>tfw you're a cuckquean but guys have become so whiteknight they're not into it
what the fuck does that even mean? Are you seriously so fucked in the head you want to be treated like a worthless side fuck-hole? Have you zero respect for yourself? Fucking disgraceful. You're part of the sickness plaguing this world
>>27071888
daily reminders coming at cha
>>27071906
Monogamy is unnatural, women should be put in harems and treated as livestock.
t. Schopenhauer.
How did we proceed from this.................
....to this state of situations??????
What occurred?
>>27071560
to theeeeis
>>27071573
at least i admitted i was dumb rather than making up a bunch of shit and going into a hospital
>People born in 1998 are 18 this year
I was born in 1996 but I browsed 4chan since I was 15 years old
>>27071532
>tfw a good chunk will die in car crashes, from various illnesses, kill themselves, drown in their own vomit at some party, or OD on some stupid designer drug the first time they try it
>people born in 2178 are turning 47 this year
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>see this
what do?
>>27071468
Literally actually kill myself
Stop bullying that guy. He's actually a really nice person.
>>27071569
he needs a haircut
>try to approach qt3.14
>feeling confident and strong this time
>end up autismo blabbing like usual
>guess you really fucked up this time because now she looks down whenever she sees you in the lab
why is life so sad, robots?
>>27071444
Nice trips
This American culture of 'you gotta be confident and approach her bro' is just pure cancer.
The way I've had women interested in me in the past isn't through this cancerous method, but just by knowing them, then they become interested in you over time.
>>27071490
>The way I've had women interested in me in the past isn't through this cancerous method, but just by knowing them, then they become interested in you over time.
Just be attractive brah, works every time
At least you tried anon
Maybe next time you will be more confident.
One pill makes you manlet one pill makes you tall
One pill makes you blinded, one pill makes you know all
One pill you die
One pill you win 5 million $
One pill you are reborn as chad
One pill you are reborn as an eggman-tier uggo
Like seriously robots, I need to learn how to cook some basic things, drop some easy recipes that the typical robot can make by himself. No tendies or microwaveable shit. Pure cooking.
>>27071333
Fruity Pebbles: Pour Fruity Pebbles Tm into bowl and pour in your favorite beverage. I like classic ice water. Get a spoon and enjoy!
>>27071333
It's pretty easy honestly - if you can follow directions, you can cook.
Like, everyone thinks pizza is some tough thing to make yourself, but it's piss easy. Make flour, yeast and water to make the dough. Leave it to rise for a few hours. When it's risen up, put flour down on your counter and hands, and spread it out into a crust. Put it on your cookie sheet or pizza pan if you have one, add sauce, cheese and toppings, and cook in the stove til the cheese is melted. Easiest shit in the world.
>>27071384
I asked for cooking recipes nigga, not this cereal soup shit.
Rate my din din/10
0/10
Who the fuck still eats meat in presentyear?? There is literally no reason to. Disgusting.
>>27071166
>getting anything at buffalo wild wings besides boneless blazin chicken wings with blue cheese
6/10
>>27071197
mango habanero >>>
What can I do with my life to promote antinatalism? This is a meme free zone btw
>>27070946
Start a youtube channel like Inmendham
>>27070946
Kill yourself. It's the only way. If you don't want people being born, then you have to kill yourself. Otherwise you're just a hypocritical cunt and no one will take you seriously so long as you willingly exist.
you don't really need to. less and less white people are breeding every year. the only people who are breeding are the Mexicans, Africans, and mudslimes.
it will all go to shit by itself.
JUST LEAVE THIS BOARD
I LEFT A MONTH AGO AND MY LIFE IX ALREADY 10X BETTER
DEPRESSION WENT AWAY AFTER A WEEK
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE. I'M TELLING YOU, YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.
I am the plague Anon
I didn't come here for 4 months before, it did not help.
I came back here since I never felt at home anywhere else. In a way I feel better here then ever did during those 4 months.
>>27070863
lol, don't listen to this normie.
>tfw you're smarter than everyone you know
what do i even do in this situation? feels bad man but atleast i'm smart
>>27070785
Use your intellect to devise a strategy to score some pussy
Iktf.
I'm just constantly in like at least 2 levels of irony deeper than my friends and everyone I know.
>>27070785
>>27070849
Dunning Kruger effect
You guys are actually retards. Just so you know.
>go on facebook to snoop
>another generation of kids are starting university
>they're talking about how great "freshers week" was
>all the fun activities they did and places they went with new people
>their relatives are telling them to make the most of it because it's the best time of their life
>tfw the only time I left the house was to attend classes 16 hours a weekComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
currently in my sophomore year
I have some friends. my grades are alright. my classes are "eh".
I haven't gotten laid and I don't have a qt college gf (yet). my weekends are mostly spent smoking weed with my roommate and his friends.
overall it could be worse. it's pretty comfy most of the time. I wish I had a gf tho
>>27070621
Fourth year. I don't know how I've made it this far, it's done so much damage to me and I've just scraped by. I'm a complete isolationist and I see nobody except for my roommates.
I have to go another semester, maybe more, plus summer classes, because I've failed so many classes. It just never ends. Every day I think how bad I want to be out of it but I can't leave.
Fuck college, best years of my life my ass, it took everything from me, I had potential and now it's...
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>>27070621
Didn't go to college.
Meet tons of nerds that are 20k+ in debt starting at the same job I did 3 years ago at minimum wage.
>My face when my boss tries to fellate some college graduate that's in retail like I'm supposed to be impressed that he's starting at my old wage with a 20k debt on his shoulders.
Why havent you tried wearing diapers yet, /r9k/?
>>27070545
You left out the word microwaved, try again.
im a divine being, i dont poop
Because I'm a top, not some little pants-wetting sub.
Though desu family, I have. A qt incon grill I was seeing on a trip gave me one of her Abenas and I tried it on later. Super comfy when it was dry but I didn't really tape it up right, so when I wet it later it sagged a LOT.
I've been watching porn without fapping for the last 5 hours und had an erection the whole time.
Now I stopped to do something else, but my balls hurt. They fucking hurt so bad!
What can I do to ease the pain? Fapping doesn't help (I've already tried) and it hurts like hell, too.
It's called "blue balls", its the reason chads invented rape.
It will go away as soon as your testicles reabsorb the extra sperm they been producing. Next time don't trick your body into thinking intercourse is imminent. Because if you don't follow through, not even with your hand, then you get punished. It's a pretty neat evolutionary trait when you think about it.
>>27070625
But why doesn't fapping help "release pressure"?
I thought the pain would go away after I'm finished.
dont watch porn for the rest of the week give it a break
>tfw 6'2 and always super insecure
>always notice at the corner of my eye people either in awe or giggling
>tfw no bf who will accept me
>>27070348
Post legs
Originae
>>27070348
I'm 6'4 op and tall girls are sweet
I would cuddle you so hard. You will make a glorious amazon waifu.
>>27070348
6'2 dude here. i'd love to date a super tall girl and make giant master race children.
but all the girls over ~5'8 in the midwest are as wide as they are tall.