Can we get a roasty translation thread?
>I'm so lonely
>I'm so lonely
Translation: Chad is busy fucking another girl.
>>24882361
Translation:
>Chad only has sex with me when his gf and his fwb are busy
>>24882361
>do you wanna go out sometime?
>maybe :)
translation : lol jessy come see this ugly guy thinks he can go on a date with me hahahahha XD
There are so many people on here that are messed up, list every difference between you and this guy. Include physical, personality, and traumatic experiences. I'll start:
Obviously don't post if you're expecting sympathy from others.
>Bi
>Chubby
>Face isn't the worst but since i'm chubby it looks bad
>Acne and KP
>No muscles
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>>24882276
>INTP
Kill yourself right fucking now you worthless piece of shit
lol that's bullshit
what i like in a guy is:
>skinny
>taller than me (ie 5'6 and up)
>college degree is irrelevant
>brown eyes and medium length, curly hair
>clean shaven ye
>jokes around and has a laugh ye
>smooth chest ye
>sensitive when you are upset ye
>tells me he...
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Topkek do something as a roboy or die a fag
>tfw you realize that your time on earth is running through your fingers like fine sand
>tfw you know that you will never expirience all human pleasures in your life time
>tfw you realize that you will spend your final hours alone, regretting your life
>tfw you realize that your suffering doesn't matter and that in about 100 years, no one will think about you ever again
How strange it is to be anything at all;_;
>>24882274
pretty comfy desu
pleasure is just dopamine anyway, may aswell just fap and laugh at memes, same thing senpai
>>24882274
>100 years
Top Kek try 5 you worthless NEET
Nice NMH quote at the end
Ok, I'm gonna tell you fucking robots somethin. MAN THE FUCK UP. You sit here whining all day about how the world is unjust to you and all women are whores etc. Let me tell you a few things. First, YES, the world is unjust - you are entitled to NOTHING, OK? NOTHING. Everything you want you need to earn, and you're not earning it by sitting and fapping over your shortcomings here all day. SECOND, please TRY to understand other people. YES, they are shallow, YES they are whores, but so are you, fag. I know of no people who objectify women like you guys, seriously NO...
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>Ask me for questions
Can I have questions?
But seriously, fuck off.
I don't want to improve. I enjoy being miserable.
Your advice is generic and nondescript. Your justifications are a rehash of what other messiah complex posters have already said hundreds of times before.
>>24882248
Wow, a wall of bait. You must really want the (you)
>>24882248
The difference between you and us is we aren't a load of cux that will just sit back and let society fuck us in the ass whist giving women fucking everything.
Holy fuck
This decade will be remembered as the 80s were and all we're doing is shitposting on /r9k/ instead of rocking man buns, riding hoverboards, and bumping to The Weeknd
What the fuck man
>Live in decade of decedence and sex
>Too fat to be of interest to any decent looking women
>Too lazy to get unfat to experience the decade where its easiest to be a Chad
All the faggots here whine about Chad and how the world is full of degenerate slut women and don't realize that right now it is easier than ever to be considered alpha enough to bang most chicks out there. Lie when she asks about politics, don't admit you jack it to waifus and if u arent 300+ pounds...
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>>24882313
>all you have to do is lie or be vague
>>24882161
Trends from the 80s were shit. Trends from the 10s are shit.
FUCK OFF NORMIE
>tfw 2008 is nearly 8 years ago
Not even meming right now.
Fuuuuuucckkkkkk
Fuck the robot
>>24881808
Good. 2008 was a shit year.
>>24881844
I was happier in 2008 desu.
How would you react if she claimed you were the father of this child?
>>24881457
Get a paternity test and then cry tears of happiness
>>24881457
Who are you? I don't even know you.
>>24881457
go along with it as long as I get to smash dat pussy f a m
you might be a robot if you have 10 friends on facebook and you unfollowed all of them...
>>24881430
I have like 60 and stopped following most of them because they mostly post SJW/feminist/liberal shit all day. I don't see the point in posting useless political shit all over the place, especially if it pushes people away.
i don't have facebook, and i really don't care to see people's selfies, it makes me cringe.
>>24881470
>I don't see the point in posting useless political shit all over the place, especially if it pushes people away.
Stay from /pol/ then
>quit video games
>quit being slob
>quit soda
>quit junk food/fast food
>quit watch tv/shit movies
>only thing i can't quit is masturbation
no matter what, if i see a picture of a pair of tits and i haven't jerked off on that day, within a few minutes i'll be jerking off
who else /masturbationaddict/?
>>24881264
quit watching*
God
I was about to fap but of course this thread has to remind me that I said I would stop yesterday
nothing wrong with fapping mang
even animals do that
watching porn on the other hand can prove detrimental.
What do robots wear?
Autism shoes?
Oi mate, fuck you. These are comfy as fuck.
>>24881256
honestly those do not look like autism shoes they look like brookes or saucony or something not dadmode new balances, also his jeans fit well enough that it negates any autism from wearing running shoes. desu this dude looks /fa/ and his hair makes him look like some kind of sick hunnic warrior
>>24881577
forgot about wordflitter T B H F A M
Hello my lonely friends i come from /b/ in peace to bring a message in a recent twitter post 9gag used this pepe (see picture to left) i have come to inform you that pepe is officially dead the normies have him we dont have plans for a new memes but suggestions would help thanks for listening
I have recently found out that they are also stealing "kek" from us
>>24881184
>implying pepe hasn't been around normiebook for months
>go on twitch
>pepe spam
FeelsBadMan
>really like cars and own a cool car
>/o/ is one of the biggest normie filled shitholes on 4chan where they still laugh at impact font memes
This is why I ride solo.
/o/ has facebook meme threads ironically.
>>24881159
/o/ is one of the best boards though
>>24881183
>lol it was ironic broo! it was a prank there's a camera over there
Seriously though, /o/ is full of normies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3353485/Parents-baby-Jaxon-born-half-skull-missing-share-touching-photos-son-meeting-Santa-time-Christmas-card-thanking-supporters.html?ito=social-facebook
It's obviously suffering and in distress in all those videos.
Are the parents just in complete denial? Are they delusional?
Any robots with some psych background that can shed some light?
>pic related
that kid is the ultimate sad pepe
>>24881150
>It's obviously suffering and in distress in all those videos.
It could be in distress, although I have to inform you crying and gibbering si waht babies normally do.
As for suffering, you just pulled that out of your ass, why the fuck would it be suffering?
Regardless, most parents of such children are in denial because they act like their child is anything more than literally brain dead. This baby, on the other hand, can actually say some words, so he must have some...
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>>24881307
He's obviously just mimicing noises, his condition means he only has a brain stem and no proper brain. And it is obviously suffering since being in distress like that is because a lot of the sensory information coming in can't be fucking processed due to a lack of brain.
>>24881469
And how do you know he even understands enough to suffer then? The video is certainly not evidence of it and neither are your assertions. Just quit the fucking charade, these threads come up often enough and are an excuse to look down on the stoopid normies who you, oh so ironically, are actually more moral than!
Red flags for boys thread?
>he drives a Japanese car
>his car is older than 5 years
>he doesn't go clubbing
>he doesn't have facebook
only valid red flag you have is
>doesnt have a facebook
>>24881074
Hahahaha, spotted the poorfag creeep!
Here we go again with this shit
When did you learn you're nothing but a prop to fuel women's narcisism?
When I entered High School
>>24881034
Around the same time I learned that I could be the most brilliant, handsome, and considerate guy she's ever dated, until the novelty wears off.
When she asked me to create an Instagram and follow her.