There are so many people on here that are messed up, list every difference between you and this guy. Include physical, personality, and traumatic experiences. I'll start:
Obviously don't post if you're expecting sympathy from others.
>Bi
>Chubby
>Face isn't the worst but since i'm chubby it looks bad
>Acne and KP
>No muscles
>Not decisive
>Christian
>Shitty at pretty much everything
>Virgin
>ADD
>Socially Anxious especially when on ADD medicine
>Mentally abusive mother
>No self esteem
>Gender Dysphoria every once and awhile even though i know it would be as shitty as being a guy
>So just cross dresser sexually
>Want a dominant girlfriend but due to abusive mother i can't accept being submissive so it's hard to imagine a perfect fit
-INTP
>>24882276
>INTP
Kill yourself right fucking now you worthless piece of shit
lol that's bullshit
what i like in a guy is:
>skinny
>taller than me (ie 5'6 and up)
>college degree is irrelevant
>brown eyes and medium length, curly hair
>clean shaven ye
>jokes around and has a laugh ye
>smooth chest ye
>sensitive when you are upset ye
>tells me he loves me ALL THE TIME
>wants a family ye
>how often he calls is mom is irrelevant
>gorges on meat with me, sure yes pls
>non smoker ye
>doesnt have to drink beer or lager
>DOES NOT ENJOY FOOTBALL AND SOAPS
>earns less than me and drives whatever fuggin car he wants
>canhing tire irrelevant
>doesnt care about fashion and lets me dress him
>can swim and ride a bike sure
>does not enjoy shopping wtf i dont want a faggot
Topkek do something as a roboy or die a fag
>>24882276
>Straight
>Slightly chubby
>Face is a 6/10 due to fat, could be 7 or 8/10 after I'm done losing weight
>No acne or KP
>some muscle but not enough for current weight (6ft, 200Ib)
>Pretty shy and not decisive especially when making moves on girls
>Agnostic/Diest
>Do okay in college
>Virgin but have passionately made out with one girl and fingered her
>Low self esteem, with social anxiety
>Single mom who cared about me but wasn't the best fit for a typical parent role
>Slight body dysmorphia
>Don't cross dress
>Would prefer a girlfriend who could be dominant but is usually submissive if I was good at sex. Right now I wouldn't mind fucking an experienced chick to learn how to not suck at sex.
Too lazy to do another MBTI and I don't remember my result from the one time I took it.
Same height
Same hair (eyes change color)
College degree
Not clean shaven, hairy chest.
Somewhat muscly, not toned. Pretty athletic though.
Mom is dead.
Definitely joke around a lot.
Stoic, so usually not emotional when upset.
No smoking
Lots of meat and beer (hence the not toned part).
Don't care about football, but will watch if at the bar. No soaps.
Make lots of money, 40k car so not too expensive but nice.
Eh, it's mostly me. Maybe that's why I'm typically successful with women.
>>24882439
Really hate the long tests, just figure it out yourself you are either the left one or the right one take the letters.
>>24882301
Soon
tumblr bait tread but im gonna respond anyways
an inch taller
not as athletic
men have hair and shaving body hair is for the gays
have a beard
haven't talked to my mom since thanksgiving
kinda insensitive desu
dont want a family
dont like soaps
drink rarely
dont drive
I dress for comfort and dont care much for fashion
>>24882276
Literally the fucking girl version of me minus the Christian and add bits
>>24882276
>watches soaps
No straight male watches soap operas. The fuck is this fag shit?
>>24882407
that sounds like i fit the bill
>>24882276
>5'11
>Skeleton
>Poor relationship with parents
>Don't enjoy shopping for the sake of shopping. Only shop when there's something I really need.
I am not muscular and I have blue eyes. That's it.
>>24882276
>Bisexual
>Christian
How does that work OP?
>>24882276
>5ft 8in
>sometimes clean shaven. You can grown out facial hair. Just maintain and groom it.
>dont watch tv
>dont love you but can make you believe i do
>dont want a family or you. Just your vagina
>>24882557
I've seen two miracles that no matter how hard i try i can't explain, both healings. One i was litterally holding this womans fingers feeling them pop and shit without doing anything, the other exorcism (fucking scary) to this kid who ODed and lost air to his brain for a bit putting him in a wheel chair and by the end of the night he was walking on his own. Not perfectly but it was better then it was when he came in which was nothing at all.
