Fembots, why don't you just get a gf?
Because I can't pay for one.
I have no income.
Also, everybody would laugh at me, and I'd have to be with a girl as ugly and fat as I am.
I do want a gf though, and it makes me sad.
>>24916242
shut up and more food you fat bitch.
I have a trap gf familia
Robots, please help me
I'm going to a party by myself at 10. It's a party consisting only of a couple needs from the college writing center but I need some potential conversation starters because I'm socially autistic.
Here's what I have so far:
Good tier:
Got any plans for Christmas break?
Mediocre tier:
How are your classes this semester?
Which classes are you taking next semester?
Have you had any fun professors this year?
Do you know when you're graduating?
Specifically for the host: Do you like living...
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>>24916075
other people will be conversing, just ride their coat tails. if you're not the shyest person there, no need to worry about there being nothing to talk about.
>>24916323
>if you're not the shyest person there
I probably will be
Plus I'm boring and uninteresting ;__;
>>24916401
well, that's a good thing as you can delegate other people to be the initiator of conversation.
i'm a terrible conversationalist, but manage to get by relying on other people to set the tone/flow/
>"men" who keep cats as pets
literally the pet of kucks
I'm allergic to cats. I live with a bear instead.
>>24916062
Is that you Mr.Brown?
>>24916113
I don't think so. Who is Mr. Brown?
Youve never felt the pain of having 17 times your normal sex drive (men have 17 times the testosterone and testosterone is equal to your sex drive) and being an involuntary virgin
Fuck you and fuck your "problems"
Same is true for estrogen and women have like 20 times more estrogen than males.
>>24916095
try injecting testosteron to female.
try injecting estrogen to male.
The results are as the OP says.
>>24915953
>You've never felt the pain of having 17 times your normal sex drive
I was a masturbation addict in high school.
I would masturbate until it became too painful, basically for 50% of my free time.
I always smelled like rancid pussy- the constant trauma to my twat gave me a yeast infection roughly once a month.
>benzodiazepines are medications commonly used to treat anxiety
>side effects of benzos include: anxiety
Redpill me, robots. Is all western medicine nothing more than a Zionist conspiracy?
>>24915933
Xanax is amazing i dont care what they say. Having a bad day pop 2 bars and you are good.
Only the will of the mind can conquer the ails of the mind. Expecting pills alone to solve your problems is nothing more than a foolish dream that people capitalize on for profit.
Benzos never did shit but knock me out... And I hang out with a lot of mental fucks that have the same experience so I don't know.
How do i talk to girls.
Robot pls go this is an original comment desu
If you're into weird shit, don't tell her that. I see far too many people do that, and I have no idea what they expect.
post bio funny man
>>24915915
Pretending like you're talking to a man, but omit anything intelligent or political.
>you're just not my type
What do boys mean when they say this? I've been rejected so many times it has lost all meaning
>>24915874
It means you're ugly, or maybe a bitch, or just plain annoying.
pussy stinks.
>>24915874
It means they're not a faggot.
>be 25
>go with my mum to the store
>she gets me nuggies at burger-king after
Today was a good day anons.
So what are you expectations for this thread, OP?
>>24915792
None, I blog my life through various posts. some take off but I've bee doing it for years now
>>24915699
burger king nuggies are shit tier
Is it over robots or is she just testing me?
>>24915675
>Asking out over facebook
You've already ruined what little chance you had
>>24915731
It's pof
>>24915762
Dating website. Ok, then she's testing you.
>be 3 years old
>have a extreme lack of common sense
>have mom put something you want on top of fridge
>hatch a plan
>push chair over to fridge
>have a step on the edge of the kitchen
>have one leg on the chair hanging off that step
>get on chair
>chair immediately falls over
>hit head on the corner of a table
>black out
>wake up to see your mom crying over you
>feel extreme pain on your head and scream bloody murder
>mom about to rush you to the hospital
>have grandma be over at the time
>let her sit at the table the entire time you were pushing the chair to the fridge
>have her be a retired nurse
>she says that you're fine
>mom will through you into the tub
>get a dent-like scar on your head that will never heal
thanks grandma
>>24915389
damn
what a cutie
>>24915389
post an after picture,cutie
>>24915389
That's nothing
>be premature birth
>doctor who is going to deliver me unfortunately is full blown DINDU
>uses forceps to pull me out
>puts two dents on the side of my head, and makes the brigde of my nose crooked
>left me with partial facial paralysis
>everybody was too stupid to sue
>have...
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How soon after a tragedy occurs does it become socially acceptable to joke about it?
>>24915356
Socially acceptable among which groups? On this site I'd say it's almost immediate, but among normies I'm not so sure
>>24915356
i know this is black twitter but i honestly find this sort of funny
>>24915356
a solid 37 seconds
Autists, as our own genetically and culturally destinct race, need our own Israel to escape the brutal oppression by normies and the impending FEMA autistic genocide.
>>24915279
Dafuq is FEMA?
I think that is a fair idea. Where would you propose we inhabit to form a nation-state?
tfw the beta uprising could finally have a set goal instead of just shooting normalfags because muh feelz
I have a crush on a girl but has a bf.
I'm funnier than him.
Better looking
Fit.
I don't smoke weed then brag about it to everyone I know
I don't have braces.
I don't have autism.
I achieve higher grades than him.
Me and her are good friends make each other laugh.
We have long talks on Facebook. In one of them she explains that her bf can be a dick a lot.
I'm just better than him.
But she is supposedly in love with him and constantly takes his shit because of this delusion.
What's wrong with women?
>>24915224
The fact that you're a high schooler. Leave.
>>24915224
She's cute, post more
>>24915224
if that's the situation that you're on your way to fucking her. i've done it twice. just don't do it to people who are actually your friends
Robots, would you rather fuck a gf who had been fucked with:
A: one twelve inch dick
or
B: twelve one inch dicks
And why?
12 one inch because after the first inch it's brand new
>>24915223
So it's more about physical novelty for you?
12 one inch because the other girl would be disappointed with me
>being racist
>not judging individuals on an individual basis
It's a kind of intellectual laziness. Racists would rather take a single incidental trait into consideration than look at the multiple traits that influence the worth of an individual, because doing so would be too much work.
>>24915126
Maybe you should invest in a dictionary at some point in your life.
>>24915126
You can recognize an individual's worth and also recognize superior/inferior traits of the group.
It's intellectually lazy to create a false dichotomy , babbys first troll
>>24915126
True shit OP
Quick judgments can serve as a good defense mechanism when taking the time to make longer judgments can put one in danger, but otherwise it makes little sense.