Hey r9k,
My girlfriend decided last night that while she still loves me, I'm not "alpha enough" and she wants to invite her black ex-bf over to my house tomorrow to prove to me how a real man treats her.
What should I do about this situation?
choke her next time you fuck that's literally all they want
>>29994338
just be urself
and everything will surely work out
teehee ^-^
>>29994338
Dump her dude. She's literally cucking you.
Let's learn how to cook! Cooking can be very relaxing and rewarding! Share your recipes, fellas. I'll start off with a relatively easy one -
Rice with saucy chicken and vegetables :
Note - it's pretty obvious but always take care when cooking, especially when frying. Piping hot oil is no joke.
INGREDIENTS -
- A packet of rice
- 2 chicken breasts
- Vegetables of choice, but generally zucchinis, carrots, leek and peppers are a good combination.
- Peanuts
- Rice vinegar
- Sesame oil
- Olive oil (or sunflower oil)
- Soy sauce
- Brown sugar
- Cornstarch
PART ONE, RICE -
1 - Grab your desired amount of rice and wash it well with cold water.
2 - Pour water in a large pan or pot, whatever you've got that can hold the rice. Amount of water poured should be 3x the amount of rice. For example if you took one cup of rice, pour three cups of water using the same cup.
3 - Put in salt by your preference. I generally recommend going easy on the salt, as it's easier to fix an under-salted dish.
4 - Cover your pot/pan and turn on the heat (I usually turn up the heat on my hot plate/stove on high, and then turn it down once the rice starts to boil) and let it boil.
Note - don't worry if the water starts to foam up and spill, just turn down the heat a little if you haven't done so yet and remove the lid to let some of the steam out. You can also take the pot off the heat for a moment or two while it simmers down a little.
5 - Eventually your rice will soak up the water and swell, leaving little water in the cooking pot. Turn off the heat and take the rice off the stove, and leave it to cool somewhere while you're making the chicken.
PART TWO, CHICKEN & VEGETABLES -
1 - Cut the chicken breast into cubes or strips, whatever you prefer. Make sure you remove junk / bone off them.
2 - Mix soy sauce, rice vinegar, sesame oil and brown sugar in a suitable container and put the chicken breast in it. Stir it up and let it absorb the sauce.
3 - Cut your vegetables into strips.
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>>29994334
CONTINUING -
4 - Grind up your peanuts. You can just grab the packet before opening and crush them with something.
5 - Mix some water and cornstarch, I think the ratio was 1:1. Half a tablespoon should be good enough, can't remember the exact amount.
6 - When you've prepared your ingredients, and the meat has absorbed some sauce, put a wok pan (or a suitable replacement, it shouldn't be shallow) on the stove, and turn up the heat.
7 - Once the pan has heated enough (make sure it doesn't overheat), pour a small amount of olive oil (or sunflower oil). Something like a tablespoon and maybe a bit more.
8 - Put the chicken in the pan, and stir until cooked. You can decide until when exactly, but about the pont once they shrivel up and start letting out a boiling sauce.
9 - Pour in the cornstarch mixed with water and grinded peanuts.
10 - Take the chicken out of the pan, put in a little more oil and stir fry the vegetables. You can add salt, soy sauce and/or pepper.
11 - Turn off the heat once the vegetables are done and pour them in the container with the cooked chicken and mix/stir it up.
12 - Serve with the rice and enjoy! You can add some more peanuts when serving or more soy sauce if you prefer.
So, what are your favourite recipes?
What's the point of cooking when you can eat the ingredients seperately?
>>29994363
And if it takes longer to make than to eat it just seems even more pointless.
anyone else /nomatterwhatidoigettreatedlikeworthless-shit/ here? it's becoming baffling at this point in my life. i just can't believe how evil and cruel and heartless, or just plain selfish everyone is. i feel so shattered, and done with trying.
Welcome to hell my friend
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>>29994427
i have officially reached the highest mountain's view of every normie scum's cruelty. i am surrounded.
this really is hell.
>>29994331
Here the secret robot
[SPOILER]you care to much about what people think of you. People are afraid to be nice to you for fear of you becoming too attached[/SPOILER]]
Please. I'm in need of Hitler webm. Please share. Benis points if you're from Germany.
>>29994307
I'm from Poland, moved to Sweden and voted for a "leftist" party. Try to stop me stormfag.
D E V I L I S H
>>29994940
aren't pole supposed to be nationalist .Your country is respected at /pol/ compared to other more successful euro countries.
why in hell would you be a lefty if you get so much love from right
>>29995086
I voted left (enviomental party in Sweden) because it's in my eyes the way forward for such a diverse country like Sweden. The immigrants are there, voting reactionary would not help anyone.
Polands decisions on immigration are pretty extreme (compared to the rest of yurop) but are justifiable. Sadly many other political decisions are truly retarded, and just once again proves Polands incompetence in complex matters.
Funny how my views on Swedish politics are strong lef, while I'm ceter moderate...
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>walk into your bedroom
>turn on the light
>see this
What do?
Swooce right in swooce
>>29994301
Tell them wtf are they doing on my room, who the fuck are you? Better not be stealing my shit faggot or we are going throw hands.
>>29994301
Not really sure what to do and in which order but
>Be very scared someone else is in my room.
>Someone naked is in my room.
>Panic at someone being in my room and the fact my father in in the house.