And so i have no reason not to believe in a god, i don't know if he needs me to think Jesus is his son or not but i'm sticking with it. Other religions are probably fine and just another ladder to reach him.
Specifically bi stuff: I don't want to marry a guy because that would mean i would have to come out so i'll marry a manly girl and have her peg me.
>>24882276
Someone skipped leg day
>>24882276
Huh. That guy in pic is essentially me
doesnt every nigger and their moms have a college degree these days?
Why do chicks like brown eyes? I would have thought blue and green would be the preferred eye colors, not that non white shit.
>>24882276
>brown eyes
kek
>>24882817
i wonder if there's tinder data or something, or if girls even notice eye color
>tfw match all of that except the physical stuff
Women dont know what they want in a guy
I know what women want
They want an alpha bad boy knows what he wants, who will let her along for the ride as long as she sucks and fucks
College optional
Being rich is optional
>>24882817
Tall, DARK, handsome rings a bell?
Fair features are normally very good in women, but men are usually preferred to have some dark in them.
As a dude I don't agree on the eyes though, I think dark hair and blue/green eyes is the best combo, no homo.
>>24883918
good luck with that, i'll stick with the girls that isn't going to divorce people like you after you're no longer muscular, sexually active, and blew all your money on her and therefore have no more reason to associate with you. Even if it means going for a girl thats a bit uggo it's worth it in the long run.
>>24882276
>brown eyes
>regularly calls mother
The fuck? Who are they asking? Brown eyes are shit tier and momma boys are pussy deflectors.
![brad-pitt-hairstyle-with-straight-hair[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zNX4meB.jpg "brad-pitt-hairstyle-with-straight-hair[1].jpg")
>>24884206
lol no, that's just what butthurt swarthy brown people say.
>>24884341
lol keep telling yourself that, the stereotype exists for a reason
also, brad pitt is not even full blonde, he is dark blonde, top kek
>>24882407
i'm not clean shaven but otherwise i fit the bill senpai
>manlet
>chubby
>facial hair
>doesnt 'love' or feel sensitive about 'you'
>dont want family
>dont gorge on meat
>dont call mom regularly
>dont drink alcoholic drinks
>dont enjoy football or soaps
>no degree (yet)
>dont earn a lot
>no car
>no driving license
>cant change tire
>dresses like shit
>>24884206
Fuck this guy is like if i was attractive and died my hair blackand got a different jaw line
>>24882276
- Not really in shape
- 5'7" not even insecure. Deal with it.
- Brown eyes and hair but my hair is long
- Attended some college but no degree
- Clean shaven sometimes, sometimes not
>Sensitive when you are upset
- Lel like I give a shit
- I always mean it when I say I love someone, I'll just never love anyone ever again because nobody is worthy
- I want a family, but not children
- Vegetarian
- Talk to grandmother a lot. Don't speak to mother at all.
- Don't touch any drugs including alcohol, pot and cigarettes. I don't even like coffee.
- I'm sure I could change a tire if I had the tools. I don't.
- Don't much care what I wear, but I do have some nicer clothes.
- I fucking hate shopping. Shopping is a nightmare because Americans can't make products properly so you have to either hunt all fucking day or settle for buying garbage.
- I fucking love swimming. I'm amphibious.
>& ride a bike
Are there adults that can't ride a fucking bike?
>Football and Soaps
- Fucking. Repulsive.
- Drive a piece of shit and have a license
How do you know the guy in the pic isn't bi? I mean he's obviously not gay because he's not ugly enough, but he could be bi.
Is there any hope for me lads?
>>24884576
You can't ride a bike?
>>24884643
I've never ridden a bike before.
>>24882276
>broken nose
>crooked teeth
>balding
>5'9
>orthodox
>dropped out of high school
>depressive
>suicidal
>xenophobic
>homophobic
>fascist
>love industrial music and black metal
How the fuck can someone not know how to change a fucking tire? My 3 year old nephew can do it for Christ's sake.
B-But I have big cums to my penis...
>Autism
>Depressed
-INTJ
