Got reprimanded by a random woman at the post office because I wasn't "lucid." I mean, sure, I'm not the most present person and I'm mostly stuck inside my head as opposed to being aware of my surroundings. But no one's trying to start conversation with me, so what's the big deal for seeming a little deadpan at the post office?
>>29749112
Are you an employee, or just a customer?
Ben Carson is also the most famous person I have ever spoken to IRL.
Women are shitty people, they can't stand it if you act different, and it especially angers them if you act uninterested in their world. She probably didn't like seeing a person who wasn't interested in her at all.
I've noticed normalfags really hate it when someone is uninterested in their grand world of shit. I too spend a lot of time daydreaming, or just in my head. People, especially women, don't like this. It's probably why they hate escapism. It's not so much that they hate the drain you may put on society, but the fact that the...
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>>29749112
what exactly did she do?
>tell myself I'm going to go to bed earlier today
>no new (You)s
>tell myself just gonna check if there's anything new/happening on youtube or twitch (I use these to pretend I have friends tbqh)
>watch some shitty youtube video
>check mails before going to bed
>might as well check if anyone replied to me on 4chan in the meanwhile
Thus the cycle goes on.
>>29749040
Have a (you) anon I feel the same way
I sux hart, what is a (you)?
also the feel. especially the kind of channels that upload like 3 hour longs vidyos and make lots of jokes within their friendgroup ou get to know very well, They'll never get to know you :'(
>>29749194
Here is one, my friend.
>make lots of jokes within their friendgroup ou get to know very well, They'll never get to know you :'(
Tabletop simulator videos always hurt the most, when you realize that you're just a pathetic fag watching others have fun in an experience you will never have.
>be cyborg/failed normie
>enroll in community college
>Summer classes
>class of about 20 people
>this really robotic kid is in the class
>some Stacy tells him almost everyday to please not shoot up the class room
>feel really bad for him
>one day I decide to ask the kid why he never says anything back
>he...
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>>29748932
no way that happened, a teacher could get some hard shit for slut shaming a student
>>29749018
Maybe in liberal cucklands like America. Australian here and I've seen teachers roast students for almost everything. I've seen teachers draw on sleeping students, tie their shoes together, etc. I've seen teachers catch kids kissing in bathrooms and made them kiss in front of the entire class. I even remember seeing my gym teacher break up a fight in the locker room and then re start it saying whoever loses gets detention.
>>29749111
But then I again I graduated in 2002. Things may have changed.
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*CRACKLE BLRRRRRORRRRPT*
Whew who knew they were still lighting off fireworks today
>>29748839
What the fuck is wrong with you? autism?
>>29748846
*fffshshshshhHsHsHRRRRRRPPPPP*
*SPBLRRRAAAAAAAAP* fuck that was
Come lick mommy's butthole
>tfw normies misuse the word "troll"
Why do they think it means "someone who disagrees with me"?
You just got trolled hard bro
>>29748848
You just got fucked in your ass hard bro
he fell for it omg get trolled bro haha
Never done one of these threads and I have no idea how it will work out-
Ask a complete fuck-up who joined the military anything
>>29748705
What do you do in the army? What do you need to join?
>>29748734
I joined the Royal Military Police and then did my Close Protection training, I'm currently debating if I want to go for selection but I doubt I will since I think you need to be 100% dedicated.
You don't need any formal qualifications (Unless you want to go to Sandhurst). Once you go to an assessment weekend you will-
>Do the Army BARB test
>Must run 1.5m in under 12m
>Do English and Maths tests (If you don't...
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>>29748845
Thanks, anon. Looks like I need to get in slightly better shape and sign up, can't think of anything else I want to do besides rot in a retail job.
>Sovereign citizen comes into the surgery
>Accuses me of violating the NAP by attempting to shake his hand
>Screams that he knows his rights, despite appear to have very limited knowledge
>Wants me to give him a copy of all records I hold on him
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29748687
I think you did the right thing., but I hope you're using a VPN.
