>"Oh god it's so humid tonight! Do you think we should buy a fan or something in here? I hate not being able to cuddle with you like we did in the winter! No, don't! You know we'll just get sticky and uncomfortable! Anon, stop!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoK9RGuOdU ]
>"You know you're real good company Anon. No, I mean it. I don't know, it's just, well, I can't explain it. When I'm with you I'm never bored, it's like there's a million things I want to tell you about and a million things I want you to tell me about yourself. I just like being around is all. You're a real catch."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwBYWvCl8dc ]
>"Thanks for asking me to come visit your parents Anon, they're really nice people. Are you sure we're not going to wake them up when we go back after walking like this so late at night? Sure? Oh ok, good. Hey, do you know what your dad told me when you were in the bathroom? He said 'you know I was really starting to worry that Anon was never going to meet someone, but I can see now he was just waiting for you to come along'. Isn't that sweet!?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGWtL-17y0 ]
Dont let this shit die op
Its my fucking antidote for loneliness
crywank fucking sucks, but i miss being snug
I can't fall asleep without a fan running
>"Shh, we'll have to whisper. Sorry you have to stay in here, it's just my parents are pretty old-fashioned about this sort of thing. Hey, scoot over and I'll lay with you for a while. Oh you're so warm! First thing tomorrow, when my parents leave for their trip, I'm coming right in here and snuggling with you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaxE5VaZvIQ ]
here we go again...
moar op pls
>>29994254
Hello escortbro, I miss your threads. I mean the Marina threads. They were so comfy.
How are you doing, man?
>>29995795
PLEASE
FUCKING
STOOOOP
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>>29994254
>>29994305
>>29994370
>>29995795
i can't comprehend why this guy keeps reposting the same gay shit, no real robot has ever been told such words and we can't relate, if a girl has talked to you like that you are a full blown normie and need to gtfo
>>29995856
You clearly don't understand these threads then. Let me guess, you also didn't read the Marina threads.
Just go and don't make no trouble.
>>29994254
These threads actually trigger me so much
please stop my man ;(
>>29995892
oh i understand them, you want to have some of that normalfag shit in your life because you are a retard, eat shit and die
>you will never live in Olympia, Washington in 1994 and begin an apprenticeship at a local radio station and turn up to work in light blue jeans with a black tshirt tucked into the waist and pass a girl each morning with short black hair and remarkably pale skin who works there as a receptionist and who seems disorganized and easily flustered in a way that makes you feel protective of her, especially considering the other two receptionists are much older women who don't seem to talk to her much and at lunch time see her queuing at the same sandwich shop and ask where she plans to eat and have her say in a nearby park and begin talking tentatively about the place you work at and how your jobs are boring but a job's a job and go to eat in a cemetary a few streets away which is overgrown and which nobody else visits and have her explain while laughing that ok it's not really a park and sit together in the shade with your backs against an eroded gravestone and have her cover her face as she laughs at something you say because there's food in her mouth
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTU58veU4ko ]
>>29995795
lol this gives me memories. Snuck into my gfs house at like 3 am at new years and got drunk and fucked like rabbits. All while whispering and doing shit super slow to be as quiet as possible. Her mom later found us in the morning at like 7am and called the police. Good times
>>29995969
fuck man this girl is 10/10
>>29995973
i hope you get cancer and die soon
Mfw some faggot dreams up some gay shit he wishes a girl would say to him then thinks "hey yeah i bet someone else will appreciate this" then posts it here
Thanks for reminding me that I will never have a gf
>>29994254
>it's this thread again
please continue, i live for these
>you will never share a small cramped apartment with your qt girlfriend after graduating together and sit in the dim bedroom on the edge of your single bed as it rains heavily outside and have her enter quietly without you noticing and ask Anon what's wrong and tell her nothing and that it's just you're starting to feel guilty for not being able to provide for her and give her the security your lives need because of your inability to find a job and have her kneel on the bed behind you and hug your body and hurriedly say Anon it's okay please don't worry about me I'll love you no matter what and say nothing in return but put your hand over her hands joined across your chest and listen to the thunder cracking in the distance and the lightning forking way out in the distance where the sky is a little less grey
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ww-5XUFTGc ]
Please write one of these for pic related
OP, I'd like you home address so I can find you and mercilessly beat you to a red meaty fucking pulp you fucking faggot. These threads are so fucking gay, and so fucking stupid that it actually irritates me that posting this isn't punishable by an immediate lynching. Women never fucking say this. They never have said this and they will never save this. You're just shitting up this already miserable board with the same old garbage woman-worshipping that's been slowly killing it. I sincerely hope to see you and everything you love in hell so that I can shit fury on you for your stupid fucking posts. Fuck you. This is terrible.
>>29996079
Fuck off ya paedo
thank you op
i feel warmth
>you will never overcome the sense of hopelessness and worthlessness which burdens you from waking to sleeping almost each day and become the fun, optimistic, playful individual you were as a child and meet a girl who is exactly your type and whose own type appears to correspond to someone just like you and drive together in the early evening with music playing loud and have her scrunch up her face and laugh as you turn towards her and mime the lyrics to a song in an exaggerated way and have your heart swell at the sight of her so healthy and beautiful and happy to be alive and in your company
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHkAqWa9gW0 ]
>>29996083
>Women never fucking say this.
I thought this was the whole point? Giving these women anime dialogue instead of their usual insufferable way of talking.
>>29996122
kek
>>29996142
The only women that should be posted here should be black, blue, and red not fucking talking in their meme jap cartoon dialect.
>>29996079
>oh anon won't you help me clean my dirty diapy?
>i haven't been cleaned in weeks, that's why the guy behind me is wearing a mask
>oh your hands are so clean....not for long
>pfffffffffrrrrrt prrrrrrrt pfft
>uh oh looks like you got a fresh one
>oh your hands on my smelly piss-encrusted pussy are so warm
>almost as warm as the feces smeared all over my plump pale cheeks
>and its all for you anon
>w what anon? Y you want to lick me clean?
>what kind of girl would say no to a stud like you?
Am i doing it right?
>"Anon, will you promise to remember this moment? Always? Promise? Because I know I will, and I'd like to know that you will too. Anon can I tell you something? Look I don't want to make this all somber or anything but I really would like to always have you in my life. I know you have a tendency to cut people out of your life and I know you've had good reason to do that in the past. But please, if we ever argue, if you ever stop wanting to be with me, just please don't lose contact with me, okay? I love you Anon, and I mean it in the truest sense of the word. I care about you so much and I want only the best for you, and I will do whatever I can to help you get to where you want to be."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYLr9FtYtME ]
>>29996243
Goddamn dude you got problems, no wonder you wont experience love
The music is always pretty damn comfy in these threads. Too bad they die so quick.
>>29996289
please leave the thread
this is original
