Do you like butts? I like butts, especially in tight clothing.
BUTTS ARE GREAT
>>25274841
I like butts so much that tits barely arouse me
i am defo a butt guy
What do you think of girls who don't shave their armpits?
>>25274803
I don't mind the aesthetic. Unshaven legs are a deal breaker, though.
>>25274803
Fine so long as the rest is ok.
>>25274825
>Unshaven legs
I like some there too if its blonde or red.
Would you pick up a hitchhiker?
>>25274757
if they were a little old lady maybe.
>>25274757
that was a good episode of the twilight zone tbqh pham
>>25274757
Yeah and i'd rape it dead.
>Stand behind the stage
>You can hear the crowd in the distance
>Some stressed out, sweaty balding guy comes running up to you
>"2 minutes, 2 minutes sir"
>You start tuning your voice, doing some basic vocal warm ups
>"Mhhmm, mmhMM, MhhhMMm"
>"1 minute sir"
>The countdown start on the big screen...
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I can't identify a single Bieber song, but I think that would be a pretty fucking cool VR experience
I am so ready for this pham but I want the Xenia Deli anal DLC pack for 29.99 on launch.
>>25274753
>Go out in the dining hall
>Your friends are all there
>Everyones dressed up
>They're all waiting for you
>Sit down at your piano
>"Sing along if you've heard this one beffore"
>Sonata No. 16 in C Major
>tfw your grandad was a chad
>>25274681
Is that your grandmom on the right?
Looks like grandad dated way down.
My grandpa is alpha as fuck. Too bad my dad is a fucking beta autist who didn't teach me shit. Don't know where those genetics went wrong. His family even make fun of my dad saying he was hit on the head as a child and stuff because he's so retarded.
>>25274702
yeah that's her, but she's older than him
sorry the pic is so shit I left my camera at home
Is there anything more funny than seeing an Asian girl try to twerk?
So kekish
>>25274677
>>25274612
flat butts are cute.
guys i have some whisky i wanna drink but nothing to mix it with. i can't drink it straight but all i have is ice. should i just toss some water in it?
>>25274606
drinking cheap vodka mixed with koolaid, no sugar.
You have no idea how good you've got it soldier.
>>25274606
Take it a sip at a time and it's not bad. You might even get to appreciate it after a while.
>>25274606
When i mix whiskey i have it with lemonade. My friend vouches on drinking it with water though, so it should work.
Im drinking white russians atm tho hell yeah
Reminder that even your therapist cares immeasurably more about his female patients than his male ones
>therapist
fuck off normie scum
>>25274564
>citation needed
>source
>says who
I see a female therapist.
I want to fuck
I want to eat
I want to shit
I want to sleep
>can't fuck because I visit r9k
>can't eat because poor
>can't shit because constipated
>can't sleep
>(can't wake up)
If you or any of your friends looked like this growing up, you are too uncool to be a robot
retreat to some other board. robots strike a certain level of failure and degeneracy, but we have a limit
reported to the authorities
no shitposting allowed on my board
>too uncool to be a robot
>posts picture with no context of a group of guys hanging out
sage goes in all fields
All my friends were either Chads, Drug dealers, or Richfags
I have dived a picture of the reasons HIV-related, because they are located on top of the real life in the past, because I can not not be able to leave the girl, I its own closed in your best only given a shit sheboon disease, because it is not going to build your image, because I have more than you in the ass, I will say that it was innocent, the action for me to help you choose not to take. However, you can fuck your photos as necessary. Because I do mase LMAO.
You are desperately calling my girl, but cry because <3 blackchad further Cucki, it refers to the female...
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>>25274543
>Schitzo robot detected
Can someone translate this from garbles mess to English?
>>25276020
You can't translate schizo
Getting a girlfriend is easy, robots. All my life I was one of the weird kids, kids wouldn't talk to me, I'd get bullied, and never felt the touch of a woman. Now I have a girlfriend of three years, have gained around 25 pounds in muscle , and have a couple of good friends.
All these things are attainable. The problem with most people on this board is that instead of focusing on self improvement they just stay in their rooms all day shitposting on this board because it's easier than making progress. But I'm here to tell you that, that kind of lifestyle...
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>>25274532
After being a neet for 4 years after earning my worthless BA I now
>have a near min wage part time job
>am going back to community college with no goal
>have no friends
>continue to be a never had a KHHV
>live with my parents
>run 3 times a week (my preferred exercise is running)
What would you suggest I do now normalfag?
>>25274628
correction:
>never had a gf khhv
>>25274628
Going back to college is a good thing. Is there anything you're passionate about? Anything you would like to see yourself doing 5 years from now?
Don't worry about living with your parents so much. It doesn't make sense to move out unless you have the financial means to do so.
As for the lack of friends, thats probably the easiest thing to start with. Do you have any hobbies?
Do you think enlightenment exists? What do you define as enlightenment?
Yes. Realizing that you will never know anything, aka losing all faith, of which, faith, is just a synonym for ignorance. Agnostisism btw.
Yes.
It is a term religious leaders dispense to their followers in return for concession of their dogmas.
>>25274736
For instance, >>25274711, where anon is willing to dispense enlightenment to whoever concedes the dogma that 'we will never know everything'.
Give up sex for a month, or drop your phone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLFDMVexnDI
Well robots? What will it be?
>>25274458
well i dont have sex at all and have no use for a phone...
but if i was a normie i'd choose to keep the sex.
do women really "marry up"
From that picture, yes
He's much more attractive than she is
Dark haired
Strong jaw
String chin
His nose and ears are a bit pointy, but that's not the worst they could be
She has large jaw
Weak chin
Big forehead
But whatever, normie guys don't get that picky about women past about a 6-7/10
That's always been my plan
>>25274456
Yes and no. Women will look for a man who has traits that she knows will benefit her offspring. I'm not the best looking guy but I scored an 8/10 qt gf and have dated her for 3 years. The reason she was interested in me is because I was confident and passionate about a lot of things which are good traits.