>tfw I have to go eat again
>I have to go wait in line with a bunch of other people who will stare at me and wonder why this weirdo is eating alone
>I will have to communicate my order effectively to the order person without stuttering or making a mistake
>I will have to wait awkwardly while my food is being made while everyone else is talking and laughing around me
it hurts to live
anyways where should i go to get food r9k i need...
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Why don't you just take your phone / textbooks with you? Make yourself look busy, like there's a reason you need to be alone.
Ganbare.
Why leave home sempai? Sandwiches are cheaper and healthier
You don't have to order, just make something at home. And you can also go through a driveway if you have a car you know.
I am a king of Tinder. I can guide you to pussy. Let me help you robots.
It's netflix and chill, what show do you pick and why?
gay faggot here without a facebook profile who wants to try a pussay
good looking and fit so..where do i start
>>25086407
Netflix and chill is bullshit and won't happen 99% of time. It's fucking astroturfing.
>>25086647
Rule #1 is to swipe left oh and you better have decent pictures
Anyone else get terribly depressed by their birthday? Everything about it makes me sick to my stomach.
i wouldnt get depressed if my parents didnt make a big deal about me having no friends every year
yet they do so it feels like shit
its like a day of mourning for my pathetic existence
ive hated my birthday every year since i was 12 years old
>>25086171
If your life is dogshit then obviously the day that essentially celebrates your existence will suck. Use the suffering as motivation to fix your shit if possible. Not that there is much to celebrate for happy people either, "yay i'm getting older"... Yeah fanfuckingtastic
>>25086171
Yeah man, I feel you.
Festivities in general are shit, but birthday is by far the most miserable one.
>parents nag constantly whether I want to celebrate with friends
>ask if I want to invite them and celebrate at home
>ask what I want for birthday
>ends up with us just eating together once in a year
>why dont you drink anon, just one sip of wine...
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>be poor throughout childhood
>work shitty jobs in summers to have a little bit of cash
>live on milk crates in college
>sleep on floor
>wait tables at sushi place
>lifeishard.meme
>8 years later, finish doctorate
>get married
>Household income: $160k
>Still in 20s
>Never worry about money
>still frugal as fuck
>On track to retire at 45
>fuck millennial stereotypes
How does it feel to be NEET faggots?
considering I am not a wagecuck and therefore instantly superior, pretty good famalam
>>25086052
>Retire at 45
Poor fag
>>25086052
How much loan debt do you have
What would you do if she decided she wants to get fucked by someone else
How do you get a pretty girl to stop bullying you?
>>25085763
Punch her square in the fucking face
Anon...why would you want this?
>>25085763
Stop associating withher. Tell your friends about how much of a bitch she is. Get people to start bullying her back, give her a taste of her own medicine
What would happen if qts and babes were forced to marry males from r9k? They would be obliged to have sex with them too...
Would they end up falling in love with them or would they hate them forever?
>>25085729
They would resent the fuck out of you. Some would probably either kill their husbands in their sleep or take their own lives.
>>25085759
Yep, totally. Look at all the stories of mail-order brides with a husband that met an untimely and suspicious end.
>>25085729
LOL...you're REALLY pathetic.
How about being a man enough to make a 'qt' fall in love with you?
Or you could just go with Plan A and shoot up your local college...fucking pathetic loser.
>girl from tinder is coming over after shes done at work
>finally agree after procrastinating
>she now asks me if I know what shark week means with women
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>25085647
Bitch is already making up excuses not to fuck you, saying she's on the rag and shit.
>I prefer to call it blowjob week
There you go
SHE ASKED ME IF I HAVE TYLENOL
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I TOLD HER I WAS A KISSLESS VIRGIN
IS IT HAPPENING?
How do i become a sociopath so that i can move up to high places and look down upon all the pathetic weak people beneath me?
>this is an original comment you fucking robot
First: you can't become one
Second: it won't help you move up - most sociopaths are jailed at some point
>>25085231
Well you can't become a sociopath like that I guess, but maybe read a lot of psychology, talk to a shitload of people, and find out what makes them feel good/bad? At least you'll be able to "convince" people to do/think things if you know how to steer conversations or w/e. Learn a useful skill too. From there just go work in that sector while using your social skills to progress more easily.
>>25085555
No one gonna say anything about my quads?
No dumb thread?
we need a dumb thread
>be me
>somehow got in university 3 years ago
>somehow haven't gotten kicked out, despite shit tier GPA
>chem major
>required to retake intro to chem again
>go to every class
>go to every lab
>go to every tutorial
>average just over 60% this...
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How are you dumb if you made it through HS and into Uni?
I have an IQ of 74, should I just kill myself?
>>25085443
how did you find your way to the internet?
either way, i'm the sledge hammer of the shed.
Life isn't shit. I'm shit.
I had a one night stand with Burnie once.
true story
>>25085226
Why are you still here JLH?
>>25085285
because no one loves me in real life
I just want to have sex with Asian girls
But there aren't any here
fuck
>>25085176
>no boobs
that is a dude
>>25085176
Move to vancouver
>>25085176
> asian girls
> Japanese godesse
Anyone got any tips for getting through Anti depressant withdrawals? I'm quitting them because their useless. I'm on the second day and I currently just feel off. Dizzy and sweats plus a headache.
Smoke weed and/or drink a few beers. Take some melatonin and get some nice, restful sleep. Exercise will help too, and maybe treat yourself to a nice meal.
>withdrawals
>feel off,dizzy, sweating
>cant handle it
lol
god damn you pussy.
>>25085203
Eat a dick, you horrible cunt.
who /financiallycutoff/ here?
>Dad is rich as fuck but despises the idea of giving me loanfree money on principle
>Mom is too poor to ask for money
>No job and time is occupied by uni
>Slowly losing ability to go out and have fun, interact with others, etc
JUST
Get a damn job.
>>25084887
really? im the only one? fuck, man...
>>25084887
how about you start a business and ask your dad for a loan you fucking failure.
>why do you want a girlfriend anon? Why don't you just get laid instead?
Because that is degenerate and would make me just as bad as them.
>>25084877
I don't want either
Originalcommentfuckyoymootwoyoupieceofshit
>>25084897
You're on r9k. You're already a degenerate.
Website for neetbux application? I'm sick of this shit and I'd rather mooch off of taxpayers.
Im interested too? Advice on how to get bux?
Im in Canada so if you're in Canada even better.
Some NEET should make some kind of guide about how to live a comfortable NEET lifestyle.
I don't think there are a lot of actual NEETs on here though, just college students pretending to be ones.
>>25084865
im on odsp in ontario.
need to get a doctor to fill out forms saying you are disabled enough that you cant work
was pretty easy for me, even got it before i had a dianogos of bipolar and bpd