Red flags for boys thread?
>he drives a Japanese car
>his car is older than 5 years
>he doesn't go clubbing
>he doesn't have facebook
only valid red flag you have is
>doesnt have a facebook
>>24881074
Hahahaha, spotted the poorfag creeep!
Here we go again with this shit
I don't have a car cause I don't live in a rural hellhole.
My watch costs more than your car.
>>24881132
>being proud of living in a crowded, expensive city and being a C U C K to public transport
>arm fedora
>>24881156
Nice anime girl where did you find it
>>24881156
My fedora also costs more than your car.
>>24881186
My personal waifu harem.
>>24881037
>>he doesn't go clubbing
a girl that goes clubbing is a red flag
Why is not having a facebook a red flag
>>24881037
How come you people know these are bait threads, but continue to take the bait? Are you getting ironically mad?
>>24881257
My bait costs more than OP's car.
>>24881037
>he drives a Japanese car
My truck is a Ford, but I do have a Japanese motorcycle (Kawasaki Ninja)
>his car is older than 5 years
My truck is only 3 years younger than me and my bike is 8 years old. Who gives a shit? They both run fantastic and have decently low mileage.
>he doesn't go clubbing
Fuck that.
>he doesn't have facebook
Fuck that.
>>24881238
Stupid fucking roastie cunts they fucking deserve a hellish burning REEEEEEE
>>24881257
Taking the bait is an Irish Family Tradition
>>24881278
Enjoy dying alone, loser beta.
>doesn't go clubbing
I'm kinda glad my town doesn't have "a club". as a result we don't have an vapid bitches who constantly preach about clubbing.
red flags for girls:
>she is a carbon-based life form
>she is influenced solely by popular culture
>she thinks she's edgy and off-the-wall, but doesn't realize she is being sold that image as well
>she honestly believes she isn't a walking meme
>she is three-dimensional
>she can not give you a reason for 50% of the things she does
>she refuses to give you a reason for the other 40%
>she tells you what she thinks you want to hear for the remaining 10%
>she exists
>she has ever revealed her gender on 4chan
>she has never read literature written earlier than 1990
>she has ever written a "poem"
>she thinks science is "cool"
>she has dyed her hair in the past 5 years
>she still pretends to be mentally 15 years old
>she is incapable of maturing past the mentality of a 15 year old
>she still thinks about the ex that emotionally abused her
>she isn't in college
>she hasn't taught herself at least 2 vocational skills
>she doesn't have at least 2 hobbies she can speak about at length
>did i say "she exists"?
>>24881081
I have a car... It's a 2010 Nissan versa that looks as new as the day I bought it...
It only has 75k miles...
stop bully
>>24881037
bitch i dont need you
>>24881301
Thanks, l will.
>>24881037
>he earns less than 100k p/a
>he doesn't get on with hisabusiveparents
>his dick is less than 5.5" girth
>he isn't already in a relationship
>he isn't at least 6'2
>he has ever expressed interest in you
>he doesn't "play guitar"read: does second rate rip-offs of jack johnson
>he doesn't epilate his toe hair
>he can't read your mind
red flags for countries
>china
>morocco
>bahrain
>albania
>belarus
>samoa
>tampon
>tonga
>vietnam
>kyrgyzstan
>>24881321
BTFO
>>24881478
kek'd hard thanks
>>24881492
10/10 would kebab again
>>24881037
Honda Civic,
Probably,
Clubbing sucks the music is too loud, I don't drink and dancing is awful, even if I like the aesthetic of clubs.
I have a facebook but I don't use it.
>>24881492
>any Balkan country
Hungary isn't Balkan though. Hungary is aight
>>24881037
>he acts charismatic when you talk to him
>has friends
>"works out" (not sporting, but the act of telling people you work out)
>fat
>has any social media presence
>talks about video game as a hobby instead of a pastime
>tries to convince you of his political agenda
>doesn't know how to cook, do laundry, other household tasks
>is not cynical
>has a proper sleeping schedule
>has schedules
>>24882203
The first three are normally green flags. What gives?
