>Anon, let me in! This isn't funny! I know you're still a little upset because I "friendzoned" you but this is a life or death situation! If you don't let me into your zombie proof tactical shelter I'll be torn apart and eaten, so hurry up and open the door!
>>27360448
I wouldn't open the door based on her tone alone, let alone any bullshit she pulled on me.
>>27360448
>halving my supplies for someone too dumb to build their own shelter
no thanks, I'd rather live twice and long and jerk off once in a while.
>>27360448
You just got zombie zoned bitch
>>27360448
>Open door.
>btw this is Chad I said he could stay here, too.
>Anon, there isn't enough room, and we voted you should leave.
LOL NO.
I'd let her in just so I could rape her. Maybe impregnate her and start a family.
>>27360624
Holy shit anon, this is so true to life.
>>27361100
see
>>27360624
If you think a woman's branch swinging stops just because their lives are in danger you are fucking retarded.
Nope,but it depends on the situation do I have gun? Am I the only person in the shelter?
Is there a quarantine room?
But if it were into my heart sadly I've lost the key to that door.
WTF is wrong with you guys? You've going to let her die just because she won't have sex with you guys? You're not entitled to everything.
>>27360602
laughed_hard@this
>>27361201
...and she's not entitled to my protection\provision.
>>27361201
Just like she isnt entitled to my happening shelter stupid roastie.
>Pushing her leg against a door that needs to be pulled
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqpyWu6M6PY
>>27361230
>>27361239
Wow no wonder you losers are virgins. You would literally commit murder just because no girl wants to be with you.
>>27360448
friendzone only exists for manlets
I ll open the door to shoot her in the face . Making noise and bringing more zombies to my door , jeez
>>27361201
>>27361400
Female here. The dumbest thing you could do is let someone in just because they'll give you sex. How the fuck does sex become anyone's priority during a fucking zombie apocalypse?
>>27361434
>female here
>this fucking post
I actually believe this for once.
>>27361400
Not letting someone into your house isn't murder, even if there's gang members in your neighborhoods who might attack you.
>>27361434
You're gonna die anyway, why not lose your virginity first?
>>27361463
Point out one thing wrong with my post.
>>27361510
shut the fuck up you roastie slut
>>27360448
>H-hey stace, is that you?
>deliberately say it as slow as possible
>YE YE OPEN UP
>WAIT A SECOND I AM LOOKING FOR MY KEYS
>pretend i am doing something and just look at her and hidden chad getting eaten while i furiously masturbate and grin like a madman
should have chosen me as your first bf stace
>>27361510
It undervalues the importance of sex to a man based on the fact that females use sex to secure resources and please men whereas we view it as an end in and of itself.
>>27361602
Holy shit, sex is as important as self-preservation for you?
>>27361641
I don't view the two as being any different.
>>27361641
are you retarded or are you completely unable to see outside of your own privileged perspective
>>27361676
>500px-maslows_hierarchy_o(...).png
Opinion discarded.
>>27361656
Then you're fucking retarded.
>being friend zoned
should literally not happen
If you want to fuck a girl, you should make it known immediately, and if she does not reciprocate, don't "settle" for friend and expect for her to eventually want to fuck you
If you want to be friends with a woman, be friends, don't start off as a friend wanting to be in a romantic relationship once you put enough time as a friend, it just doesn't work
>Do you have any weapons, supplies, or survival skills? No? Have fun out there.
>implying you nerds would last more than a day
>implying you wouldn't be shitting down your leg
>implying alpha Chad wouldn't be knocking zombie heads off and getting his dick sucked by every frightened girl looking for protection
Stay cucked, dorks
>>27361748
>hand to hand combat against zombos
Enjoy your infection.
>>27361748
>Chad goes out with friends and gets infected
>Robots stay indoors safe from the virus
>>27361316
At last someone noticed it.
>>27361781
What happens when your supplies run scarce? Living in mummy's house has an expiration date in real life, much more so when she's become zombie chow.
>>27361858
you're gonna be brutally murdered and have a rotting zombie benis in your bum and i'm just gonna starve, unsodomized.
>>27360448
>Putting her foot on a door that she's trying to pull open
Not everyone who wants helps deserves it
Not everyone who needs help gets it
Very few have a destiny
And of those that do very few control it
I am not bound on any other course of action that I see fit at that moment in time. In fact i only act others will define my action.
No matter what I choose it will be just to me, you may see me as cruel you may see me as generous you may see me as fair, but those words to me are meaningless for i am enlightened.
>>27361882
>implying you don't want hot, hard zombie dick pumping your ass full with thick toxic jizz
Heh. Sure, anon-kun.
>>27361400
Taking someone off life support =/= murder
>>27361906oreganus comenticus
