How do i talk to girls.
Robot pls go this is an original comment desu
If you're into weird shit, don't tell her that. I see far too many people do that, and I have no idea what they expect.
post bio funny man
>>24915915
Pretending like you're talking to a man, but omit anything intelligent or political.
>>24916009
6'3. Girls call me uncle Ben because i only need 2 minutes to finish. (my names Ben and im an uncle)
>>24916009
This dont leave us hanging op
>>24915915
Have fun. Your enjoyment is paramount. If you have fun then you have already got something good out of the conversation. So if she doesn't like you, it doesn't matter. But if you're having fun then she will like you automatically. Unless you are too honest or talk too much about yourself. Being too honest and talking about yourself are fat. Trim the fat.
>>24915915
tell her it was a risky move using a picture with her ex in it and that you respect that
>>24915915
"I was born in Japan but both my parents are unassimilated Americans, so I can't speak Japanese."
>>24916159
Topkek
This op
>>24916092
Well that was underwhelming. Women have the shittiest sense of humour.
>>24915915
>tallfags can be robots too!
>>24916092
that's a pretty shitty joke, familia
she sounds retarded
>>24915915
>putting your height in your bio
Original comments u fat donut
>>24916639
jesus fuck op I was trying to help you out here
you're lucky if she even knows what the fuck dp is short for, plus your shit phrasing loses two-thirds of the joke AND the half-complimenting part of it
this just cuts out like six different things she could've replied and how do you know she'll come up with something worthwhile from what she has left? at least we already know she's dumb since she liked your profile text
>>24916785
Nah, if you say its her ex she might think you're calling her ugly. I made the right move imo
>>24916838
Yeah, that's exactly the point. You want to hint at calling her unattractive, it gives off the vibe she isn't good enough for you, which will in turn make you more attractive to her.
>>24916838
Op you're completely wrong, it was playful, funny, makes her answer for herself, and put the topic onto relationships right away. It was a top tier reply and yours is shit in comparison. I'm leaving this thread now because I can't bear to watch another raging autist blow off his own legs at the start of a race. I don't know how you kids grew up never learning how to talk to girls, you should have been doing this shit since AIM and MSN.
