>People born in 1998 are 18 this year
I was born in 1996 but I browsed 4chan since I was 15 years old
>>27071532
>tfw a good chunk will die in car crashes, from various illnesses, kill themselves, drown in their own vomit at some party, or OD on some stupid designer drug the first time they try it
>people born in 2178 are turning 47 this year
>>27071657
>kill themselves
Hey that's me. I plan on doing it before my mother gives me the ultimatum of going to college or getting kicked out.
>>27071690
No you won't do it faggot, you would already be dead if you were going to do it, like me you'll survive college like the little bitch you are and become a wageslave, that or your mommy will enable your neet ass and turn you into an even more defective human also MOOODS.
There was a time when I was edgy just like you, well not just like you I was a lot less edgy than you are, and I turn 28 this year.
>I turn 26 this year.
I'm too old for this board.
>>27071955
Come on, man. 26 isn't old at all. It's the new 16.
>am 26
That statement applies to me.
I've also been here since 2006.
Yup.
Already am, mate.
>>27071532
>be on Chaterbate last night like a degenerate
>see a girl that turned 18 3 days ago, born in 1998
I felt old as fuck
i turned 18 this year
>>27072665
>8 year olds on 4chan
>>27071532
>I am legally allowed to fuck girls born 2001 here
Feels surreal
>>27072064
>Come on, man. 26 isn't old at all. It's the new 16.
You might feel that way but it is old compared to someone who is 16. I wish I could relive my teens all over again.
>>27073425
>actually wanting to go back to being a teenager, and being in high school
How to spot a normie.
It's good you feel this
I don't, because I don't feel I have done anything worthwhile with my 20+ years
>>27073345
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED TO A SINGLE THING ON 4CHAN EVER IN MY LIFE WHY DID THIS POST LITERALLY KILL ME.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANON.
>>27073492
At least when you are young being a jobless kissless virgin living with parents who watches anime and plays video games all day is acceptable. Not so much in your 20s.
Fuck i'll be 20 this year and still no gf
>>27073345
Yeah, I think it didn't exactly help me, socially speaking.
>>27071955
lmao grandpa
>>27071955
>>27073425
>>27073543
I'm there with you man I'm going on 25 and I just feel like a hopeless loser. Everyone I knew in HS all went on to get degrees, go to comfy cities, settle down with people they met in college etc. while I flunked out of community college and now stuck at a shitty warehousing job to pay the bills I can't afford. I have no way of ending this stupid cycle because no skills/education and no money to go back to school. This is my life now until the day I die and I'm seriously fighting the urge everyday to not kill myself
>>27071532
>tfw born in 1997
you fucking mad bro?
>>27073533
i highly fucking doubt that is true, i didn't laugh until i read your post.
>>27073771
No, he is actually younger then most 4chan virgins. I am 29, and there are many in their 30s and 40s.
>>27073860
Imao grandpa
>>27073425
My childhood and teenage years were so miserable that my early adulthood is actually considerably much better.
>>27073809
a bit 2bh
>>27071532
I turned 18 last year m8. Browsed since I was 12. Man, I fucking regret it.....
>>27071532
i dont care i just wanna cum in chi-chan now
