>going to get your hair cut
>haven't had my hair cut in nearly six years
>when they ask you how you'd like your haircut.
>not cutting your own hair
>paying for the assisted jew
>he puts hair gel his hands and starts rubbing them together without asking if you want gel
n-no gel please
>>24686757
lmaooo this is so fucking me hahah
>>24686743
This.
Also, you can do whatever you want with your hair, which is cool.
>when she starts asking you questions about your life
>>24686723
Short at the sides long at front pls.
>>24686868
your haircut description makes you sound like a fag
>>24686868
nice chad cut faggot
>tfw an adult so i cant just bowl cut anymore
fuck this shit im shaving, let's hope people dont think im a skinhead
>tfw no haircut for 9 months so far
who /longhair/
>>24686723
>j-just fuck my shit up
>All these unkempt fucks
>Wondering why women go for Chad Thundercock and not them
>>24686800
Im not a fucking barber. How about I just build a house too while I'm at it, and sculpt a statue after I perform surgery on someone
>>24687112
>not rocking a post-ironic bowlcut
>>24687155
Me. Exactly 9 months too.
But I'll get a haircut today.
Tbh it's pretty weird that someone also made a thread about this day.
>be
>go to get haircut
>ask me how I want it
>face goes completely red
>eyes turn red
>j-just thin it out a little
>"how much"
>i really need to go to the bathroom
>"huh?"
>just all over
>tfw got shitty haircut and hair is still long
>tfw no tfw
>>24687192
Peep the technique
Just say this robots.
>"I want a 4(Or 5)" (It's a level of cutting hair) (It's 1-5 and the lower = cut more)
> I want to keep my hair growing out (If you want to keep medium or long retard length)
>Leave side burns natural
There you go
>>24687208
i'm not cutting mine
i wont be satisfied until it's much longer
>Awkward silence while getting your hair cut
