>tfw dicklet
There is literally nothing worse than being a dicklet. Even chestlet girls can get implants, dicklets are fucked forever.
I know that feel bro
>3 1/2 inches
>phimosis
>short frenulum
I got a terrible end of the deal in the penis department
>inb4 everyone compares lengths
>>27361789
Yeah, I'm only 9" x 7", most chicks just laugh at how small it is.
Am I shitposting correctly?
I'm actually 7" x 5.5", but it's really small when flaccid.
I've had chicks laugh at it. I felt like shit for a while afterwards.
It's not as bad as having a tiny dick, but feels like shit having a perfectly healthy dick and still having chicks laughing at you for the flaccid size.
Fucking roasties should all burn in hell.
Is casual sex really common? Are there really chads running around with harems of women or is it all just memes and outside of relationships people don't have as much sex as it seems people are having on the internet?
most people not in relationships (and many in relationships) have casual sex with fuckbuddies once a week or so
It's not as common as it seems.
Only people who seek out sex through means like bars and tindr fuck regularly.
Yes, I used to not believe it until I moved into my dorm
>>27361742
This guy is actually retarded
>masturbating to a picture of a girl
>cum
>switch to a picture of her smiling so I know she's comfortable and happy with what has just taken place
Who /Chad/ here?
>>27361358
Holy shit OP
Thanks for the laugh
>>27361514
Happy to provideI'm not kidding though
>>27361583
I believe you
The "Who /Chad/ here?" Just fuckin killed me
ITT: Things that are degenerate
>polyamory
>pedophilia
>religion, especially islam
>female sexual liberation
>piercings and tattoos
>non-binary gender identity
>rap, metal, electronic music
>social media
metal is often as ignorantly conservative as you
checkmate
>>27361344
>electronic music
How?
>>27361344
I would agree with all of those except religion. I'm not religious, I identify as a Christian though if someone asks me because neckbeards have taken up atheism.
Most of the greatest thinkers and rulers of western civilization were either Christian or Greek/Roman pagans. Think Pope Urban, Charlemagne, Marcus Aurelius, and so on and so on. C.S. Lewis and Peter Hitchens are also the very opposite of degenerate, and Christians.
Islam is certainly a shit though, you are correct.
>have oneitis that looks like webm
>almost, ALMOST had her
>some fucking white chad takes her from me
All chads need to be rounded up on the day of the rope and summarily executed against a wall. The survivors will be hung. I love you robots, you guys are alright. Don't come to Philly tomorrow.
>All chads need to be rounded up on the day of the rope and summarily executed against a wall.
Vote Sanders and this dream will be one step closer to reality.
>>27361103
>Don't come to Philly tomorrow.
eyo vinny lets jus head over to genos and grab a steak and let the whole thing blow over yeah?
>>27361138
Vote Sanders and Chad will be replaced by Tyrone instead.
Are girls for fucking real?
How do they expect to get a man?
Fresh off the presses.
>>27360992
Nobody should ever speak to her about anything ever again.
this is her
what a keeper right?
>>27360992
>we should grab coffee
>when we going on date
she's over the top, but right
it's an insensitive and presumptive come on that deserves nothing beyond flat refusal
T E R M I N A T E D D
Looks like a boy. That's probably why she was arrested.
lmao that boy is a bitch tho for real if he caused all of this
>>27360508
>girl stands up to sexual harassment
>she's a brave hero
>boy does the same thing
>lmao what a little bitch
equality
/r9k/ would definitely be the ghetto, we all know this. But what about the other boards, what would they be? The only limit is your imagination.
I say /tg/ would be some medieval crypt like in Paris
/pol/ would be a trailer park
every single board would be a suburb with kids living with their moms
>>27360470
/b/ is skid row
>>27360527
Yeah your probably right.
>Anon, let me in! This isn't funny! I know you're still a little upset because I "friendzoned" you but this is a life or death situation! If you don't let me into your zombie proof tactical shelter I'll be torn apart and eaten, so hurry up and open the door!
>>27360448
I wouldn't open the door based on her tone alone, let alone any bullshit she pulled on me.
>>27360448
>halving my supplies for someone too dumb to build their own shelter
no thanks, I'd rather live twice and long and jerk off once in a while.
>>27360448
You just got zombie zoned bitch
Can a manlet ever be president?
manlets can't even be burger king
>>27360418
do Asian countries have presidents?
>>27360418
No. No one respects manlets.
>that feel you get when you don't have a girlfriend
>>27360409
I am familiar with those emotions
It will never go away.
>>27360409
>those feelings you are having when you don't have a female companion of a sexual nature
>tfw you realise that women are all awful, mean blood sucking whores and the only reason you like them is because they look like hot fuck toys
>tfw you climax and sit next to your girlfriend in bed
>tfw you are completely asexual for one brief minute
>tfw you realize just how much time you are pouring into this person
>tfw your brain completely unbiasedly evaluates her for once, and the verdict is basically "shitty boring friend, not worth hanging out with, demote to Friend Rank C: Occasional Acquaintance In Large Group"
>tfw she's just babbling and...
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>>27360506
the ride never ends
>tfw slave to impulses
>>27360406
Majority are not good but I've met some admirable grills
what type of panties are fembots wearing right now
moist ones. :3
>>27360294
malebot here, wearing half-thong panties atm desu
Long johns because it's freezing rain and cold
Want an older gf who is assertive and aggressive, physically stronger than me, and is the dominate one in the relationship
Do they exist?
Yep and you better believe you don't meet their standards.
>>27360291
They exist. I've been dating one for almost three years. We haven't had sex outside of me going down on her since September. She's subtle with her dominance.
>>27360335
Damn man that's awesome. Please elaborate.
>not sarcasm btw
What's a normie amount of times to masturbate per week, how often do you masturbate?
Normie amount: 1-2 times a week
Robot amount: 7+ times a week
I come to this number on the assumption normies have sex about once a day, or slightly less, while robots do not, which means they must satisfy their sexual urges at least once a day, sometimes more.
>>27360028
Daily for me
I don't think normies do it to much because of sex and stuff
I've started to try to limit myself to only doing it every four daysbut on the fourth day I do it like five plus times
It makes it feel so great
Been keeping this up for two months now, whereas I used to do it 1-2 times a day