How would you react if she claimed you were the father of this child?
>>24881457
Get a paternity test and then cry tears of happiness
>>24881457
Who are you? I don't even know you.
>>24881457
go along with it as long as I get to smash dat pussy f a m
>nose piercing
Why do cunts do this?
>>24881457
>I never should have been a sperm donor
Demand partial custody and start teaching him to be a man
smug brag to pol about how i can make white babies as a non-white.
then seppuku
>>24881457
I'm black so obviously i was keked
i would be really nice about it until the child shit itself. then i would offer to change its diaper. then i would take the dirty diaper and forcibly put it on her. then i would remove the rest of her clothes and force her outside. then i would follow her with a megaphone shouting about how she is a retard who shits herself and has to wear diapers. i would walk her in that fashion to her parents' house, where i would force her father at gunpoint to take the diaper off his daughter and apply it to his wife. then i would put an earpiece in her father's ear and force him to parade his wife around town, saying through a megaphone anything i fed to him through the earpiece (pretty much about how she's a retard who shits herself). i would follow behind him with a gun on him in case he tried anything funny. i would lead him to his wife's parents' house to continue the chain until someone's parents are dead, and then i would take them to the cemetery and dig up the body to put the dirty diaper on it. then i would walk the corpses like ragdolls to the graves of their parents until we get far back enough that the burial records are lost, and then i would return to the original girl and lovingly care for her and our child for the rest of our lives.
>>24881457
Lady i have brown skin and black hair. You're not fooling anyone.
>>24881457
laugh, since I shoot blanks.
>>24881457
im a virgin
>file rape charges
>get shiltloads of money
that's a handsome baby
> wheelchair
I honestly can't get it up for a paraplegic. Also I'm black, that's not my spawn
you can literally see the crazy in her eyes
>>24881457
DNA test, not to mention I'd never fuck an aging horseface like that.
>>24883149
maybe she's just at the top of a really narrow escalator
>>24882788
Sorry, not feeling it senpai
>>24883218
The escalator in her kitchen, yea
>>24883314
you're saying she's paraplegic, but that she shouldn't have an escalator in her house? who died and made you disability compliance inspector?
I can't make my hand pregnant
>>24881457
I'd ask how she got my semen and when
>>24881457
heh if only it were true
>>24881457
Ask acnekun for advice on how to cook a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdO-A21Jyw
>>24883149
A follow-up on that, if she is JRHNBR, then I'm down
I wouldn't.
That baby is white.
But I'm a grill
walk up a some stairs.
>>24881457
Well I am indian.
Prolly say yes. Then my 'son' can grow up to love me. I will have to find a way to get rid of the mum though
I'd be like "wait I scored?" then I'd be like ok i guess i have to marry this whore now because i dont want to pay child support then id have sex with her every night xD
>>24881457
Seeing as that looks almost identical to me as a child, I wouldn't be suprised.
I'd ask her if she was the mother. hopefully not.
Turn it on its stomach while it's sleeping, blame it on SIDS
>>24881457
check your white privilege shitlord
>>24885220
>hopefully not
Why not? She's a qt.
>people failing to have noticed the wheelchair
Kek
>>24881457
Kill myself, imagine the look on her face
