-implant jaw to be attractive.
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>>24687198
Why would it be hell and whats it objectively wrong with it?
Sure it is not usual where I live but I dont think "hell" is the way I look at my life.
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>>24687292
because its the worst feature when men look at you and the self-worth of people is on the outside. Don't repress your ugliness, its really painful and it will get to you eventualy. Fix your deformity.
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>>24687303
But I am able to attract men (not a big amount but still some) and they consider me good-looking despite the nose.
It is not like every feature needs to be ideal, right?
And thats not a deformity, thats just different beauty standard
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>>24687341
yes, even obese women get attention, thats not the point... nevermind, you clearly can live with your jew nose so why even post? Have a good life.
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>>24687352
I was considering surgery in past but I dont know if it is even worth it since it would be just to expand my dating pool (I dont care about it personally)
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>>24687404

Then why even bother asking you god damned kike?
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>>24687404
if you dont think that it has ANY effect on your life you shouldn't even think about surgery, it just won't be worth it in your case.
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I've already started saving. I only have $4k so far, but I'm in nursing school and my first year out I'm getting dental implants. After that I'm doing travel nursing. It's based on 3 month assignments where you work 3 days a week and can pick up additional shifts at per diem pay(no overtime basically). I could be making as much as $60k every 3 months. They house you for free and even include a food stipend, and if you request it they'll put you close to a hospital, so you can walk or bike there. Fuck my car, I'm selling it and getting a nice carbon fiber bike and taking it on the plane with me to my destination. In addition to scrubs I just need a pair of jeans, a pair of trousers, a suit, an odd jacket, a few shirts and socks/underwear/tshirts. That can fit in a suitcase, toiletries I rebuy each assignment, and laptop and other shit go in carry on.

After first assignment I get chin, jaw, and cheek implants. Second assignment I get blephoroplasty and maybe rhinoplasty. After that I should be literally perfect. I either starve myself and dnp to sexy hungry skellington, heroin chic is nice, or I just find a nice place to settle down and roid my ass off(on?). 190lbs@8% and 6'2 could be fun. Every problem I have can be fixed with money and not being ugly. Ugly is fixed with money though, so really I just need money.
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>>24687440
As I said only effect would be attracting more men (and probably higher quality men) so it is some effect on life.
I personally dont mind it but know majority of men have the same one type of girl looks they like (and unusual nose doesnt fit there)
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>>24687470
you'll never be satisfied, you are clearly starving for attention and you'll never get it with a hook nose as a girl.
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>>24687500
True- so is it worth if just to get attention or maybe better work on ones issues?
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>>24687545
the only issue is the nose, so get it fixed. It will do wonders for your mental health and it will be your best investment... trust me.
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>>24687500
Have friend with big and hooked nose who gets tons of attention and best guys every time she goes out. Its not something impossible
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>>24687589
Better investment than graduating Oxford?
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>>24687618
you see.. this guy for example just doesnt get that guys have no standards and that getting attention with a hook nose doesnt make the hook nose disappear
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>>24687629
stupid comparasion. We are talking luxuries here, not your future.
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>>24685679
I have a have a jaw like that, but I'm still a virgin faggot
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>>24685858
Bretty gud, but I'd need an extra 100-grand for limb lengthening height surgery
>TFW 5'5

He went from 4/10 to 7/10
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>>24686134
Why is that, because you say so?
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I don't know what surgery to get
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