Why are girls so squishy, warm and fun to touch?
Evolution most likely
I wouldn't know
original memes
>>29752109
They have to have some kind of redeeming quality
Is watching anime really a good indicator of being a robot? Normies in class were all talking about their favorites. Pic related
>defining yourself as a "robot"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eat shit you autistic summer child
>>29751993
Who fucking cares?
original prankster
depends on what you see in this picture
only true robots can pass the test
>tfw living in eastern europe with NO chance to get a qt black or asian gf ever
why even live
>>29751984
You could get an Asian girlfriend, just start walking in this ------> direction
To get a black girlfriend start walking in this one
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Eastern Europe has some of the most beautiful women on the planet.
>>29752036
I'm pretty sure that's just a meme.
honestly, how come everyone here is so rude to circumcised men?
It's not like they brag about it. It's not like they're proud of it. You're just making someone feel bad for being in a shitty situation that they never even asked for.
>>29751962
Because loads of brainwashed Americans come on here and brag about how it is good to have their genitals mutilated because it means they don't have to use soap on their bellend and that kind of idiocy annoys any thinking person.
>>29752010
I don't do that and I've seen very few people on this board, or even this site who has other than maybe on /b/ where everything is a stupid meme.
First, you started taking the internet to be the word of the world. Then you began to take a certain part of the internet as the word of the entire internet?
>>29752010
you do realise people who say that are just looking for your typical autistic defensive response which they usually always get?
anyone else here able to detect a normie poster just by the way they type? the normalfag rhetoric has a distinct chadish style to it.
they often refer to who they are replying to as "dude" "man" "bro" "bruh" and so on. they will also claim that robots don't actually exist and that the board is not satire either that or they are still role playing as a loser for fun and haven't fully grasped the fact that this place isn't satire and think they are just playing along, they will also give hints that they think this.
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This board is beyond pathetic if the whole thing isn't a joke.
>>29751958
anyone who uses exclamation pointsunironically or otherwiseis a normalfag
>>29751958
bruhOrignialius
i like watching people eat feces. can anybody relate to me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QDglFH9548
it gets my dick hard too anon
>>29751948
Fuck off you fat faggot kike
>>29752328
I'm not the kike. choco icing does nothing for me
Do you actually have autism are you just a loser?
both
originalfjjsjsehhshhshahsjs
Diagnosed last year, but I've known for a while. My manifestation is fairly unique in a lot of ways, I have extreme difficulty functioning in a work environment and interacting in certain contexts, but I have a broader comprehension of human behavior than most neurotypicals and a girlfriend and other things. No actual friends and no job, though. It does make a lot of things feel impossible.
>>29751923
Just a loser :D
I fucking hate beautiful people, /r9k/.
Like, 10/10 beautiful people.
Now, I'm not that ugly or that much of an omega, but I really just fucking despise them.
Anybody else feel like that?
Pic unrelated
>>29751889
shameless self bump containing hate
>>29751908
forgot important hatetachement
I just hate normies in general.
I was internet-dating one of you cucks for a year and I'm looking for some advice.
Situation: toxic but passionate love-hate relationship; unlike feelings I've felt in almost a decade (27/f)
He (25/m) was playing with 4+ of us, the vast majority of whom were minors, through sexting, yiffing (yes, he's an ultra-furry), 1-way cam (them, not him lmfao) until he got found out. I stuck with him and he treated me like a queen for a month and then started giving me constant attitude. He's schizoid (undiagnosed because $) and hides a lot. He thinks...
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Stopped reading when I realized you were a woman.
Go away.
>>29751799
>.Time to kill yourself whore!
Why don't you just orbit me instead OP?
Okay, I guess that you have many reasons to hate the primary caste of society: normies. But exactly why?
In my case:
>they have practically zero empathy and don't understand our robot lifestyles
>if you know one, they tend to give you absolutely shitty and non-sensical advice that just doesn't work for your situation at all (for example: just be yourself bro, you just have to be more confident, just stop being anxious etc.)
>by simply existing they ruin my access...
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Get the fuck in here you robots.
>>29751741
I hate normies because of the endless torment they gave me in school, and the fact that now, when confronted they don't remember and expect me to 'let it go'. They ruined my life. If not for normies I'd be a chad, but no. They continue to suck happiness from ever faucet of my existence, so yeah I genuinely fucking hate normies.
>>29751741
They make fun of us and then they try to emulate us.
It's disgusting.
http://efukt.com/21236_The_Best_of_Public_Fapperz.html
skip to 4:09
this dude literally picks up a girl by jerking off in public WTF
how do i make this happen
>Get nice car
>A nice dick
>Be "cute tho"
>Dive past whorish Latinas that ask [s]random strangers[/s] public mastorbators w/nice cars for rides
Paid actress / amateur porn
Believe random stacies will walk into unknown cars and suck a potentially std aids cock with no condoms
Believe the chad will risk getting aids
U robots r dumb naive
>>29751734
Only works if you're Chad, which allows you to get away with being a pervert.
I made this thread before and it was kind of fun, so..
What would you change your name to if you could?
I kind of like the sound of Moxie.I'm a boy, but who cares?
Jeff Jefferson
>>29751669
>moxie
lmao have fun whoring yourself out to niggers and getting aids, fuccboi.
>>29751669
I wouldn't, I'm able to. If I wanted to, I would've done so already.
Surely you are, too?
What do you think of rich sad/depressed people?
there are rich kids out there right now who are sad/lonely & depressed
these people also use the phrase
>"Money doesn't buy happiness"
Is this just a meme?
Im not talking about people who are born into wealth, as much as i know a guy who has rich parents and was given everything in life... he always complains and seems depressed as fuck
even people who start off poor and become rich will use that same exact phrase
desu i don't believe...
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Plenty of studies show that money buys happiness up to a certain point (i.e. when all basic needs are met comfortably), but then there's no real correlation between income and happiness after that. So it's helpful certainly, but it won't provide that sense of fulfillment that people need in order to really thrive and live life to the fullest.
If I had enough money to never worry about finances ever I would just buy a shit-ton of things I like/want. That would make me pretty happy. At least it's better than being poor and depressed.
>>29751622
Some people have money, some people have depression, there's a small intersection.
For some people, money solves everything and they're fine. For others, it doesn't.
I've had it, friends. I want more from life. No more NEETdom. It's either become Chad or nothing at this point.
I graduated a few years ago with a meme degree and haven't done shit for the past few years.
I've decided I'm going to start back to school and get another bachelors degree.
It's too late for medicine, because I don't want to be 40 when I finally finish.
Everyone says that engineering is fucking horrible and /g/ says that computer science and programming is full of street shitters that are driving down...
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don't listen to /g/ you stupid retard. do CS
>>29751602
Computer science still pays well. There are programming bootcamps that will teach coding and Web design and hook you up with a job in a couple months. Its challenging, expensive and you will be studying full time but worth it if you don't want to do a 4 year degree.
>>29751602
whats your meme degree in? I got mine in History and it has been worthless, I compete with the pajeets for coding jobs and am barely making it work, so don't do that.
It feels like our fate is inevitable...
I'll never be able to live a life like the others.
I can't maintain anything. I don't have the will to actually do anything.
Sometimes this room feels like a prison, at other times it's a blessing.
>I w a n t t o d i e
>>29751791
I'm spending the whole week with not wanting to do anything only to realize it's monday again.
>>29751939
What do you do to pass the time?
>can't be a functional human being
>can't be a completely emotionless robot