I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOWWWWW
Over rated. I'd rather jerk off for the rest of my life
>>25468440
>tfw missed the femanon name thread
>>25468440
I just want to make a girl happy NOWWWWWW.
I feel like baking the femanons here cookies or something. -_-
>2016
>still believing Free Will is real
>My Will Be Done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_661PyhNs
>2016
>have sleep paralysis
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>(can't wake up)
welcome to /r9k/, how fat are ya?
Im 350 pounds.
>>25468382
170lbs, 5" 11
not fat but could stand to lose 10lbs
345. Used to be 435. Hoping to get into the low 200's by next year.
>>25468382
380 pounds. Strong enough to carry it around, but fuck do I hate how gross I am.
Keep trying to lose it, keep failing.
At least I will be dead soon.
>tfw my practice gf used me as a practice bf
That's actually fucking hilarious
>>25468333
I see this happening to me if I get a gf.
I would be ok and not cry though
>>25468333
What is a practice gf/bf ? A gf you only use to get experience?
Robots, why do normals like football so much, it seems like I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't care for it. Do any robots like foorball?
it's a game, like any other. you don't have to like it. I like handegg but hate baseball.
>>25468276
>tfw indians at uni around you always talk about cricket
>>25468276
Because they have literally no other interests in their pathetic drone lives and since so many people are into it they think that it's a good way of fitting in.
The other thing is popular opinions on politics. That's why people who don't know shit about anything will argue with you that Bernie Sanders is the best candidate on the planet. Just because other people from their environment support Bernie.
> tfw talking to this girl on tinder
She is actually pretty hot and I think the wants the D. Im going over to her place to watch a movie in a few hours. What are some tips to help me get laid?
>>25468211
clean your boipussy, she's gonna want to shove her dick inside you
>girl
What anon above said.
Practice hard alone so having your cherry popped actually feels good, OP.
probably a robot
When was the last time you left home?
What did you do?
>>25468116
Today. Went to gamestop to trade in Metal Gear Solid 5. Got $20 for it and bought a steam card, used the steam card for CSGO keys, got $1.98 worth of items. Decent day.
3 hours ago, going for little walk and cigarettes
august 2012
psych ward
Did your parents let you slam your door when you were angry?
>>25468046
I rarely got angry because I'm not autistic, when I did get angry I'd go chill out to calm down not slam doors or other petty things.
>>25468046
If I did anything like that I would have been screamed at until I pissed myself.
>>25468046
I slam doors all the time borderline breaking them
I have trouble controlling my strength
Why is everyone on this board an complete asshole?
They're virgins with rage.
but that's wrong, they're not assholes they're just sad and have given up on life
>>25468729
Because we need someone to hug us. Someone female, with nice-smelling hair.
Which way are you heading robots?
/lit/
Reading about the lives or thoughts of others is a relief from my own miserable existence.
fit for sure,
i was recruited to my schools track team and it gives me some resolve and purpose. got my 400 time to 48.5. Wish i was smart enough for /lit/ but you know how that goes. I have been reading Herodotus tho
>>25467944
/lit/ or /fit/ if anything
Who here /toodepressedtoclean/?
Remember that it's NEVER too late to tidy up, anon.
You will feel better about yourself and less burdened in a clean space.
I urge you to take the first step to taking control of your life.
Go to the store and buy yourself a big box of garbage bags, some lysol and snacks to treat yourself.
Throw on some music, see how many bags you can fill up. Post progress photos and general updates in this thread.
Take a break as often as you need, even five minute intervals of cleaning in between hour long vidya breaks is better...
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Anybody from the first thread last night around to share progress photos?
Even if you just made a little dent in the mess, that's a big success.
Stop making me feel guilty
>>25467940
I am in the process of cleaning up and throwing out/selling a bunch of my shit.
Moving into my truck in March, so pretty much going aesthetic monk when it comes to worldly possessions.
>tfw found my yahoo answers account from 2007
holy fucking autism
>he didn't already delete all his online accounts and activities in anticipation of this
let us see
promise no bully
I've seen my yahoo answers account and If anything, I miss how optimistic, confident, helpful and kind I was.
>have 6000 word essay in 9 days
>still haven't started it
Who /failinguni/ here?
>>25467734
Start writing, you excuse of a person.
>>25467734
just do a thousand words a day you can get it done in six days
>>25467734
can't you just find a bunch of sources, quote / paraphrase and just build on that to fill up your word quota?
ITT be as edgy as possible
Women are stupid unlike us men.
trans people arent deluded and we should accept that
Just go on /b/ or /pol/. You'll so he edge come pouring out their assholes.
Are single moms the responsible for the western society's downfall?
they're certainly the reason for the rise of betas and virgin guys
probably more the symptom rather than the disease
Would you date a widowed single mom with a cute daughter?