>>24882225
I'm a special snowflake who hates normies, obviously.
2 4 are deal breakers.
I don't care about the first much since I don't know anything about cars, and the third can be fixed, but the remaining two are vital. I certainly don't wanna die in a car accident or be made fun of just because he's too poor to buy a normal car. Won't even comment the facebook part. Only sickos wouldn't have that.
>>24881037
>her penis is inside out
>>24881516
Hungary isn't Balkan, but it's still a shithole.
>mfw I probably make far more money than anyone in this thread and don't own a car
Well, that's an easy way to spot superficial bimbos, red flag right there for girls.
>>24881321
So pretty much every female?
>he's not my qt bf
Real ones from a real femanon (not a fembot)
>he's shorter than 5'11
I can have preferences and I prefer tall men, sorry manlets
>he doesn't have a job/or has a dead end retail type job
>he doesn't have any social media accounts
>he lives with his parents
>he doesn't travel
>he doesn't drink
>>24882509
I'm 5'6". Your loss. Then again you sound vapid and superficial so I doubt I would have any interest in you. You probably are fat too.
>>24882509
Post height and weight.
If your BMI is over 20 you have no right desu.
>>24882932
>>24882953
wow you guys really know how to play into it huh?
>His entire lower body shakes during the first time you have sex and he can't get an erection cause of his nervousness
>mfw that was me
JUST FUCK MY ERECTIONS UP SENPAI
>>24882203
>>has schedules
only flag I got.
Japanese cars are more reliable than German or American cars, dear shitposter.
>>24882509
>You can be shorter than that and still look like and actually be a man
>is that all a man is to you? a bank account?
>Social media is bullshit. It turns people narcissistic. What possible advantage could it have to you if he has it
>Valid point maybe. Depends how old he is
>A valid point again
>You don't need to drink to have a good time at any point in your life. It's literally so trivial that it's not important to anything
You sound wonderful.
>>24883335
>>You can be shorter than that and still look like and actually be a man
>>is that all a man is to you? a bank account?
>>Social media is bullshit. It turns people narcissistic. What possible advantage could it have to you if he has it
>>Valid point maybe. Depends how old he is
>>A valid point again
>>You don't need to drink to have a good time at any point in your life. It's literally so trivial that it's not important to anything
Counterpoints:
>it doesn't matter how he looks, it matters how he makes me feel, also I want to be able to wear high heels around him and not tower over him
>a man is not a bank account but if he doesn't have a job then chances are he's a lazy slob, no one wants to date a neet because they are mostly terrible people
>having social media accounts shows that your are: Social, someone fun to be around, that you have friends, all things that I want in a man
>not drinking usually means that you aren't social or don't have any friends which is why I included it, no one likes the loser that refuses to drink and sits in the corner all night at a party
real red flags for boys
>talks about working out (doesn't actually)
>conservative but doesn't have a job or works a shit job (it's ok to be conservative if you have a real job)
>has no goals or ambitions
>constantly whines about things he can't control
>thinks he's smart but lazy
>greatest achievement was passing a class without studying
>has no friends that he's known longer for more than a year
>he has a cheeky name for his wifi
>he likes mandalorians
>he likes naruto
>he thinks puns are amusing
>he likes the facebook page i fucking love science
>hes subscribed to richard dawkins twitter
>he is libertarian
>>24882355
>no face
leave
>>24883429
>She would rather drink than smoke weed, cuddle and listen to music.
Alcohol is good, but you can be social and out going w/o it.
>>24883335
>You don't need to drink to have a good time.
Says every asshole NOT having a good time.
>>24883472
go back2 reddit
back
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>>24883429
>be 5'6"
>gf is 5'10"
>she likes to wear heels
She's not a whiny insecure bitch, though.
1991 Nissan Skyline r32 GTR
what is wrong with you fucking fuck fuck
>>24881037
>>he doesn't go clubbing
I would if i had someone to go with. I always go when opportunity arises.