>Panic at the fact not only my dad is in the house but this someone naked is a man.
>Ask them to put their clothes and leave without being mean or breaking this...
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tfw every single one of you is actually pretty well off. im 19, im trans, and i have no chance of passing as a plain old girl. i was forced into a life of nothing but suffering and ugliness, and so I have no choice but to opt out. some may say "MENTAL ILLNESS", but what I feel is so goddamn real, so inescapable, i wouldn't wish this upon anyone. I would sacrifice anyone and anything if i could not feel gender dysphoria. Please guys, don't squander the lives you've been given, at least you have your bodies that you can improve and do things with
Let me sodomize you
>>29994326
If you could promise me a painless death afterwards
>>29994297
being depressed because no ez mode life = gender dysphoria
>no abusive gf
>>29994273
Is that MrRepzion?
What is wrong with me? Even if the girl isn't that attractive, short hair is a perceived instant upgrade. Kill me.
>>29995320
you just like short haired boys anon
>anon are you still a virgin? haha
thicc
muh
fat
nah
N-No I mean y-yes
>"Oh god it's so humid tonight! Do you think we should buy a fan or something in here? I hate not being able to cuddle with you like we did in the winter! No, don't! You know we'll just get sticky and uncomfortable! Anon, stop!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoK9RGuOdU ]
>"You know you're real good company Anon. No, I mean it. I don't know, it's just, well, I can't explain it. When I'm with you I'm never bored, it's like there's a million things I want to tell you about and a million things I want you to tell me about yourself. I just like being around is all. You're a real catch."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwBYWvCl8dc ]
>"Thanks for asking me to come visit your parents Anon, they're really nice people. Are you sure we're not going to wake them up when we go back after walking like this so late at night? Sure? Oh ok, good. Hey, do you know what your dad told me when you were in the bathroom? He said 'you know I was really starting to worry that Anon was never going to meet someone, but I can see now he was just waiting for you to come along'. Isn't that sweet!?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGWtL-17y0 ]
Dont let this shit die op
Its my fucking antidote for loneliness
does /r9k/ like CHVRCHES
>>29994197
i love CHVRCHES
They're alright, Lavren on the other hand isliteral perfection
Their second album sucked.
and Larry is too much of the worst kind of SJW.
Who /panicattacks here?
I'm currently in the throes of a 2 hour panic attack. Any other anons experience this wonderful, life-affirming phenomenon?
Pic unrelated
We must experience panic attacks very differently if yours is able to last 2 fucking hours.
Are you just experiencing anxiety?
>>29994281
I dunno. Feel like shit. So fucking tired and pins and needles all over my body constantly for two hours an absolute fuck ton of anxiety is present also yes
>>29994329
Yeah I don't understand that shit. Sometimes I just wake up feeling like that, and it feels like your brain and body know something is wrong and keeps trying to turn off
>your parents are divorced
>mom begins openly dating a nigger
what do u do?
>>29994161
Nothing because I'm ok with it. My mom is dating a black guy now, and we play Vida after work. He's nice and not at all an angry man. Op you're just being a child, grow up. If not you will always be ignorant. I hope your fifteen, because if you are a grown man and racist it's too late for you.
>>29994303
>His step dad is a nigger
>>29994303
>Op you're just being a child
>Plays "Vida" with his new black daddy
Pokego thread? PokeGo thread.
More like Pokemon "No".
>this triggers the normalfag
>>29994135
How about you pokego fuck yourself, OP.
Fuck off
Everyone who made fun of me for playing pokemon is dickriding this shit and I see stacies in the mall playing and naming the pokemon correctly
Normies keep making memes out of this
/vp/ is being shit up
GF will now cater to people who've played go
Anyone else here enjoy writing haiku or other forms of poetry? Here are a couple of mine:
>Enter a new world
>Put me on, surround your ears
>Remain in this world
>The sweet melody
>Passing through my ears at night
>Take me to the skies
I like those OP very cool. I wrote something the other day for shits and gigs. Tell me what you think
Cicadas' swelling sound
Serrated, serene surrounds
>Put me on
I really dislike this
>>29994131
yeah, i wrote a haiku about a tenga egg once
> Enigma unfolds,
> A plastic egg bursts open;
> The spider wants dick.
made my dick feel so good, highly recommended
The girl I am infatuated with is named Angela.
I know she has 11 ex boyfriends. I can name literally all of them. She's a petite light skinned black girl raised in middle class and has been around whites for majority of her life.
She has had 7 out of the 11 exs as white guys. I am second best friend on her phone and the first is named scott. Her most recent ex, i fucking hate and despise this guy. But she tells me he's obsessed with her as well.
Meaning that he is in a new relationship but in order to make her feel bad, tells her about everything...
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Sounds like a bad case of being a FUCKING LOSER
>>29994118
11 boyfriends? OH LAD THATS A LOT.
+ all the one night stands she had .. this girl probably fucked about 25-30 guys. and she SURELY WONT TELL U ABOUT IT.
RUN FROM THIS ROASTIE AS FAST AS U CAN. DELETE HER NUMBER, DELETE HER FROM FACEBOOK. AND FORGET THIS ROASTIE SLUT.
>>29994118
you sound extremely shallow and you didn't name a single worthwhile reason to be infatuated with her.
have fun being a brainless normie who worships other people.