Some faggot might be prone to report this to the FBI
>>29748687
>>bootlicker comes into the surgery
>>Accuses me of working with the 1% by attempting to shake his hand
>>Screams and calls me "bourgeois" , despite appear to have very limited knowledge of economics
>>Wants me to give him a share of my own salary
>>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
It's not a good idea to use the same murder weapon if you want to be a serial killer.
what is the point of money?
when are we going to not need money anymore?
>>29748540
When scarcity is managed through technology and 90% of humanity has been destroyed.
>>29748540
what the fuck is that picture? weebniggers are disgusting
>>29748540
oh shit, I know that doujingood times
So I am traveling rome by myself. At the Trevi Fountain today minding my own business using my dslr camera trying to get great pictures, really zoom in on the details despite the crowds.
Some chad and stacy next to me are taking selfies, she complains they arent good enough and she wants the whole fountain in view.
>"hey bro you mind taking a few pics of me and my girl?" Says the chad
>"yeah then we can take one of you since you are alone!" Said the Stacy
>"uhh...
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Don't sweat it man. Can't let people like that get under your skin. You realize she has absolutely nothing substantive to offer you or your work right?
Spend your energy getting flustered when people you respect don't respect you, not when factual proletariat don't respect you.
That's the nature of the prole
>>29748525
Well, I would be like to be called an artist....
>>29748922
Thanks robot. It unfortunately got under my skin and thought about it throughout the day but then i just thought about all the artists back in the day that were alone and all they did was art to make Rome such a cultural significant art mecca. I mean the whole fountain she came to see is art. They whole city and spots of any significance are art. So if artists have issues fine. Maybe I just wish I didnt have so many of them and maybe I could succeed as an artist.
Et tu Pepe?
How do I marry a Chinese leftover woman?
Thats Ushijima Iiniku you uneducated piece of shit
>>29748532
Does she have books or something or do I just have to scour the internet for her pictures?
>>29748574
Pictures. She does slutty cosplays and has been accused of being 40 something years old and a master of photoshopping herself to look younger.
I have recently taken to maturating to myself in the mirror. I have a relatively decent body and whenever I seem to see myself naked it makes me hard as shit. How fucked am i and who else experiences this?
Shelf bump
>>29748372
I've fapped to pictures of my ass before. I don't think you're fucked anon
>tfw haven't been able to do this since puberty gave me body hair and man shoulders
>message me if you want to make friends
>message
>get ignored
How are dating sites going for you?
Fuck dating sites.
No one pays attention to men on them because there are way more men than women on them.
Even fucking Tinder.
Fuck that shit.
People my age are constantly Tindering, but they never look up from their phone and see the physical people around them.
And then they complain they can't find love while they're looking for it on an app MADE FOR MEANINGLESS SEX AND HOOKUPS.
"Waaaah, how come he wants to have sex right away? They all just want to fuck! If I tell them I want to get to know them first, they cut me out!"
Listen...
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don't bother, it's just another way for Chad to pump and dump every single girl
pic related is the best use for internet dating, imo
>>29748456
Pretty low brow but still pretty good
I HATE FUCKING NORMIES
GTFO
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!
Normie here who has had sex over 40 times, which is low for normies
Whatcha gonna do about it OP?
kys fucking normie
>>29748384
ask for some help my good friend
>normies enjoy this
>they also like arbitrarily raising their arms and doing finger gestures
all this looks really stupid when you aren't caught up with it
>>29748357
They like to do it because a lot of people are idiots and they want to be like everyone else. They want to blend in with the idiots even if it makes them look retarded because if they are actually smart they can pass it off as alcohol and partying.
>>29748638
That's why I just go to the park alone
Nobody is actually enjoying themselves, I've been to these type parties. They just go to say they went out.
Tfw playing porn sounds for my younger sister and explaining to her that you can tell how hard a woman is being fucked by the sounds she makes.
Am I a good brother?
You sound like you belong here, that's for sure.
>>29748314
I played for her videos of small Asian penises and biggish Asian penises in JAV
Then I started to mimick the moaning to emphasize the difference in size.
>>29748263
You are a real good brother