>be 3 years old
>have a extreme lack of common sense
>have mom put something you want on top of fridge
>hatch a plan
>push chair over to fridge
>have a step on the edge of the kitchen
>have one leg on the chair hanging off that step
>get on chair
>chair immediately falls over
>hit head on the corner of a table
>black out
>wake up to see your mom crying over you
>feel extreme pain on your head and scream bloody murder
>mom about to rush you to the hospital
>have grandma be over at the time
>let her sit at the table the entire time you were pushing the chair to the fridge
>have her be a retired nurse
>she says that you're fine
>mom will through you into the tub
>get a dent-like scar on your head that will never heal
thanks grandma
>>24915389
damn
what a cutie
>>24915389
post an after picture,cutie
>>24915389
That's nothing
>be premature birth
>doctor who is going to deliver me unfortunately is full blown DINDU
>uses forceps to pull me out
>puts two dents on the side of my head, and makes the brigde of my nose crooked
>left me with partial facial paralysis
>everybody was too stupid to sue
>have fucked up face and looked like a retard thru elementary
>get bullied to the max
>til this day can't even wear glasses without tthem tilting
>one eye is smaller than the other
>head is shaped like a bean from the front that i need to cover with hair
fuck you
>
>>24915389
That's not lack of common sense.
I'd be proud if I had a kid that determined to get what he wanted.
>>24915389
Just tell people it's your third eye.
>>24915425
>>24915481
are you pedos?
>>24915558
The worst part is I'd assume that when you were still a baby with a malleable skull there probably would have been a way to fix it.
>>24915618
We ask the questions.
Are you a robot?
Sucks dude, I broke my nose when I was 4 because I put a pillow between two benches and thought I could run over it. Pillow promptly fell under my weight and I went face first into the bench.
>>24915570
and him ending up being an autistic robot big boy with ugly dents in his pumpkin head determined to stay in the basement.
When I was around three I tried to pet a cat and it sliced the side of my face open.
My father picked it up by the tail, spun around and threw it as if he were a shot-putter- I think it crashed into a wall and skittered away.
Old-ass scars are kind of cool looking though.
>>24915665
the captcha tells me no
>>24915717
I actually have Asperger so hah I win
>>24915618
>fembot called a child adorable
literally how am I a pedo? even if a male did it, there are guys out there who go "that kid is so fricken adorable"
>>24915754
it's covered up by hair so I don't get that luxury
the first thing I remember was a bookshelf falling on my head. To this day I have a dent on my skull and have to cover it with hair
>>24915389
How is any of this your grandmas fault? You're the fucking moron who injured himself and caused an irreparable dent and scar. Did you think the hospital was going to be able to repair your permanent damage?
Fucking retard
>>24915781
lets have a babybot like op, chick.
>>24915813
If it's covered up then what's the problem in the first place?
>>24915389
this didnt even happen, nice bait.
>>24915850
I was being sarcastic and also I was three.
your argument is invalid.
>>24915618
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>>24915985
It's not arguing when someone calls you out for being a stupid piece of shit, you back pedalling cunt.
>>24915958
it did, trust me. I have a dent to prove it.
>>24916045
well you called me a stupid piece of shit so I think that starts an argument
>>24916049
Nobody has memories or even could think of any plans at age 3, get fucked nigger.
>>24916145
>Nobody has memories at age 3
How can you explain that I remember most of the episodes of Extreme Dinosaurs and Street Sharks? I checked that shit and the broadcasting ended up when I wasn't even 3yo?
>>24915781
For robots, thinking about sex al the time is a defense mechanism against thinking about love.
- your co-accused.
>>24916260
Your autism makes up weird stories, time to lie down and die faggot.
>>24916279
there is my second rubber dinosaur still at the attic of my parents place.
>>24916279
aren't we feisty tonight
