>Severe Thunderstorm Warning
Sounds comfy as fuck. We get that shit all the time here in Texas.
Nothing makes me sleep better than a crazy ass thunderstorm.
>>30005231
>Sounds comfy as fuck.
Not if it knocks out my internet connection
>>30005251
Thats when you read!
....you can read, right anon? :^)
>"you need to get help"
Sigh, the old 'anything different from me is wrong' normalfag rerun
>>30005138
I'm 5-6/10 and they never say this shit about me. I can blend in with normies if I try but it's repulsive. The shit they say about robots who are far more interesting, forgiving and intelligent than them pisses me off.
>"No, there's seriously something wrong with him"
>"He smells bad, he should take a shower or something"
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>>30005364
That's because normies have low IQ and only care about appearances and status. Thats literally their fucking lives. Especially women. Its status and being a proper person in society. Nothing else. No intellectual pursuits, no mysticism, no enlightenment and no purpose.
>>30005549
Yeah thank god we have manboy autists to attend to the higher pursuits like masturbating to cartoons.
>the shiptment of panties arrived
Great feel to stick your dick in them
literally what??? fucking robot autists
>>30005107
I had a female friend ship me a couple of pairs she wore, took pictures in, and got them wet for me. The smell is intoxicating and it feels so nice to jerk off with them wrapped around my cock, knowing she wore them and her pussy juices were soaking them.
>>30005107
>shipment
Jesus Christ did you get a whole crate load
How much does a shipment entail
I agree it does feel great though
>>30006582
What the fuck? Is this what friends do, share underwear for each other to fap with?
What's worse: To have had friends/sex and now be a loser or to never have experienced it at all? Id say for people who've never hung out with anyone or had sex, at least you don't know what you're missing
>>30005105
When the itchyness/bug-under-skin-crawliness goes away a couple months after sex it's nice to have the memories to fap to.
>>30005161
What happens when you start to forget what it was like? You know you experienced it, but everything's become hazy and unsure. You not only can't fap to it, you feel worse than ever when you notice because you can't allow yourself to lose the best memories you have, but time is against you, and you know it. It's an uphill battle from there on out, struggling desperately to hold onto what can never last, the memories, same as you tried to hold onto the relationship. In both cases you fail. You hate...
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>>30005105
it's definitely worst to have never experienced things.
Fembot feels thread
Why is the outside world so scary for a fembot? Not only do we have all of the problems that malebots have but we also have to be scared of rapists and serial killers. There's nothing I wouldn't trade to be a guy. Maybe my life wouldn't have gone so wrong.
>>30005102
you think guys arnt scared of rapists and serial killers?
>>30005102
>men can't get raped or mudered.
What is a fembot? ikikkikikik
>>30000000
>you'll never go to parties and get carefree hookups
Its not as great as you think
Normies are like Gods. They can do whatever they want.
>>30005074
Fuck off go to hell
Should I go to the casino with my parents tomorrow? I'm 24, and I'm not a big gambler but I'd guess it'd be something fun to do and I might win some money, probably better than just staying at home sitting on the internet masturbating and what not.
I don't know
>>30005052
Sure, why not. Not being a big gambler is a plus when visiting the casino. Have a few drinks, play the chocolate wheel. Watch chinese piss themselves at the tables rather than go to the toilet.
>>30005076
I'm not a big drinker either, I rarely drink. I don't even like the taste of most beer, at least the stuff I've had. I like fruity tasting stuff/wine coolers, and I've been told that makes me a faggot, oh well.
>>30005098
>a few drinks
I wasn't saying you should write yourself off. Have a fruity drink or two. Go on, you're worth it.
What were you thinking about in 1995 /r9k/?
I forgot the most important part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBGhIPrdilE
How could I think when I'm not even born yet?
>>30005003
Metallica, girls, being bullied. Pot. acne. oh jesus, acne.
Bad School memories thread:Forecast of no replies edition
>Middle School PE
>I am a weak skinny tall uncoordinated loser who runs fast
>So weak that I lose in an arm wrestling contest to a 7th grade girl, I was 8th grade
>Softball unit
>Students pick teams
>Power disparity.inevitable
>Me and a few autists on one team
>Lose one game without scoring once
ONE game? Puhleez, some of us had that as a DAILY occurrence back in our school days.
> find something more original to whine about
>join wrestling team sophomore year at new high school
>start making friends
>after a while they start bullying me
>try to shrug it off
>become group punching bag
>in locker room one smacks my ass after practice while showering
>hurts his hand
>"damn this kid has a fat ass"
>everyone...
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>Girl catches you taking pictures of her big feet
Shit man.
>Tfw addicted to going on omegle, getting cute girls to take off their clothes and masturbating with them
How do you get them out of their clothes? I would have no idea what to even say
Why not watch just porn with chicks ten times hotter?
Been their done that anon
How long roughly do you search OP ?
Have you guys ever thought of doing it?
When you where younger you know, bringing a gun to school , and getting at the normies that laughed and mocked you?
Nah because I am a normie
What good would killing people do, besides I was the bully at my school.
No but I find solace when I hear of robots getting their revenge on the normie bullies.
Here's the situation:
>23 yrs old and still living with parents.
>depressed and mentally ill. Seeing therapist bi-weekly and on happy pills.
>work dead end job in retail where I get shit on by customers
>even more depressed because I got a meme degree in Liberal arts and now I'm financially fucked for life
>never got laid in college. Had friends but they're no more. Was bullied even in college and couldn't...
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>>30004899
You sound like a bitch who blames everyone but yourself for your problems.
>>30004933
That's what they would always say I guess. But I really am suffering on the inside. I'm genuinely mentally ill and probably about to end it all soon if I can't find peace.
>>30004899
>What do i do robots?literally kill yourself
how's your love life going, robots?
>went from almost 300 lbs to 170 and finally started to try to date
>just finished my freshman year of college
>no girl seemed interested in me at all but i was still kind of fat so i wasn't worried
>try tinder for the summer
>1st tinder date
>have to take a bus into the city, walked about 30 blocks instead of taking the subway to save money...
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>>30004794
you browse r9k so most likely your wizard power is showing
>>30004794
You power level is probably showing. Don't be disheartened though, they're accepting your resume and your getting to the interview level. Keep improving yourself, and your confidence will grow.
>>30004843
i still have 11 years to go before that
>unsheathes katana
>teleports behind you
Hehe... Nothing personell, kid
>>30004790
*materialises a DDS P++*
>teleports infront of you blocking your path
>uses 4 specs hitting 8x
Heh
>>30004790
>Vanishes in front of your eyes
Go play somes kiddo
>>30004824
>blocking your path
You forgot to barrage, noob.
What are you angry about lads? Vent your fiery rage into this thread, you might feel better
Im angry about my fucking prick of a lab partner. I want to him to die. Anyone know that feel? I cant seem to get over it and I keep thinking that he deserves to be killed. I feel like I have to say it in order to move on... i cant just keep it to myself.
>>30004733
What did your lab partner do, anon?
>>30004998
Hes just fucking annoying. I think he thinks its banter, but its bad banter. Good banter is at least funny; hes just awful. His banter consists of spazing out and getting angry. Hes also too stubvorn to admit that hes wrong or did something wrong. And the fact that hes trying to be a doctor makes it worse. I hope to God that he changes his personality before becoming a doctor. Its stunning that someone of his age trying to be a doctor has that maturity level and low self awarenrss
Thanks for asking; i needed to let that out
Seems like im the only one with anger... damn. Thought there would be more angry robots